Vitcon Vending Machine

(I got Guilt as an item. So I can use Guilt to give somebody guilt. The same thing goes for items like Depression. There's no other use for those items. Just like how Awkward can use his missing eye to remove an eye from an enemy instantly.)

You got a crowd sign that says "END YOUR LIFE".

Place Knuckles next to the vending machine. "There! Now it's the Vitcon Vending Machine & Knuckles."

Inventory: Ness Plush, Mr. Saturn, Crazy Hand, Swift Sail, Overpriced Coffee, Wario, God's Necklace, Autographed Cinder Poster, Animal Crossing Bed, Overused Joke, Weather Band, Mewtwo DLC, Roll of TP, Zinogre Plush, Riki Hat, Fire Emblem If, Mother 3 for NA, Failed Test, Link Cube, $3 Coin, Hug, Obama, Classic Bill Trinen Trophy, Ninten, Pokémon Colosseum Anime DVD Set, !!!, Cop Car, Machine Gun, Bomb, Mr. Fuzz Skylander Figureout, Brett Farve, Zanbato (Zangetsu(?)), Melee Kirby, Shadow Mewtwo, Cleffa Egg, Rechargeable Batteries, Bomb Sniffing Dog, Blue Virus, Cure Magicite, Empty Eye Socket (equipped), Deku Nut, Roller Skates, Cure Magicite, Ominous Latin Chorus, Yellow Chocobo, Ghetto/Fake Lloyd Irving Cosplayer, Hatless Professor Layton, Lengthy Cutscene(2), Ryu Stick Figure Drawing, Super Chao Ball Egg, Chicken, American to 1920's Textbook, Bayonetta Kirby, Battle Date Simulator 2.0, Laguna amiibo, Cait Sith, Shattered Tombstone, Pikachu, Koopa Bros, Basketball Hoop, Random Kermit the Frog Tattoo, Segata Sanshiro, Siribot, Cardinal named Phoenix, Flashlight, Dr. Robotnik, Sega Gear & Watch, Dream Dust, GamePad, SD Button, The Master (Paper Mario), Sega Jingle, Disapproval, G.I.N.T E.G.G, Ness's Bat, Another Secret Sex Blog, Slot Machine, Reala Cosplay Set (the best item), Xenomorph Blood, Crow, Polite Command, Scrap Metal, Bayonetta's Gun Heels, Napstablook, Jason Kidd, Denial, Vial of Toxins, Beat, Apologetic Letter, Floyd Birving, Ferret, Band-Aids, Minfilia Space Jesus, Feeling Like Garbage Cutscene, Toy Mew, Kirby Figure, Reala, Salandit, Guaranteed Critical Hit, Wave the Swellow, 2 Bunnies, Mop, World's Best Mom Coffee Cup, Flare Gun, Ninja Simulator, Jar of Vomit, High Charizard, Steam Machine, Bucket of Vomit, 3rd Place Ribbon, Bad Joke, Sonic, Classic Sonic, Ness, Grimer, Tails, Mjölnir, Lots of Boo Buddies, Blood Sword, Happy Blue Fluid, Knuckles, Apocalyptic Robot, Spontaneous Combustion, Cream and Cheese, Fake Money, Silver w/ Pajama Pants, James Bond (Goldeneye 64), Ztar, Indigo w/ Yukata, Doduo, Glove w/ Admantium Claws, Don't Do Drugs Poster, Race Car w/ Lightning Themed Paint Job, Komasan, TM Rest, Ultra Plushie, Angsty Apocalypse, Metal Shadow, Super Mario Strikers, Donkey Kong Arcade Cabinet, DJ Khaled, Crocostyle, Bunny Wearing a Fez

The machine shakes its head at you and gives you a Binge Watch Anime List to make you go away.

Insert Chris Thorndyke.

