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Post by Just14 on Jul 22, 2016 15:07:57 GMT -5
"When my life sucks, I complain to Richie."
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Post by Awkward on Jul 22, 2016 17:16:19 GMT -5
"...Hey, Just. This Fire Circle stuff protects me from lava, right?"
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Post by Just14 on Jul 22, 2016 17:39:36 GMT -5
"Yeah why?"
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Post by Awkward on Jul 22, 2016 17:42:37 GMT -5
"Nice."
Pull out the World's Best Mom Coffee Cup. "NiGHTS, get me some lava in this thing."
NiGHTS: "...You're a mother?"
"IT'S THE ONLY CUP I HAD, OKAY?! Oh, I need some Fire Circle on that cup too."
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Post by Just14 on Jul 22, 2016 17:46:42 GMT -5
"It doesn't work like that!"
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Post by Awkward on Jul 22, 2016 17:49:10 GMT -5
"Damn it! Okay, I need you to push me into the lava then. Maybe the warm waters will help my soul."
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Post by Just14 on Jul 22, 2016 17:50:54 GMT -5
"You'll drown! You can't move!"
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Post by Awkward on Jul 22, 2016 17:53:28 GMT -5
"Damn. Well, can you pretend to fight me and knock me off the bridge so when I die and go to hell, I can say that you killed me?"
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Post by Just14 on Jul 22, 2016 17:55:27 GMT -5
"No! You're not even going into the lava, dummy! Go sit down and calm down."
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Post by Awkward on Jul 22, 2016 17:57:54 GMT -5
"Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Hey, I just thought of something. What if I'M actually the true hero you're looking for?!"
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Post by Just14 on Jul 22, 2016 18:23:17 GMT -5
"Whoa...that would be cool. But I don't think that's what you're doing, is it? I'm trying to help the real hero save the world from the bad guys blowing it up. And my super awesome shop will do just that!"
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Post by Awkward on Jul 22, 2016 18:27:53 GMT -5
"Well... N-No. I'm just trying to make a cool flying airship mall. I guess I'm not really fit to be a hero. But at least I'm not like your friend who nearly destroyed my attic. Where is he, anyways?"
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Post by Just14 on Jul 22, 2016 18:30:11 GMT -5
"Oh, the fake hero set him free while I was trying to capture him. I don't know where he is now, but if I find him, I'll stop him somehow."
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Post by Awkward on Jul 22, 2016 18:31:30 GMT -5
"Is the fake hero a bad guy?"
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Post by Just14 on Jul 22, 2016 18:34:33 GMT -5
"I think so. Why else would he do that?"
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