Rules and Sign Ups

Wait, is Kiran the verse character? And here I thought it was Somnis again.
On another note, Kiran probably isn't getting blamed as much because he's in such close proximity to Karl at the moment and Karl tends to be a bit of a blame magnet.

So Kiran is the character collectively being controlled by everyone on CYOA-Verse, got it.

So it is Somnis? Your reaction to me mentioning there's one makes it pretty obvious I'm at least right about that much even if I'm wrong about who it is.

Oh. Yeah, I guess that would technically make what I said wrong.

I don't really control him much. I just break ties.

The ties are usually picking between drinking bleach or drinking Bleachy TM Brand Bleach.

Have you ever hear the full myth of Medusa? It's actually extremely fucked up.

So Poseidon fuckin' raped her in one of Athena's temples. And then, depending on which version of the story you're reading, Athena either got pissed at Medusa and cursed her or felt pity for Medusa and granted her power to protect herself. Which makes the fact Perseus eventually gave Medusa's head to Athnea to use as a shield ornament kinda confusing. Also Pegasus popped out of Medusa when she got ganked. Weird. There's a weird amount of that sorta thing in Greek myth.

Oh, yeah. And Medusa's sisters were hanging out in the temple that day, so Athena went ahead and cursed them, too. Bonus curses. Also, unlike Medusa, Stheno and Euryale were minor gods so they were literally immortal even before they became horrible monsters with fangs and metallic claws and snake hair and whatnot. The snake bodies came in later versions of the myth. All three were originally indescribably beautiful.  Anyway, the only reason the sisters didn't fucking murder Perseus was his little invisibility helm. Cheater.

Is now the time to start warking? Are we all going to die? Oh god we are all going to die.

Just I am not ready to get die.