Vitcon Vending Machine

You get the New Day (a group if wrestlers that formed a Tag Team they are Kofi Kingston, Big E, and Xaiver woods). They come riding in on their majestic unicorn (well really its one of those old time toys with a stuffed horses head and a pole and a plastic horn glued to it).

Anyways they are here to fill you with the power of postivity. (That is one of there abilities to suck out all the negativity and turn it into positive energy)

You get the Tag Team the New Day.

Inserts the plot spoiler involving Otterwott

Uhhh ohhh a random dragon comes ready to oblierate the machine again yet a Clefable and a couple of clefairies come and take the hit unaffected by the dragons blast. The dragon flies away frustrated.

The clefairies look to you and actually give you the move Metronome. (Basically think of it like a TM but anyone in the sphere including Just (But not Mark screw Mark evil jerk) can learn the move Metronome.)


Inserts Lucina from the past whos about to get obliterated by Lack of Time.

You get a sheep mask. What does that have to do with anything.


Inserts the request for the special blue stop sign that nobody even bothered to mention was from undertale never played it.

Wow lets see what monstrosity I cna come up with...... You get a sheep wearing a green tunic that has a mask of a zora and a mask of princess zelda. The sheep can turn into a Zora sheep with the Zora mask and Princesss Bbbbbeeeldddaaaa (a sheep version of Princess Zelda.)

Inserts the paintings of all pf the sages from LoZ Link between worlds.

You got a pitchfork. It's just a pitchfork, because that's what happens when you ninja me while I'm looking up which medallion does what.
Insert Ciggma Khint.
Inventory: Chaos Emerald, 5 tickets, Creeper Toy, vending machine wreckage, Unbrella, empty bottle, home cooked dinner, raser, Kokiri shop coupon, username list, Cactuar plush, frozen frog, bacon ball, death scream, Pikachu book, pet rock, Water Stone, King's Rock, Frey's Aqua Blade, Fire Magicite Ring, LI Fireplace, Latiosite, bottle of determination, Words of Power spear, Toy Knife, Apology Note, Text Box, tank, generic axe, half a bottle of soda, Friend Code, cat treats, Chocobo Lure Materia, Backup Fedora, random trance crystal, dual disk w/ Kaiba's Deck, battle dating sim 3.0, Guile's Theme , Tonberrian Knife, Dave's Motorcycle, Arrow's Intro Speech, Hard Core Sword (belonged to an Invisible), blank certificate, Subspace Bomb, Rayquaza Plush, holographic map projector, Branch of Fate, Brotherhood, Master Sword hilt, TARDIS, Dumbphone, medallion case, nunchucks, radio, Iron Shield, fanservice dust, illusion fog, happy angle, giant telescope (Kirby: Planet Robobot), dismemberment button (user's limbs fall off), one way ticket to anywhere x 2, Rainbow Sword, secret item, Three Sacred Treasures
Characters: Giant Mettaur, Xerneas, Pololwhirl, Poliwhirl, Whispy Woods, Gogo, random Esper, Shieldon, Paula, Basketball Cactuar, Rush, Mettaton, R.O.B. Units x 2, Agnes Oblige, Baby Golden Chocobo, Gamma, Pikachu Libre, bunny, swordless Sephiroth, Stock Mecha Knight, Nightmare, guitar Pichu (known songs: Song of Storms), Mickey and Minnie, Game Show Model, Diamond Mickey, Zero, Lucca, Frostoise, Riku, Golbez

You get David Hasslehoff.


Lets try this again...

Thankfully those paintings were fake.

Inserts the real painting of the sahes fron LoZ Link between worlds.

You got the Formula Star. It... takes its time to get to top speed.

Insert celery.

Inventory: Ness Plush, Mr. Saturn, Crazy Hand, Swift Sail, Overpriced Coffee, Wario, God's Necklace, Autographed Cinder Poster, Animal Crossing Bed, Overused Joke, Weather Band, Mewtwo DLC, Roll of TP, Zinogre Plush, Riki Hat, Fire Emblem If, Mother 3 for NA, Failed Test, Link Cube, $3 Coin, Hug, Obama, Classic Bill Trinen Trophy, Ninten, Pokémon Colosseum Anime DVD Set, !!!, Cop Car, Machine Gun, Bomb, Mr. Fuzz Skylander Figureout, Brett Farve, Zanbato (Zangetsu(?)), Melee Kirby, Shadow Mewtwo, Cleffa Egg, Rechargeable Batteries, Bomb Sniffing Dog, Blue Virus, Cure Magicite, Empty Eye Socket (equipped), Deku Nut, Roller Skates, Cure Magicite, Ominous Latin Chorus, Yellow Chocobo, Ghetto/Fake Lloyd Irving Cosplayer, Hatless Professor Layton, Lengthy Cutscene(2), Ryu Stick Figure Drawing, Super Chao Ball Egg, Chicken, American to 1920's Textbook, Bayonetta Kirby, Battle Date Simulator 2.0, Laguna amiibo, Cait Sith, Shattered Tombstone, Pikachu, Koopa Bros, Basketball Hoop, Random Kermit the Frog Tattoo, Segata Sanshiro, Siribot, Cardinal named Phoenix, Flashlight, Dr. Robotnik, Sega Gear & Watch, Dream Dust, GamePad, SD Button, The Master (Paper Mario), Sega Jingle, Disapproval, G.I.N.T E.G.G, Ness's Bat, Another Secret Sex Blog, Slot Machine, Reala Cosplay Set (the best item), Xenomorph Blood, Crow, Polite Command, Scrap Metal, Bayonetta's Gun Heels, Napstablook, Jason Kidd, Denial, Vial of Toxins, Beat, Apologetic Letter, Floyd Birving, Ferret, Band-Aids, Minfilia Space Jesus, Feeling Like Garbage Cutscene, Toy Mew, Kirby Figure, Reala, Salandit, Guaranteed Critical Hit, Wave the Swellow, 2 Bunnies, Mop, World's Best Mom Coffee Cup, Flare Gun, Ninja Simulator, Jar of Vomit, High Charizard, Steam Machine, Bucket of Vomit, 3rd Place Ribbon, Bad Joke, Sonic, Classic Sonic, Ness, Grimer, Tails, Mjölnir, Lots of Boo Buddies, Blood Sword, Happy Blue Fluid, Knuckles, Apocalyptic Robot, Spontaneous Combustion, Cream and Cheese, Fake Money, Silver w/ Pajama Pants, James Bond (Goldeneye 64), Ztar, Indigo w/ Yukata, Doduo, Glove w/ Admantium Claws, Don't Do Drugs Poster, Race Car w/ Lightning Themed Paint Job, Komasan, TM Rest, Ultra Plushie, Angsty Apocalypse, Metal Shadow, Super Mario Strikers, Donkey Kong Arcade Cabinet, DJ Khaled, Crocostyle, Bunny Wearing a Fez, Dank Meme, THE IMAGE, Beast Boy, Sound Bomb, Chris Kesus Ferguson, Fake Chaos Emerald, AwkwardMetalSonic, Super Emeralds, Small Table