Vitcon Vending Machine

you get the ghost ability essence.

insert a weird looking dagger

You got a Wind-Up Toy. It's pretty cheap, but surprisingly fun.

Insert my backpack.

Inventory: Ness Plush, Mr. Saturn, Crazy Hand, Swift Sail, Overpriced Coffee, Wario, God's Necklace, Autographed Cinder Poster, Animal Crossing Bed, Overused Joke, Weather Band, Mewtwo DLC, Roll of TP, Zinogre Plush, Riki Hat, Fire Emblem If, Mother 3 for NA, Failed Test, Link Cube, $3 Coin, Hug, Obama, Classic Bill Trinen Trophy, Ninten, Pokémon Colosseum Anime DVD Set, !!!, Cop Car, Machine Gun, Bomb, Mr. Fuzz Skylander Figureout, Brett Farve, Zanbato (Zangetsu(?)), Melee Kirby, Shadow Mewtwo, Cleffa Egg, Rechargeable Batteries, Bomb Sniffing Dog, Blue Virus, Cure Magicite, Empty Eye Socket (equipped), Deku Nut, Roller Skates, Cure Magicite, Ominous Latin Chorus, Yellow Chocobo, Ghetto/Fake Lloyd Irving Cosplayer, Hatless Professor Layton, Lengthy Cutscene(2), Ryu Stick Figure Drawing, Super Chao Ball Egg, Chicken, American to 1920's Textbook, Bayonetta Kirby, Battle Date Simulator 2.0, Laguna amiibo, Cait Sith, Shattered Tombstone, Pikachu, Koopa Bros, Basketball Hoop, Random Kermit the Frog Tattoo, Segata Sanshiro, Siribot, Cardinal named Phoenix, Flashlight, Dr. Robotnik, Sega Gear & Watch, Dream Dust, GamePad, SD Button, The Master (Paper Mario), Sega Jingle, Disapproval, G.I.N.T E.G.G, Ness's Bat, Another Secret Sex Blog, Slot Machine, Reala Cosplay Set (the best item), Xenomorph Blood, Crow, Polite Command, Scrap Metal, Bayonetta's Gun Heels, Napstablook, Jason Kidd, Denial, Vial of Toxins, Beat, Apologetic Letter, Floyd Birving, Ferret, Band-Aids, Minfilia Space Jesus, Feeling Like Garbage Cutscene, Toy Mew, Kirby Figure, Reala, Salandit, Guaranteed Critical Hit, Wave the Swellow, 2 Bunnies, Mop, World's Best Mom Coffee Cup, Flare Gun, Ninja Simulator, Jar of Vomit, High Charizard, Steam Machine, Bucket of Vomit, 3rd Place Ribbon, Bad Joke, Sonic, Classic Sonic, Ness, Grimer, Tails, Mjölnir, Lots of Boo Buddies, Blood Sword, Happy Blue Fluid, Knuckles, Apocalyptic Robot, Spontaneous Combustion, Cream and Cheese, Fake Money, Silver w/ Pajama Pants, James Bond (Goldeneye 64), Ztar, Indigo w/ Yukata, Doduo, Glove w/ Admantium Claws, Don't Do Drugs Poster, Race Car w/ Lightning Themed Paint Job, Komasan, TM Rest, Ultra Plushie, Angsty Apocalypse, Metal Shadow, Super Mario Strikers, Donkey Kong Arcade Cabinet, DJ Khaled, Crocostyle, Bunny Wearing a Fez, Dank Meme, THE IMAGE, Beast Boy, Sound Bomb, Chris Kesus Ferguson, Fake Chaos Emerald, AwkwardMetalSonic, Super Emeralds, Small Table, Rouge the Bat, Shadow, Garden (FF VIII), Tab, Golden Ring (Sonic), Tiny Moon, Victim Logo, Twin Bow Herritt, Zelda, Parappa's Toque, Understanding, Fire Emblem Smash Bros, DDD, Giant Circular Saw, Death, Cheat Codes, Leviathan, Bayonetta, Star Fox

You got Roo from Winnie the Pooh.

