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The Mall
Jan 18, 2017 20:47:56 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Vitsheep on Jan 18, 2017 20:47:56 GMT -5
"It sounded like the mating call of some sort of annoying pest-like creature," Natsumi suggests. "Hm... I could help you with your problem, but I need to do some shopping. So-o-o-orry. Oh, hey, by the way. That kind of soda goes right through you, right? In, say, exactly 45 minutes? I hear the Outdoor Goods store has a really nice restroom on the ground floor. Wink, wink."
Natsumi heads off to buy a new gown, more make-up, and fishing line before casually strolling into the men's room and hiding in a stall to wait.
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Post by Just14 on Jan 18, 2017 20:52:41 GMT -5
Natsumi
"Hm...? Oh, I think I understand what you mean. Alright. I'll see you later."
You then leave him and go off to buy various objects from various stores. Most of them are surprisingly devoid of young females. Once you finish, you casually stroll into the men's room. Nobody appears to be in here, so you walk into one of the stalls and wait there. A few minutes later, you can hear someone walk in.
"Oh, this bathroom is surprisingly nice."
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Post by Vitsheep on Jan 18, 2017 21:10:41 GMT -5
"The nicest part is how easy it is how nice and sturdy this store's ceiling tiles are," Natsumi points out without leaving the stall. "Seriously, if someone were to crawl into them here, they could get just about anywhere in the store. Even past a really big crowd. And then they could drop down near that little fountain with the duck calls. But that's just a thing a person could do. They would have to be totally insane to actually do that. Or really desperate."
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Post by Just14 on Jan 18, 2017 21:13:29 GMT -5
"Yes, that is quite amazing, from a theoretical standpoint. You have an interesting point. You also have a surprisingly feminine voice for a man."
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Post by Vitsheep on Jan 18, 2017 21:44:11 GMT -5
"Do you need a theoretical boost?" Natsumi asks.
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Post by Just14 on Jan 18, 2017 21:46:44 GMT -5
"Ah, yes, you're right. If I wanted to climb up there, I theoretically would need someone to help me up."
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Post by Vitsheep on Jan 18, 2017 22:12:12 GMT -5
"Or you could use a theoretical step ladder," Natsumi suggests. "But since one isn't in here, I guess I can help."
Natsumi steps out of the stall and offers Mr. Voice a step up.
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Post by Just14 on Jan 18, 2017 22:21:09 GMT -5
Natsumi steps out and sees JOHN CENA Sachi standing there. "What!? What are you doing here? This is the men's room. And I actually have to go to the bathroom..."
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Post by Vitsheep on Jan 18, 2017 22:27:10 GMT -5
Natsumi shrugs. "If I had a nickel for every time I accidentally walked into the men's room because I wasn't paying attention, I would have $12.37." She swings the stall door open and shut pointedly. "And you can go, I won't spill the big secret that you pee sometimes..." She leans in a bit closer and whispers. "So long as you don't tell people that I also pee sometimes."
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Post by Just14 on Jan 18, 2017 22:30:48 GMT -5
"Oh, okay. Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. I promise. Nobody will know that you pee."
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Post by Vitsheep on Jan 18, 2017 22:43:04 GMT -5
(I worry that having Sachi and Natsumi together in the same room could tear the world asunder as their combined denseness forms a supermassive black hole.)
Natsumi waits patiently for him to finish and makes sure he washes his hands before helping him up.
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Post by Just14 on Jan 18, 2017 22:48:29 GMT -5
Natsumi waits outside the stall and watches as Sachi washes his hands once he's finished. She then lifts him up in the air to reach the ceiling. "...? Ohhhh, I get it. You were wondering if I could turn the light off? No, this one doesn't have a string on it like ceiling fans do. Speaking of fans, I'm really glad I got to avoid them by coming in here. Those girls are kind of insane. They stick lots of strange things in my mouth."
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Post by Vitsheep on Jan 18, 2017 22:57:08 GMT -5
Natsumi nods. "That's really weird. Usually it's the other way around. It's good you're not like that, or I'd have to put a curse on you. And also drop you. Now push the ceiling tile aside and climb in already."
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Post by Just14 on Jan 18, 2017 23:08:08 GMT -5
"Right. This is important. I can't lose focus of what I'm doing up here." Sachi pushes aside the ceiling tile and climbs up in the ceiling. He makes sure to put the one he took away back in place so nobody notices it's gone.
Natsumi feels like she may have just made a friend...? Rank up...? Natsumi and Sachi reach relationship rank 2...?
It seems like it's getting late. Natsumi should probably head home soon...
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Post by Vitsheep on Jan 18, 2017 23:12:28 GMT -5
Natsumi double-checks that she has all her purchases before leaving for home. On the way out, she realizes she never told Sachi her name. Oh, well.
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