Awkward
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Post by Awkward on Apr 6, 2017 19:56:28 GMT -5
You got a Winning Scratch Ticket.
Hit the machine with a normal attack.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 20:04:32 GMT -5
The vending machine is umimpressed and then dispenses a book on advanced fighting techniques. Whoever reads this can pull off impressive feats of strength and maunvers.
Inserts a Boo and tells the machine to pick a Boo and Pray
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Post by Awkward on Apr 6, 2017 20:16:07 GMT -5
The Boo gets sucked up by the machine with extraordinary force. The machine then spits out a Gaddlight.
Split the atom.
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Post by Malefio on Apr 7, 2017 5:23:49 GMT -5
You got The Thing (not the MARVEL hero, but the horror movie creature)
Insert a blue dress, glyphs and a whip.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 7, 2017 9:11:12 GMT -5
You get Simon Belmont in a blue dress.
Insert a witch hat, black cat, and broom.
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Post by Ultra on Apr 7, 2017 9:41:31 GMT -5
you got gruntilda the witch from banjo kazooie
insert a horrible stephen king pun and sweet shades
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2017 9:43:11 GMT -5
You get the Dark Magician Girl (not the card but the actual DM Girl). She may not be a Witch but shes a Dark Magician. Oh and she also comes with a snarky Black Cat.
Inserts a box of Scooby Snacks into the machine
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Post by Malefio on Apr 7, 2017 9:58:10 GMT -5
You got the mystery van.
Insert Plasma Cutter
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 7, 2017 10:29:07 GMT -5
You get a RIG. It perfectly details someone's health while also giving a bit of armor.
Insert HEROIC YELLING.
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Post by Malefio on Apr 7, 2017 10:36:09 GMT -5
You got the Hammer of Justice. It is unisex.
Insert a red pen and a xenomorph tail
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2017 12:39:10 GMT -5
You get a Red, Tailess Xenomorph Umm Yay I think??
Inserts a scale from a dragon that shall reminder nameless.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2017 12:40:45 GMT -5
You get Simon Belmont in a blue dress. Insert a witch hat, black cat, and broom. Really wanted to give you the DM girl too. But got ninjad. |
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Post by Malefio on Apr 7, 2017 12:43:31 GMT -5
You got Bubble the baby blue dragon you bought from Treblig.
Insert Treblig
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Post by Bloodmancer on Apr 7, 2017 18:53:53 GMT -5
A crystal chalice comes out... you can fill it with energy!
Attack with vigor.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 7, 2017 19:11:20 GMT -5
Mara sludges its way out and comments on your virility before making a slew of other innuendos.
I'm so sorry.
Insert heartfelt apologies.
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