Inventory: Ness Plush, Mr. Saturn, Crazy Hand, Swift Sail, Overpriced Coffee, Wario, God's Necklace, Autographed Cinder Poster, Animal Crossing Bed, Overused Joke, Weather Band, Mewtwo DLC, Roll of TP, Zinogre Plush, Riki Hat, Fire Emblem If, Mother 3 for NA, Failed Test, Link Cube, $3 Coin, Hug, Obama, Classic Bill Trinen Trophy, Ninten, Pokémon Colosseum Anime DVD Set, !!!, Cop Car, Machine Gun, Bomb, Mr. Fuzz Skylander Figureout, Brett Farve, Zanbato (Zangetsu(?)), Melee Kirby, Shadow Mewtwo, Cleffa Egg, Rechargeable Batteries, Bomb Sniffing Dog, Blue Virus, Cure Magicite, Empty Eye Socket (equipped), Deku Nut, Roller Skates, Cure Magicite, Ominous Latin Chorus, Yellow Chocobo, Ghetto/Fake Lloyd Irving Cosplayer, Hatless Professor Layton, Lengthy Cutscene(2), Ryu Stick Figure Drawing, Super Chao Ball Egg, Chicken, American to 1920's Textbook, Bayonetta Kirby, Battle Date Simulator 2.0, Laguna amiibo, Cait Sith, Shattered Tombstone, Pikachu, Koopa Bros, Basketball Hoop, Random Kermit the Frog Tattoo, Segata Sanshiro, Siribot, Cardinal named Phoenix, Flashlight, Dr. Robotnik, Sega Gear & Watch, Dream Dust, GamePad, SD Button, The Master (Paper Mario), Sega Jingle, Disapproval, G.I.N.T E.G.G, Ness's Bat, Another Secret Sex Blog, Slot Machine, Reala Cosplay Set (the best item), Xenomorph Blood, Crow, Polite Command, Scrap Metal, Bayonetta's Gun Heels, Napstablook, Jason Kidd, Denial, Vial of Toxins, Beat, Apologetic Letter, Floyd Birving, Ferret, Band-Aids, Minfilia Space Jesus, Feeling Like Garbage Cutscene, Toy Mew, Kirby Figure, Reala, Salandit, Guaranteed Critical Hit, Wave the Swellow, 2 Bunnies, Mop, World's Best Mom Coffee Cup, Flare Gun, Ninja Simulator, Jar of Vomit, High Charizard, Steam Machine, Bucket of Vomit, 3rd Place Ribbon, Bad Joke, Sonic, Classic Sonic, Ness, Grimer, Tails, Mjölnir, Lots of Boo Buddies, Blood Sword, Happy Blue Fluid, Knuckles, Apocalyptic Robot, Spontaneous Combustion, Cream and Cheese, Fake Money, Silver w/ Pajama Pants, James Bond (Goldeneye 64), Ztar, Indigo w/ Yukata, Doduo, Glove w/ Admantium Claws, Don't Do Drugs Poster, Race Car w/ Lightning Themed Paint Job, Komasan, TM Rest, Ultra Plushie, Angsty Apocalypse, Metal Shadow, Super Mario Strikers, Donkey Kong Arcade Cabinet, DJ Khaled, Crocostyle, Bunny Wearing a Fez, Dank Meme

(Or those items aren't meant to have a purpose in the first place and are meant as jokes. Besides, being able to spontaneously change the mood of another character and force their player to completely change how they approach a situation because you used an item would be incredibly annoying.)

He's actually been pretty good at using the mind stuff so far. *high five*

You got a Stick. Not just a stick. THE STICK THAT BELONGED TO THE MIGHTY WARRIOR, FAILURE.

*inserts Awkward's belongings*

Character Items: Quote, Bulbasaur, Mr. Game & Watch, Sonic, Hero Chao, Giant Golden Pikachu, Torm, Fawful, Mad Hatter, Ivysaur, Scrooge McDuck, Cubot, Yarn Baby Bowser, Iago, Sudowoodo, Lightning, Rottweiler, Great Deku Sapling, Mr. L, Blinky, Montey Mole, Kaepora Gaebora, Paper Wario, Name Rater, Husky, Fracktail, Young Yuna, Cheesybear, Arianna, Argumentative Duck, Zillo Beast, Carbuncle, Ryo, Mini Master Hand, Waluigi, Cosplay Agumoogle, Adam Jones, Coilette, Two Husky Puppies, German Shepherd Puppy, Kirbi, Sargent Pichu, Cook (Wario Land), Moogle Cop, Fafnir Horse, Hungry Luma, Shadow Deer, Raine, Severa, Princess Eclair, Ferret, Dragon Pokemon Egg, Kitty, Fox, Junpei, Pokefan, Luma, Female Robin, Corrin, Jirachi, Blizzaria, Froggy, Magical Detective Loveline, Raine (Tales), Karth, Chibi Chrom, King K Rool, Coo, Red, Bioluminescent Goldfish, Mystical Blue Yoshi, Sad Dog, Electro Fan, Amy, Randall, Noctowl, Bill, Slam, Squirtle, Mameowmia Palico, Jecht, Bunny, Mystic, Lisa, Komajiro, Sora, Stan Lee, Pix, L'Arachel, Bluechu, Black Doom, Basket of Kittens

