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Post by Just14 on Dec 31, 2016 0:18:54 GMT -5
Shoot a low poly resolution water gun at the enemies while floating away from them.
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Post by pielover19 on Dec 31, 2016 1:05:44 GMT -5
You use your Water Gun, which comes out of Microsoft Paint and is just a straight beam of blue. The models fall for a bit but get up almost immediately. Through some strange plot device, they are catching up!
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Dec 31, 2016 1:28:26 GMT -5
Use Supersonic to confuse them. Yoshi has wanted to use Supersonic this whole game and with it being a level 5 move then surely we have access to it. If not then quite frankly you've made us way too underpowered.
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Post by pielover19 on Dec 31, 2016 13:08:57 GMT -5
You use a Supersonic, which comes out as a Microsoft Paint yellow circle that hits the gang behind you. They sort of walk into eachother, but they just clip through. They are also screaming, but in only comes out as the word Scream in that text programs voice. You dash off until you can't see them anymore. Well, you're stuck here. What shall you do?
Party:
Wingull
Inventory:
10 Pokedollars
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Post by Just14 on Dec 31, 2016 13:19:27 GMT -5
Search for a way out
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Post by pielover19 on Dec 31, 2016 14:08:23 GMT -5
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Post by Malefio on Dec 31, 2016 14:13:14 GMT -5
Say the password. "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" Oh god you made me say that, please kill me |
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Post by pielover19 on Dec 31, 2016 14:34:17 GMT -5
You say "SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!" to the Shrek. However, that Shrek takes off his head, and you see Obama.
" You should not uh worship uh me uh because uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh OKIE DOKE!"
Obama continues to stutter until he manages to form a sentence.
" Uh, I am not the real Shrek. The real Shrek is uh, behind you." he says, in the voice of the text to speech software. You look behind you and see the giant disembodied head of Shrek, in 4 resolution and straight out of Shrek 64. His eyes have the galaxies inside them, and he floats towards you.
"SHREEEEK!" He yells as the music that I posted earlier plays louder and louder. OH CRAP!
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Dec 31, 2016 15:41:43 GMT -5
Attempt to roll our eyes at the absurdity of it all but fail because if we can't even leave a T-Stance then we sure as hell aren't capable of moving our eyes.
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Post by pielover19 on Dec 31, 2016 15:58:57 GMT -5
You attempt to roll your eyes, but instead just do a backflip in the air. Shriek looks pleased, and he starts to open his mouth.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2016 17:33:17 GMT -5
Toss Obama into Shreks mouth then tell our good friend Mic Romney and the rodents that Obama was just ate by Shreks disembodied head. Tell him your free your finally free
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Post by pielover19 on Dec 31, 2016 21:34:11 GMT -5
ROMNEY AEINT AROUND!
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Dec 31, 2016 22:29:30 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2016 23:09:49 GMT -5
Oh then guilt Obama into sacrificing himself and then preen your feathers
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Post by pielover19 on Jan 1, 2017 13:56:33 GMT -5
You attempt to guilt Obama into killing himself by talking about how he killed a bunch of Arabs.
" Well, uh, uh, uh, uh, I would like to say, that, uh, I have a great relationship with the Arabs." he replies.
Shrek's mouth is opening quicker and quicker, revealing a pitch black mouth.
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