Insert Dive Into The Mellow.

Inventory: Ness Plush, Mr. Saturn, Crazy Hand, Swift Sail, Overpriced Coffee, Wario, God's Necklace, Autographed Cinder Poster, Animal Crossing Bed, Overused Joke, Weather Band, Mewtwo DLC, Roll of TP, Zinogre Plush, Riki Hat, Fire Emblem If, Mother 3 for NA, Failed Test, Link Cube, $3 Coin, Hug, Obama, Classic Bill Trinen Trophy, Ninten, Pokémon Colosseum Anime DVD Set, !!!, Cop Car, Machine Gun, Bomb, Mr. Fuzz Skylander Figureout, Brett Farve, Zanbato (Zangetsu(?)), Melee Kirby, Shadow Mewtwo, Cleffa Egg, Rechargeable Batteries, Bomb Sniffing Dog, Blue Virus, Cure Magicite, Empty Eye Socket (equipped), Deku Nut, Roller Skates, Cure Magicite, Ominous Latin Chorus, Yellow Chocobo, Ghetto/Fake Lloyd Irving Cosplayer, Hatless Professor Layton, Lengthy Cutscene(2), Ryu Stick Figure Drawing, Super Chao Ball Egg, Chicken, American to 1920's Textbook, Bayonetta Kirby, Battle Date Simulator 2.0, Laguna amiibo, Cait Sith, Shattered Tombstone, Pikachu, Koopa Bros, Basketball Hoop, Random Kermit the Frog Tattoo, Segata Sanshiro, Siribot, Cardinal named Phoenix, Flashlight, Dr. Robotnik, Sega Gear & Watch, Dream Dust, GamePad, SD Button, The Master (Paper Mario), Sega Jingle, Disapproval, G.I.N.T E.G.G, Ness's Bat, Another Secret Sex Blog, Slot Machine, Reala Cosplay Set (the best item), Xenomorph Blood, Crow, Polite Command, Scrap Metal, Bayonetta's Gun Heels, Napstablook, Jason Kidd, Denial, Vial of Toxins, Beat, Apologetic Letter, Floyd Birving, Ferret, Band-Aids, Minfilia Space Jesus, Feeling Like Garbage Cutscene, Toy Mew, Kirby Figure, Reala, Salandit, Guaranteed Critical Hit, Wave the Swellow, 2 Bunnies, Mop, World's Best Mom Coffee Cup, Flare Gun, Ninja Simulator, Jar of Vomit, High Charizard, Steam Machine, Bucket of Vomit, 3rd Place Ribbon, Bad Joke, Sonic, Classic Sonic, Ness, Grimer, Tails, Mjölnir, Lots of Boo Buddies, Blood Sword, Happy Blue Fluid, Knuckles, Apocalyptic Robot, Spontaneous Combustion, Cream and Cheese, Fake Money, Silver w/ Pajama Pants, James Bond (Goldeneye 64), Ztar, Indigo w/ Yukata, Doduo, Glove w/ Admantium Claws, Don't Do Drugs Poster, Race Car w/ Lightning Themed Paint Job, Komasan, TM Rest, Ultra Plushie, Angsty Apocalypse, Metal Shadow, Super Mario Strikers, Donkey Kong Arcade Cabinet, DJ Khaled, Crocostyle, Bunny Wearing a Fez, Dank Meme, THE IMAGE, Beast Boy, Sound Bomb, Chris Kesus Ferguson, Fake Chaos Emerald, AwkwardMetalSonic, Super Emeralds, Small Table, Rouge the Bat, Shadow, Garden (FF VIII), Tab, Golden Ring (Sonic), Tiny Moon, Victim Logo, Twin Bow Herritt, Zelda, Parappa's Toque, Understanding, Fire Emblem Smash Bros, DDD, Giant Circular Saw, Death, Cheat Codes, Leviathan, Bayonetta, Star Fox, Survival Backpack

You got Eye-Hand Coordination.

Insert a leaf.