Multi Use Items: Swaltzer's Mother Figurine, Ivysaur Theme, Tiny Vending Machine, Onion (Pikmin), Smash Bros. Posters, Answer Board, Shadow's Rocket Shoes, Special Edition FFCC, Mewtwo Action Figure, 3D Sharpies, Fire Medallion, Heavenice, Cat Square, Spirit Medallion, Cloud in a Bottle, Pikachu Plush, Inkless Printer, Samsung Galaxy 6S, Dragon Wings, Iguanadon Card, Gameinformer Subscription, Fishing Pole, Sexy Mark Poster, Ender Crystal, Yugi's Deck, Duel Disk, GBA SP, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, Ultima Weapon Figurine, Pielover19 Amiibo, Awkward Amiibo Set, Dissidia OST, Origami Swan, Jaffar's Staff, Awkward and Napstablook's Debut Album, Aaron's Sword, Working Title Reviews, Ducktales Remastered, Wii, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Free Wi Fi, Mr. Fuzz Amiibo, Awkward's Street Fighter Manual, ? ? ? Amiibo Set, Slifer the Sky Dragon, The Winged Dragon of Ra, Obelisk the Tormentor, Horakthy the Creator God of Light, Sweater, Bestovius Amiibo, Etrian Odyssey Untold 2, Red Chain, Lightspeed Module, Darth Vader's Glove, Voldo's Claw Gauntlet, How To Use Jecht Shot Guide, Death Gauntlet Trophy, Lawn Darts, Leftovers, Pirate Flag, Detective Hat, Date Battle Simulator Remix Edition, Rubber Band, Numerous Glitches and Server Crashes, Striped T-Shirts, Collectibles Scanner, Cunning Disguise, Reality TV Show, GameFaqs, Vault Boy Bobble head, Recycling Bin, Mega Man & Bass, Dating Sim, Random Loot Generator, Carbuncle Stone, Wedding Invitation, Sexy Bardy Sex Powers, Flame Cannon, Looty Booty, Shenmue, I Survived Challenge Tower Shirt, Dance Battle Simulator Remix Edition, Yu's Glasses, Swimsuit, Coil, Poison Dagger, Koops' Shell, Jaw Fossil, Kirby's Hammer, Meat Axe, Bowl Shield, TT Tower Model, Pokemon Hat, Wanted Penguin Poster, TM Flash, Gladius, Fresh Cut Wood, FLUDD, Pokemon GO, Gashapon, Buster Sword, Tem Shop, Giant Fan, Skull, Ashes, Rude Sign, Binge Watch Anime List, Construction Site

Single Use Items: Baguette, Lon Lon Milk, Giant Orange, Cup of Tears, 7-UP, Perfect Peach, Footprint, Bone, Candy Apple, Mystery Power Up (3), Inside Joke, Outside Joke, Fire Extinguisher, Onion (Food), Numerous Legos, Dairy Queen Blizzard, Classified Information, Awkward DLC, Depression, Awkward Genie, Speed Boost, Paper Bowser Sticker, Holy Water, Bubble Gum, Fond Memories, Maple Syrup, Bad Headache, Lame Feeling, Fertilizer, Mistake (Food), Frisky Business, Fresh Smith Veggies, Friendship Obliterator, Memories of Azura, Questionable Drink, Distress, Eggos, Scarlet Rain, Maxim Tomato, Monday, Volcanic Eruption, Electro Zone, Mini Mushroom, Left Out Feeling, Future Vision, Ice Breath, Snort, Guilt

Currency Items: Bell Tree, Ness's ATM Card, Blank Check, Bronze Coin, Dull Dime, Huge Treasure Box, Free Stuff Ticket