Awkward
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Post by Awkward on Nov 13, 2016 13:39:49 GMT -5
You got a book on psychological warfare. It's way too large of a read.
Insert a prosecutor's badge.
Inventory: Ness Plush, Mr. Saturn, Crazy Hand, Swift Sail, Overpriced Coffee, Wario, God's Necklace, Autographed Cinder Poster, Animal Crossing Bed, Overused Joke, Weather Band, Mewtwo DLC, Roll of TP, Zinogre Plush, Riki Hat, Fire Emblem If, Mother 3 for NA, Failed Test, Link Cube, $3 Coin, Hug, Obama, Classic Bill Trinen Trophy, Ninten, Pokémon Colosseum Anime DVD Set, !!!, Cop Car, Machine Gun, Bomb, Mr. Fuzz Skylander Figureout, Brett Farve, Zanbato (Zangetsu(?)), Melee Kirby, Shadow Mewtwo, Cleffa Egg, Rechargeable Batteries, Bomb Sniffing Dog, Blue Virus, Cure Magicite, Empty Eye Socket (equipped), Deku Nut, Roller Skates, Cure Magicite, Ominous Latin Chorus, Yellow Chocobo, Ghetto/Fake Lloyd Irving Cosplayer, Hatless Professor Layton, Lengthy Cutscene(2), Ryu Stick Figure Drawing, Super Chao Ball Egg, Chicken, American to 1920's Textbook, Bayonetta Kirby, Battle Date Simulator 2.0, Laguna amiibo, Cait Sith, Shattered Tombstone, Pikachu, Koopa Bros, Basketball Hoop, Random Kermit the Frog Tattoo, Segata Sanshiro, Siribot, Cardinal named Phoenix, Flashlight, Dr. Robotnik, Sega Gear & Watch, Dream Dust, GamePad, SD Button, The Master (Paper Mario), Sega Jingle, Disapproval, G.I.N.T E.G.G, Ness's Bat, Another Secret Sex Blog, Slot Machine, Reala Cosplay Set (the best item), Xenomorph Blood, Crow, Polite Command, Scrap Metal, Bayonetta's Gun Heels, Napstablook, Jason Kidd, Denial, Vial of Toxins, Beat, Apologetic Letter, Floyd Birving, Ferret, Band-Aids, Minfilia Space Jesus, Feeling Like Garbage Cutscene, Toy Mew, Kirby Figure, Reala, Salandit, Guaranteed Critical Hit, Wave the Swellow, 2 Bunnies, Mop, World's Best Mom Coffee Cup, Flare Gun, Ninja Simulator, Jar of Vomit, High Charizard, Steam Machine, Bucket of Vomit, 3rd Place Ribbon, Bad Joke, Sonic, Classic Sonic, Ness, Grimer, Tails, Mjölnir, Lots of Boo Buddies, Blood Sword, Happy Blue Fluid, Knuckles, Apocalyptic Robot, Spontaneous Combustion, Cream and Cheese, Fake Money, Silver w/ Pajama Pants, James Bond (Goldeneye 64), Ztar, Indigo w/ Yukata, Doduo, Glove w/ Admantium Claws, Don't Do Drugs Poster, Race Car w/ Lightning Themed Paint Job, Komasan, TM Rest, Ultra Plushie, Angsty Apocalypse, Metal Shadow, Super Mario Strikers, Donkey Kong Arcade Cabinet, DJ Khaled, Crocostyle, Bunny Wearing a Fez, Dank Meme, THE IMAGE, Beast Boy, Sound Bomb, Chris Kesus Ferguson, Fake Chaos Emerald, AwkwardMetalSonic, Super Emeralds, Small Table, Rouge the Bat, Shadow, Garden (FF VIII), Tab, Golden Ring (Sonic), Tiny Moon, Victim Logo, Twin Bow Herritt, Zelda, Parappa's Toque, Understanding, Fire Emblem Smash Bros, DDD, Giant Circular Saw, Death, Cheat Codes, Leviathan, Bayonetta, Star Fox, Survival Backpack, Random Animal Crossing Furniture, Nintendo Badge Arcade Bunny, Jangmo-o, Crate Key, Patriotic Metal Sonic
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Post by Ultra on Nov 13, 2016 14:39:04 GMT -5
a portal opens up and Winston Payne came out of it. confused as hell
insert a poster of....SAXTON HAAAAAAALE
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Post by Just14 on Nov 13, 2016 14:48:00 GMT -5
Bruno smashes his way out of the vending machine.