Inventory: Ness Plush, Mr. Saturn, Crazy Hand, Swift Sail, Overpriced Coffee, Wario, God's Necklace, Autographed Cinder Poster, Animal Crossing Bed, Overused Joke, Weather Band, Mewtwo DLC, Roll of TP, Zinogre Plush, Riki Hat, Fire Emblem If, Mother 3 for NA, Failed Test, Link Cube, $3 Coin, Hug, Obama, Classic Bill Trinen Trophy, Ninten, Pokémon Colosseum Anime DVD Set, !!!, Cop Car, Machine Gun, Bomb, Mr. Fuzz Skylander Figureout, Brett Farve, Zanbato (Zangetsu(?)), Melee Kirby, Shadow Mewtwo, Cleffa Egg, Rechargeable Batteries, Bomb Sniffing Dog, Blue Virus, Cure Magicite, Empty Eye Socket (equipped), Deku Nut, Roller Skates, Cure Magicite, Ominous Latin Chorus, Yellow Chocobo, Ghetto/Fake Lloyd Irving Cosplayer, Hatless Professor Layton, Lengthy Cutscene(2), Ryu Stick Figure Drawing, Super Chao Ball Egg, Chicken, American to 1920's Textbook, Bayonetta Kirby, Battle Date Simulator 2.0, Laguna amiibo, Cait Sith, Shattered Tombstone, Pikachu, Koopa Bros, Basketball Hoop, Random Kermit the Frog Tattoo, Segata Sanshiro, Siribot, Cardinal named Phoenix, Flashlight, Dr. Robotnik, Sega Gear & Watch, Dream Dust, GamePad, SD Button, The Master (Paper Mario), Sega Jingle, Disapproval, G.I.N.T E.G.G, Ness's Bat, Another Secret Sex Blog, Slot Machine, Reala Cosplay Set (the best item), Xenomorph Blood, Crow, Polite Command, Scrap Metal, Bayonetta's Gun Heels, Napstablook, Jason Kidd, Denial, Vial of Toxins, Beat, Apologetic Letter, Floyd Birving, Ferret, Band-Aids, Minfilia Space Jesus, Feeling Like Garbage Cutscene, Toy Mew, Kirby Figure, Reala, Salandit, Guaranteed Critical Hit, Wave the Swellow, 2 Bunnies, Mop, World's Best Mom Coffee Cup, Flare Gun, Ninja Simulator, Jar of Vomit, High Charizard, Steam Machine, Bucket of Vomit, 3rd Place Ribbon, Bad Joke, Sonic, Classic Sonic, Ness, Grimer, Tails, Mjölnir, Lots of Boo Buddies, Blood Sword, Happy Blue Fluid, Knuckles, Apocalyptic Robot, Spontaneous Combustion, Cream and Cheese, Fake Money, Silver w/ Pajama Pants, James Bond (Goldeneye 64), Ztar, Indigo w/ Yukata, Doduo, Glove w/ Admantium Claws, Don't Do Drugs Poster, Race Car w/ Lightning Themed Paint Job, Komasan, TM Rest, Ultra Plushie, Angsty Apocalypse, Metal Shadow, Super Mario Strikers, Donkey Kong Arcade Cabinet, DJ Khaled, Crocostyle, Bunny Wearing a Fez, Dank Meme, THE IMAGE, Beast Boy, Sound Bomb, Chris Kesus Ferguson, Fake Chaos Emerald, AwkwardMetalSonic, Super Emeralds, Small Table, Rouge the Bat, Shadow, Garden (FF VIII), Tab, Golden Ring (Sonic), Tiny Moon, Victim Logo, Twin Bow Herritt, Zelda, Parappa's Toque, Understanding, Fire Emblem Smash Bros, DDD, Giant Circular Saw, Death, Cheat Codes, Leviathan, Bayonetta, Star Fox, Survival Backpack, Mallow

Lyndis tumbles out of the machine.

*inserts Titan's Left Arm from Hyper Light Drifter*

(I'm gonna organize this inventory...)

