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Post by Just14 on Jul 9, 2016 14:34:29 GMT -5
"Doesn't matter. I can outrun an explosion from a mine." Equip Dragon Wings and Shadow's Shoes. Just run up a nearby tree and launch myself into the sky, flying above the forest with the wings.
"Myeh." Mark bans the bomb. "Myeh." Mark deletes the bomb. "Myeh."
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Post by Awkward on Jul 9, 2016 14:54:46 GMT -5
Awkward raises his hand.
"Ooh, I know a good one! What's blue and goes fast?"
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Post by Malefio on Jul 9, 2016 15:30:01 GMT -5
---Just---
Just runs up a tree as Mark bans the mine before it even explodes.
M: "Oh you survived. Congratulations!"
M walks away into the forest.
Just starts flying in the sky, noticing a giant flying object. It looks like it's made of wood..."
---Awkward---
Sonic the Dalek: "ME"
THIS WAS BORING!
DO SOMETHING ENTERTAINING WITH THIS!"
A door open on the blue thing's body and an orb comes out and roll towards your feet.
(You have to choose the color.)
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Post by Awkward on Jul 9, 2016 16:01:40 GMT -5
"Ooh, nice red orb thingy!"
Awkward tries to pick it up, but trips on nothing.
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Post by Malefio on Jul 9, 2016 16:43:20 GMT -5
---Awkward---
Sonic the Dalek: "HOW SLOW YOUR LIFE MUST BE WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK!
IS THERE ANYTHING INTERESTING TO EXTERMINATE THE BOREDOM?"
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Post by Awkward on Jul 9, 2016 16:47:36 GMT -5
"Sorry, sir. We're just a crew on your average flying attic."
Awkward says this while on the ground, slowly aiming with his hand to pick up the red orb.
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Post by Just14 on Jul 9, 2016 16:56:39 GMT -5
Blast a hole in the wall with Quote's missiles. Then let's walk in. "IT IS I, YOU'RE GREAT NEMESIS! Hi, Awkward. I DECLARE US RIVALS IN MERCHANTRY! That's all. So...how's it going?"
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Post by Malefio on Jul 9, 2016 17:21:35 GMT -5
---Awkward---
You hear an explosion coming from inside...
Sonic the Dalek: "WHAT IS GOING ON?
EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!"
---Just---
NEW LOCATION FOUND: AWKWARD'S STOLEN FLYING ATTIC
You approach the flying object as it's revealed to be a giant flying attic. You blast through the wall and immediately shout:
"IT IS I, YOU'RE GREAT NEMESIS! Hi, Awkward. I DECLARE US RIVALS IN MERCHANTRY! That's all. So...how's it going?"
You're face to face with a blonde woman with long hair, throwing a wrench in your face as she's startled.
Angela: "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?"
(I like how she's my only character who actually swears.)
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Post by Just14 on Jul 9, 2016 17:23:38 GMT -5
Catch the wrench. "Damn, wrong room again. I'm Awkward's pal, Just! Could you uh...point me to the direction of the right room to explode into?"
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Post by Malefio on Jul 9, 2016 17:26:18 GMT -5
---Just---
Angela: "I heard nothing about a Just... And I'm certainly not telling you anything until YOU REPAIR THE FUCKING HOLE YOU DID IN OUR SHIP!!!!"
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Post by Just14 on Jul 9, 2016 17:32:59 GMT -5
"You're certainly lazy today, master engineer." Draw a new wall with the 3D Sharpies. "There. Good as new. I even had the right color. So which room do I explode into to find my friend. I mean...rival."
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Post by Malefio on Jul 9, 2016 17:33:58 GMT -5
---Just---
Angela: "He's on top of the thing..."
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Post by Just14 on Jul 9, 2016 17:37:33 GMT -5
"What a weirdo." Blow a hole through the roof with Quote's missiles and fly up on top of the attic. "*same lines as rehearsed*"
Mark just stands around in the engine room. "Hey it's you. I don't think I tried to kill you before."
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Post by Awkward on Jul 9, 2016 17:55:30 GMT -5
Snatch that red orb up real quick.
"You can't just blow up my ship like this! I don't have insurance on this place! What am I gonna do now..."
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Post by Just14 on Jul 9, 2016 17:59:34 GMT -5
Draw him a new roof. "It's pretty easy to patch up your attic. Angela freaked out too. So uh...I got nothing to really do now. Sooo...I'm gonna go look for the heroes. There are probably heroes somewhere. There always are. Then I will make them SHOP. TILL. THEY. DROP! Because yay money." Jump off of Awkward's roof and fly over the forest, watching it from above for any people of interest.
"...I get the feeling I have been abandoned. Well that sucks. Where's your fridge? I'm hungry."
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