*repairs machine*
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Awkward
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Post by Awkward on Nov 13, 2016 15:03:51 GMT -5
The machine spits out Fumes at you. The machine will never be truly repaired, only vary on a scale of how badly damaged it is.
Insert an analogy.
Inventory: Ness Plush, Mr. Saturn, Crazy Hand, Swift Sail, Overpriced Coffee, Wario, God's Necklace, Autographed Cinder Poster, Animal Crossing Bed, Overused Joke, Weather Band, Mewtwo DLC, Roll of TP, Zinogre Plush, Riki Hat, Fire Emblem If, Mother 3 for NA, Failed Test, Link Cube, $3 Coin, Hug, Obama, Classic Bill Trinen Trophy, Ninten, Pokémon Colosseum Anime DVD Set, !!!, Cop Car, Machine Gun, Bomb, Mr. Fuzz Skylander Figureout, Brett Farve, Zanbato (Zangetsu(?)), Melee Kirby, Shadow Mewtwo, Cleffa Egg, Rechargeable Batteries, Bomb Sniffing Dog, Blue Virus, Cure Magicite, Empty Eye Socket (equipped), Deku Nut, Roller Skates, Cure Magicite, Ominous Latin Chorus, Yellow Chocobo, Ghetto/Fake Lloyd Irving Cosplayer, Hatless Professor Layton, Lengthy Cutscene(2), Ryu Stick Figure Drawing, Super Chao Ball Egg, Chicken, American to 1920's Textbook, Bayonetta Kirby, Battle Date Simulator 2.0, Laguna amiibo, Cait Sith, Shattered Tombstone, Pikachu, Koopa Bros, Basketball Hoop, Random Kermit the Frog Tattoo, Segata Sanshiro, Siribot, Cardinal named Phoenix, Flashlight, Dr. Robotnik, Sega Gear & Watch, Dream Dust, GamePad, SD Button, The Master (Paper Mario), Sega Jingle, Disapproval, G.I.N.T E.G.G, Ness's Bat, Another Secret Sex Blog, Slot Machine, Reala Cosplay Set (the best item), Xenomorph Blood, Crow, Polite Command, Scrap Metal, Bayonetta's Gun Heels, Napstablook, Jason Kidd, Denial, Vial of Toxins, Beat, Apologetic Letter, Floyd Birving, Ferret, Band-Aids, Minfilia Space Jesus, Feeling Like Garbage Cutscene, Toy Mew, Kirby Figure, Reala, Salandit, Guaranteed Critical Hit, Wave the Swellow, 2 Bunnies, Mop, World's Best Mom Coffee Cup, Flare Gun, Ninja Simulator, Jar of Vomit, High Charizard, Steam Machine, Bucket of Vomit, 3rd Place Ribbon, Bad Joke, Sonic, Classic Sonic, Ness, Grimer, Tails, Mjölnir, Lots of Boo Buddies, Blood Sword, Happy Blue Fluid, Knuckles, Apocalyptic Robot, Spontaneous Combustion, Cream and Cheese, Fake Money, Silver w/ Pajama Pants, James Bond (Goldeneye 64), Ztar, Indigo w/ Yukata, Doduo, Glove w/ Admantium Claws, Don't Do Drugs Poster, Race Car w/ Lightning Themed Paint Job, Komasan, TM Rest, Ultra Plushie, Angsty Apocalypse, Metal Shadow, Super Mario Strikers, Donkey Kong Arcade Cabinet, DJ Khaled, Crocostyle, Bunny Wearing a Fez, Dank Meme, THE IMAGE, Beast Boy, Sound Bomb, Chris Kesus Ferguson, Fake Chaos Emerald, AwkwardMetalSonic, Super Emeralds, Small Table, Rouge the Bat, Shadow, Garden (FF VIII), Tab, Golden Ring (Sonic), Tiny Moon, Victim Logo, Twin Bow Herritt, Zelda, Parappa's Toque, Understanding, Fire Emblem Smash Bros, DDD, Giant Circular Saw, Death, Cheat Codes, Leviathan, Bayonetta, Star Fox, Survival Backpack, Random Animal Crossing Furniture, Nintendo Badge Arcade Bunny, Jangmo-o, Crate Key, Patriotic Metal Sonic, Winston Payne
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Post by Ultra on Nov 13, 2016 15:40:26 GMT -5
you got a logic text book
Uses a Australium wrench to fix the machine
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2016 20:49:06 GMT -5
 ? You get Rachet from the Rachet and Clank series. He uses a wrench so I guess its the same I think maybe...... Inserts President Elect Donald Trump into the machine and prepares for the worst |
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Awkward
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Post by Awkward on Nov 21, 2016 21:37:47 GMT -5
You got an elephant. A fat, orange elephant.
