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Post by Ultra on Apr 15, 2017 19:58:26 GMT -5
"i pray to kulex". huh it appears the machine was made by avians.
insert this song
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2017 20:27:05 GMT -5
Why you get Brian Griffin and a pound of weed. (Make being a frog a whole lot easier. Riiiibbbbiiittttt my good man Riiiiiiibbbbitttttt indeed)
Tells the vending machine I accept you as my other half.
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Post by Awkward on Apr 15, 2017 21:41:35 GMT -5
You accepted yourself... or, the vending machine equivalent of our other half, at least. Shadow Yoshi has joined you!
Insert the Persona 5 protagonist that everyone keeps saying I look like...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2017 4:45:40 GMT -5
You get the phantom mask (or whatever they call it to summon your Persona in Persona 5) with this you can see the real selves of most people. Careful though who knows what you might discover about yourself or others.
Forms a social link with the vending machine
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Apr 16, 2017 9:26:49 GMT -5
You learned a new move, Metronome!
Insert the rank 2 Beam Mage hat from Team Kirby Clash Deluxe.
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Post by Awkward on Apr 16, 2017 16:07:50 GMT -5
Bayonetta's Bracelet of Time falls out.
Judo throw the machine.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 16, 2017 16:14:29 GMT -5
You get Austin Powers. Yeah, baby.
Attempt to lure the machine into a trap made with a box, a stick, and a string using colorful eggs as bait.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2017 17:58:13 GMT -5
You get a very special bunny inside your trap instead. Its the Easter HHD bunny.
You get Easter HHD Bunny.
Tells the machine your not the real me
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 16, 2017 18:14:30 GMT -5
A bunch of kids come in and kick the crap out of the machine. Then they give you a pair of stylish glasses. They tell you those glasses will help you see the truth. Then they dip.
Insert some dip. Cheese dip. Mild spiciness.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2017 18:24:37 GMT -5
You get a Cheese loving bear. Why its your very own Cheesebear.
Inserts a bunny and tell the machine and bunny that i am not Somnis
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 16, 2017 18:35:47 GMT -5
"But X," the Bunny whispers. "You are Somnis."
You look down.
You realize you're in a young woman's body, wearing a white, midriff-baring thief's outfit.
You scream.
You wake up in your bed.
It was just a dream, you assure yourself.
You go to the bathroom and wash your face.
When you look in the mirror, it's Somnis' face staring back at you.
You get a convoluted plot twist.
Insert a sock because THE STUPID ****ING DRYER ONLY GAVE ME BACK ONE AND I HAVE NO USE FOR IT.
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Apr 16, 2017 18:45:00 GMT -5
You got the other sock. Unfortunately, this means you still only have one sock.
Insert Magitek Armor.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2017 18:46:09 GMT -5
You get Terra from FFVI
Looks at the bunny then Somnis X. After a lot of soul searching. Tell the Bunny and Somnis. That I am thou and thou I am. Accepts the fact that i Somnis
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Post by Malefio on Apr 17, 2017 7:56:59 GMT -5
Somnis is you. You are Somnis. Then agent Smith becomes everyone.
You got Smith from The Matrix.
Insert a red lightsaber and my dad imitating Darth Vader
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Post by Malefio on Apr 17, 2017 17:17:04 GMT -5
(Ha take that Fuzzball) You get Scarface the puppet from Batman Inserts well here goes nothing. I fuse my mountain of salt, with a ton of flags, Kirby shoes, and sugar and spice and everything Poyo and Polymerizati. Into the machine. Yo, I'm updating my inventory right now. Is Scarface an item or a character? |
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