Character Items: Quote, Bulbasaur, Mr. Game & Watch, Sonic, Hero Chao, Giant Golden Pikachu, Torm, Fawful, Mad Hatter, Ivysaur, Scrooge McDuck, Cubot, Yarn Baby Bowser, Iago, Sudowoodo, Lightning, Rottweiler, Great Deku Sapling, Mr. L, Blinky, Montey Mole, Kaepora Gaebora, Paper Wario, Name Rater, Husky, Fracktail, Young Yuna, Cheesybear, Arianna, Argumentative Duck, Zillo Beast, Carbuncle, Ryo, Mini Master Hand, Waluigi, Cosplay Agumoogle, Adam Jones, Coilette, Two Husky Puppies, German Shepherd Puppy, Kirbi, Sargent Pichu, Cook (Wario Land), Moogle Cop, Fafnir Horse, Hungry Luma, Shadow Deer, Raine, Severa, Princess Eclair, Ferret, Dragon Pokemon Egg, Kitty, Fox, Junpei, Pokefan, Luma, Female Robin, Corrin, Jirachi, Blizzaria, Froggy, Magical Detective Loveline, Raine (Tales), Karth, Chibi Chrom, King K Rool, Coo, Red, Bioluminescent Goldfish, Mystical Blue Yoshi, Sad Dog, Electro Fan, Amy, Randall, Noctowl, Bill, Slam, Squirtle, Mameowmia Palico, Jecht, Bunny, Mystic, Lisa, Komajiro, Sora, Stan Lee, Pix, L'Arachel, Bluechu, Black Doom, Basket of Kittens, True Genie, Ezio, Omega Space Pirate, Bird, Madame Flurrie, New Day, Sheep Link, David Hasslehoff, Dolphin Mechanic, Mr. Clean, Hobo Lord, King Don, Overprotective Dragon-Sama, Crow, Duddley Boys, Shadow, Nogeko

Multi Use Items: Swaltzer's Mother Figurine, Ivysaur Theme, Tiny Vending Machine, Onion (Pikmin), Smash Bros. Posters, Answer Board, Shadow's Rocket Shoes, Special Edition FFCC, Mewtwo Action Figure, 3D Sharpies, Fire Medallion, Heavenice, Cat Square, Spirit Medallion, Cloud in a Bottle, Pikachu Plush, Inkless Printer, Samsung Galaxy 6S, Dragon Wings, Iguanadon Card, Gameinformer Subscription, Fishing Pole, Sexy Mark Poster, Ender Crystal, Yugi's Deck, Duel Disk, GBA SP, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, Ultima Weapon Figurine, Pielover19 Amiibo, Awkward Amiibo Set, Dissidia OST, Origami Swan, Jaffar's Staff, Awkward and Napstablook's Debut Album, Aaron's Sword, Working Title Reviews, Ducktales Remastered, Wii, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Free Wi Fi, Mr. Fuzz Amiibo, Awkward's Street Fighter Manual, ? ? ? Amiibo Set, Slifer the Sky Dragon, The Winged Dragon of Ra, Obelisk the Tormentor, Horakthy the Creator God of Light, Sweater, Bestovius Amiibo, Etrian Odyssey Untold 2, Red Chain, Lightspeed Module, Darth Vader's Glove, Voldo's Claw Gauntlet, How To Use Jecht Shot Guide, Death Gauntlet Trophy, Lawn Darts, Leftovers, Pirate Flag, Detective Hat, Date Battle Simulator Remix Edition, Rubber Band, Numerous Glitches and Server Crashes, Striped T-Shirts, Collectibles Scanner, Cunning Disguise, Reality TV Show, GameFaqs, Vault Boy Bobble head, Recycling Bin, Mega Man & Bass, Dating Sim, Random Loot Generator, Carbuncle Stone, Wedding Invitation, Sexy Bardy Sex Powers, Flame Cannon, Looty Booty, Shenmue, I Survived Challenge Tower Shirt, Dance Battle Simulator Remix Edition, Yu's Glasses, Swimsuit, Coil, Poison Dagger, Koops' Shell, Jaw Fossil, Kirby's Hammer, Meat Axe, Bowl Shield, TT Tower Model, Pokemon Hat, Wanted Penguin Poster, TM Flash, Gladius, Fresh Cut Wood, FLUDD, Pokemon GO, Gashapon, Buster Sword, Tem Shop, Giant Fan, Skull, Ashes, Rude Sign, Binge Watch Anime List, Construction Site, Lava Lamp, Soul Edge, Ally List, Light Suit, Mjolnir, Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing, Formula Star, Online Forum, Spell Fusion, VERY MUCH HERESY, Xtransceiver, Leaf Boat, The Cyclone

