Vitcon Vending Machine

(If I have no idea on the subject I usually just go for something random. Anyways they both have Metro so ehh)

You got a Supernova. It kills everything on screen. Good thing you respawn! Can only be used in other dimensions, otherwise you'd destroy the entire solar system.

Inserts Rigatoni

(No idea how I got Power Outage from Rigatoni)

You got a crying baby doll. It will annoy anyone.

Insert RIG

You get absolutely nothing. Perhaps the machine is telling you to stop bringing politics into places they don't belong?
Narrowly dodge out of the way of a block with the word AVOID on it as it flies into the vending machine.
Inventory: Chaos Emerald, 5 tickets, Creeper Toy, vending machine wreckage, Unbrella, empty bottle, home cooked dinner, raser, Kokiri shop coupon, username list, Cactuar plush, frozen frog, bacon ball, death scream, Pikachu book, pet rock, Water Stone, King's Rock, Frey's Aqua Blade, Fire Magicite Ring, LI Fireplace, Latiosite, bottle of determination, Words of Power spear, Toy Knife, Apology Note, Text Box, tank, generic axe, half a bottle of soda, Friend Code, cat treats, Chocobo Lure Materia, Backup Fedora, random trance crystal, dual disk w/ Kaiba's Deck, battle dating sim 3.0, Guile's Theme , Tonberrian Knife, Dave's Motorcycle, Arrow's Intro Speech, Hard Core Sword (belonged to an Invisible), blank certificate, Subspace Bomb, Rayquaza Plush, holographic map projector, Branch of Fate, Brotherhood, Master Sword hilt, TARDIS, Dumbphone, medallion case, nunchucks, radio, Iron Shield, fanservice dust, illusion fog, happy angle, giant telescope (Kirby: Planet Robobot), dismemberment button (user's limbs fall off), one way ticket to anywhere x 2, Rainbow Sword, secret item, Three Sacred Treasures, invincibility monitor, forceful impact, Disneyland, Ice Missiles, Misfortune Bell, Slap to the Face, Guardian Armor, Guardian Sword, Guardian Spear, Guardian axe, Guardian Shield, Lightning Bow 20, Sonic Screwdriver, TARDIS key
Characters: Giant Mettaur, Xerneas, Pololwhirl, Poliwhirl, Whispy Woods, Gogo, random Esper, Shieldon, Paula, Basketball Cactuar, Rush, Mettaton, R.O.B. Units x 2, Agnes Oblige, Baby Golden Chocobo, Gamma, Pikachu Libre, bunny, Sephiroth (equipped: Catana), Stock Mecha Knight, Nightmare, guitar Pichu (known songs: Song of Storms), Mickey and Minnie, Game Show Model, Diamond Mickey, Zero, Lucca, Frostoise, Riku, Golbez, Lyndis (2), half-elf, X, Sobbing Crow, Emphraim, Lord Frederick, Chocobo
Classes: Spellsword (Lupis), Mage (Lupis), Time Mage (anyone)

You got Windex. It helps in wiping dirt.

Insert sunglasses, a necktie, a smoking, nice shoes and inevitability.

go look at Infinite Balery 2 and tell me that you honestly think bringing politics into Vitquest would do anything besides reduce it to a giant flaming ball of wreckage the likes of which can't even be fixed with another reboot because sphere items carry over.

But Infinte Bakery and Vitquest are cpmpletly different games. Infinite Bakery was meant to be not taken serouis. Where as Vitquest is a bit more serouis with anactual quest and an actual story. Besides you won the election why are you salty President Donalddorf controls all pieces of the triforce (the executive, judicial, and the branch with congress) the evil empire won Fuzzy