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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2017 19:37:57 GMT -5
The machine spits out a note saying gotta go faster. Then what looks like a crow wearing a robe comes out. Oh it's not just any crow (bird) it's Providence the first form of the final boss from Bravely Second.
You get Providence
Inserts the 7 crystal stars
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Post by Awkward on Mar 25, 2017 1:20:03 GMT -5
You got the Magical Map.
Insert 20 orbs.
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Post by Vitsheep on Mar 25, 2017 1:27:59 GMT -5
You get the Mighty Morphin' Emblem Rangers!
Ryoma!
Lissa!
Reinhardt!
Serra!
Draug!
Sure, they're kinda... chibi... but they're effective. Enough.
Insert a can of black spraypaint that's been painted blue.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2017 10:53:54 GMT -5
You get umm Sonic the Hedgehog but wait a moment why is he all Black.
You get Emo Sonic.
Inserts 50 summoning orbs
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Mar 25, 2017 11:55:50 GMT -5
You got an army consisting entirely of copies of Stahl.
Insert an analog clock.
Inventory: Chaos Emerald, 5 tickets, Creeper Toy, vending machine wreckage, Unbrella, empty bottle, home cooked dinner, raser, Kokiri shop coupon, username list, Cactuar plush, frozen frog, bacon ball, death scream, Pikachu book, pet rock, Water Stone, King's Rock, Frey's Aqua Blade, Fire Magicite Ring, LI Fireplace, Latiosite, bottle of determination, Words of Power spear, Toy Knife, Apology Note, Text Box, tank, generic axe, half a bottle of soda, Friend Code, cat treats, Chocobo Lure Materia, Backup Fedora, random trance crystal, dual disk w/ Kaiba's Deck, battle dating sim 3.0, Guile's Theme , Tonberrian Knife, Dave's Motorcycle, Arrow's Intro Speech, Hard Core Sword (belonged to an Invisible), blank certificate, Subspace Bomb, Rayquaza Plush, holographic map projector, Branch of Fate, Brotherhood, Master Sword hilt, TARDIS, Dumbphone, medallion case, nunchucks, radio, Iron Shield, fanservice dust, illusion fog, happy angle, giant telescope (Kirby: Planet Robobot), dismemberment button (user's limbs fall off), one way ticket to anywhere x 2, Rainbow Sword, secret item, Three Sacred Treasures, invincibility monitor, forceful impact, Disneyland, Ice Missiles, Misfortune Bell, Slap to the Face, Guardian Armor, Guardian Sword, Guardian Spear, Guardian axe, Guardian Shield, Lightning Bow 20, Sonic Screwdriver, TARDIS key
Characters: Giant Mettaur, Xerneas, Pololwhirl, Poliwhirl, Whispy Woods, Gogo, random Esper, Shieldon, Paula, Basketball Cactuar, Rush, Mettaton, R.O.B. Units x 2, Agnes Oblige, Baby Golden Chocobo, Gamma, Pikachu Libre, bunny, Sephiroth (equipped: Catana), Stock Mecha Knight, Nightmare, guitar Pichu (known songs: Song of Storms), Mickey and Minnie, Game Show Model, Diamond Mickey, Zero, Lucca, Frostoise, Riku, Golbez, Lyndis (2), half-elf, X, Sobbing Crow, Emphraim, Lord Frederick, Chocobo
Classes: Spellsword (Lupis), Mage (Lupis)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2017 12:49:31 GMT -5
You get the time mage class and time mage asterisk. Time Waite's for no one remember that fuzz ball.
Calls the machine a fake hero
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Mar 25, 2017 13:12:57 GMT -5
The machine looks at you with an unamused expression (no idea when it suddenly grew a face), then dispenses a container of bull feces.
Insert a chakram.
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Post by Awkward on Mar 25, 2017 13:31:30 GMT -5
The machine honors your warrior spirit and dispenses a Stack of Shuriken.
Take a photo of the vending machine.
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Post by Just14 on Mar 25, 2017 13:39:40 GMT -5
The machine is impressed with your work. It awards you 1,390 Points and gives you access to Pester Balls.
*inserts evil mist*
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2017 16:37:51 GMT -5
The Machine gives you the most important item in Legend of Zelda. An empty bottle you can store varouis things inside of it. Very useful.
Oh umm takes the Bull droppings and casually insters it into the machine and an apology about the latest comment. Your a real hero after all
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Post by Bloodmancer on Mar 26, 2017 22:40:35 GMT -5
You got a... hero hat! It makes someone believe they are a real hero while they where it, wether they are or. Or...
Inserts 85 pound sledge hammer by throwing it at the vending machine
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Post by Just14 on Mar 26, 2017 22:55:23 GMT -5
The machine throws a 170 pound hammer at you.
*inserts hopes and dreams*
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Post by Vitsheep on Mar 26, 2017 22:59:00 GMT -5
You get an Eight-Sided Elemental Reactor! This nifty little magitech device shoots stars and RAINBOWS~!
Insert a Power Glove.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Mar 26, 2017 23:10:25 GMT -5
The machine gives you a power suit... use it to gain... power... I guess...
Insert subspace pocket.
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Post by Awkward on Mar 27, 2017 0:00:43 GMT -5
The machine refused to accept that, as that would be (another) death to the machine. You got the subspace pocket?!
Input down, down-forward, forward, punch on the machine.
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