Single Use Items: Baguette, Lon Lon Milk, Giant Orange, Cup of Tears, 7-UP, Perfect Peach, Footprint, Bone, Candy Apple, Mystery Power Up (3), Inside Joke, Outside Joke, Fire Extinguisher, Onion (Food), Numerous Legos, Dairy Queen Blizzard, Classified Information, Awkward DLC, Depression, Awkward Genie, Speed Boost, Paper Bowser Sticker, Holy Water, Bubble Gum, Fond Memories, Maple Syrup, Bad Headache, Lame Feeling, Fertilizer, Mistake (Food), Frisky Business, Fresh Smith Veggies, Friendship Obliterator, Memories of Azura, Questionable Drink, Distress, Eggos, Scarlet Rain, Maxim Tomato, Monday, Volcanic Eruption, Electro Zone, Mini Mushroom, Left Out Feeling, Future Vision, Ice Breath, Snort, Guilt, Omnislash, Lemonade, Black Shell, Metronome, Timer, Edgy Music, Sharknado, Sleepy Sheep, Trap

Currency Items: Bell Tree, Ness's ATM Card, Blank Check, Bronze Coin, Dull Dime, Huge Treasure Box, Free Stuff Ticket, Refund

(Who's the Red Spy?)

You receive a Spy Gadget Watch. It contains multiple spy gadgets including, but not limited to, tiny lasers, tiny grappling hook, tiny taser, and tiny poison dart. It does not tell time though.

*inserts Squishyroth*

Character Items: Quote, Bulbasaur, Mr. Game & Watch, Sonic, Hero Chao, Giant Golden Pikachu, Torm, Fawful, Mad Hatter, Ivysaur, Scrooge McDuck, Cubot, Yarn Baby Bowser, Iago, Sudowoodo, Lightning, Rottweiler, Great Deku Sapling, Mr. L, Blinky, Montey Mole, Kaepora Gaebora, Paper Wario, Name Rater, Husky, Fracktail, Young Yuna, Cheesybear, Arianna, Argumentative Duck, Zillo Beast, Carbuncle, Ryo, Mini Master Hand, Waluigi, Cosplay Agumoogle, Adam Jones, Coilette, Two Husky Puppies, German Shepherd Puppy, Kirbi, Sargent Pichu, Cook (Wario Land), Moogle Cop, Fafnir Horse, Hungry Luma, Shadow Deer, Raine, Severa, Princess Eclair, Ferret, Dragon Pokemon Egg, Kitty, Fox, Junpei, Pokefan, Luma, Female Robin, Corrin, Jirachi, Blizzaria, Froggy, Magical Detective Loveline, Raine (Tales), Karth, Chibi Chrom, King K Rool, Coo, Red, Bioluminescent Goldfish, Mystical Blue Yoshi, Sad Dog, Electro Fan, Amy, Randall, Noctowl, Bill, Slam, Squirtle, Mameowmia Palico, Jecht, Bunny, Mystic, Lisa, Komajiro, Sora, Stan Lee, Pix, L'Arachel, Bluechu, Black Doom, Basket of Kittens, True Genie, Ezio, Omega Space Pirate, Bird, Madame Flurrie, New Day, Sheep Link, David Hasslehoff, Dolphin Mechanic, Mr. Clean, Hobo Lord, King Don, Overprotective Dragon-Sama, Crow, Duddley Boys, Shadow, Nogeko

Multi Use Items: Swaltzer's Mother Figurine, Ivysaur Theme, Tiny Vending Machine, Onion (Pikmin), Smash Bros. Posters, Answer Board, Shadow's Rocket Shoes, Special Edition FFCC, Mewtwo Action Figure, 3D Sharpies, Fire Medallion, Heavenice, Cat Square, Spirit Medallion, Cloud in a Bottle, Pikachu Plush, Inkless Printer, Samsung Galaxy 6S, Dragon Wings, Iguanadon Card, Gameinformer Subscription, Fishing Pole, Sexy Mark Poster, Ender Crystal, Yugi's Deck, Duel Disk, GBA SP, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, Ultima Weapon Figurine, Pielover19 Amiibo, Awkward Amiibo Set, Dissidia OST, Origami Swan, Jaffar's Staff, Awkward and Napstablook's Debut Album, Aaron's Sword, Working Title Reviews, Ducktales Remastered, Wii, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Free Wi Fi, Mr. Fuzz Amiibo, Awkward's Street Fighter Manual, ? ? ? Amiibo Set, Slifer the Sky Dragon, The Winged Dragon of Ra, Obelisk the Tormentor, Horakthy the Creator God of Light, Sweater, Bestovius Amiibo, Etrian Odyssey Untold 2, Red Chain, Lightspeed Module, Darth Vader's Glove, Voldo's Claw Gauntlet, How To Use Jecht Shot Guide, Death Gauntlet Trophy, Lawn Darts, Leftovers, Pirate Flag, Detective Hat, Date Battle Simulator Remix Edition, Rubber Band, Numerous Glitches and Server Crashes, Striped T-Shirts, Collectibles Scanner, Cunning Disguise, Reality TV Show, GameFaqs, Vault Boy Bobble head, Recycling Bin, Mega Man & Bass, Dating Sim, Random Loot Generator, Carbuncle Stone, Wedding Invitation, Sexy Bardy Sex Powers, Flame Cannon, Looty Booty, Shenmue, I Survived Challenge Tower Shirt, Dance Battle Simulator Remix Edition, Yu's Glasses, Swimsuit, Coil, Poison Dagger, Koops' Shell, Jaw Fossil, Kirby's Hammer, Meat Axe, Bowl Shield, TT Tower Model, Pokemon Hat, Wanted Penguin Poster, TM Flash, Gladius, Fresh Cut Wood, FLUDD, Pokemon GO, Gashapon, Buster Sword, Tem Shop, Giant Fan, Skull, Ashes, Rude Sign, Binge Watch Anime List, Construction Site, Lava Lamp, Soul Edge, Ally List, Light Suit, Mjolnir, Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing, Formula Star, Online Forum, Spell Fusion, VERY MUCH HERESY, Xtransceiver, Leaf Boat, The Cyclone, Red Spy's Arm

Single Use Items: Baguette, Lon Lon Milk, Giant Orange, Cup of Tears, 7-UP, Perfect Peach, Footprint, Bone, Candy Apple, Mystery Power Up (3), Inside Joke, Outside Joke, Fire Extinguisher, Onion (Food), Numerous Legos, Dairy Queen Blizzard, Classified Information, Awkward DLC, Depression, Awkward Genie, Speed Boost, Paper Bowser Sticker, Holy Water, Bubble Gum, Fond Memories, Maple Syrup, Bad Headache, Lame Feeling, Fertilizer, Mistake (Food), Frisky Business, Fresh Smith Veggies, Friendship Obliterator, Memories of Azura, Questionable Drink, Distress, Eggos, Scarlet Rain, Maxim Tomato, Monday, Volcanic Eruption, Electro Zone, Mini Mushroom, Left Out Feeling, Future Vision, Ice Breath, Snort, Guilt, Omnislash, Lemonade, Black Shell, Metronome, Timer, Edgy Music, Sharknado, Sleepy Sheep, Trap

Currency Items: Bell Tree, Ness's ATM Card, Blank Check, Bronze Coin, Dull Dime, Huge Treasure Box, Free Stuff Ticket, Refund