Insert dreams.
Inventory: Ness Plush, Mr. Saturn, Crazy Hand, Swift Sail, Overpriced Coffee, Wario, God's Necklace, Autographed Cinder Poster, Animal Crossing Bed, Overused Joke, Weather Band, Mewtwo DLC, Roll of TP, Zinogre Plush, Riki Hat, Fire Emblem If, Mother 3 for NA, Failed Test, Link Cube, $3 Coin, Hug, Obama, Classic Bill Trinen Trophy, Ninten, Pokémon Colosseum Anime DVD Set, !!!, Cop Car, Machine Gun, Bomb, Mr. Fuzz Skylander Figureout, Brett Farve, Zanbato (Zangetsu(?)), Melee Kirby, Shadow Mewtwo, Cleffa Egg, Rechargeable Batteries, Bomb Sniffing Dog, Blue Virus, Cure Magicite, Empty Eye Socket (equipped), Deku Nut, Roller Skates, Cure Magicite, Ominous Latin Chorus, Yellow Chocobo, Ghetto/Fake Lloyd Irving Cosplayer, Hatless Professor Layton, Lengthy Cutscene(2), Ryu Stick Figure Drawing, Super Chao Ball Egg, Chicken, American to 1920's Textbook, Bayonetta Kirby, Battle Date Simulator 2.0, Laguna amiibo, Cait Sith, Shattered Tombstone, Pikachu, Koopa Bros, Basketball Hoop, Random Kermit the Frog Tattoo, Segata Sanshiro, Siribot, Cardinal named Phoenix, Flashlight, Dr. Robotnik, Sega Gear & Watch, Dream Dust, GamePad, SD Button, The Master (Paper Mario), Sega Jingle, Disapproval, G.I.N.T E.G.G, Ness's Bat, Another Secret Sex Blog, Slot Machine, Reala Cosplay Set (the best item), Xenomorph Blood, Crow, Polite Command, Scrap Metal, Bayonetta's Gun Heels, Napstablook, Jason Kidd, Denial, Vial of Toxins, Beat, Apologetic Letter, Floyd Birving, Ferret, Band-Aids, Minfilia Space Jesus, Feeling Like Garbage Cutscene, Toy Mew, Kirby Figure, Reala, Salandit, Guaranteed Critical Hit, Wave the Swellow, 2 Bunnies, Mop, World's Best Mom Coffee Cup, Flare Gun, Ninja Simulator, Jar of Vomit, High Charizard, Steam Machine, Bucket of Vomit, 3rd Place Ribbon, Bad Joke, Sonic, Classic Sonic, Ness, Grimer, Tails, Mjölnir, Lots of Boo Buddies, Blood Sword, Happy Blue Fluid, Knuckles, Apocalyptic Robot, Spontaneous Combustion, Cream and Cheese, Fake Money, Silver w/ Pajama Pants, James Bond (Goldeneye 64), Ztar, Indigo w/ Yukata, Doduo, Glove w/ Admantium Claws, Don't Do Drugs Poster, Race Car w/ Lightning Themed Paint Job, Komasan, TM Rest, Ultra Plushie, Angsty Apocalypse, Metal Shadow, Super Mario Strikers, Donkey Kong Arcade Cabinet, DJ Khaled, Crocostyle, Bunny Wearing a Fez, Dank Meme, THE IMAGE, Beast Boy, Sound Bomb, Chris Kesus Ferguson, Fake Chaos Emerald, AwkwardMetalSonic, Super Emeralds, Small Table, Rouge the Bat, Shadow, Garden (FF VIII), Tab, Golden Ring (Sonic), Tiny Moon, Victim Logo, Twin Bow Herritt, Zelda, Parappa's Toque, Understanding, Fire Emblem Smash Bros, DDD, Giant Circular Saw, Death, Cheat Codes, Leviathan, Bayonetta, Star Fox, Survival Backpack, Random Animal Crossing Furniture, Nintendo Badge Arcade Bunny, Jangmo-o, Crate Key, Patriotic Metal Sonic, Winston Payne, Logic Textbook
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Post by Just14 on Nov 21, 2016 21:46:49 GMT -5
You get Hope! Use it to never give up.
*inserts Floor 3, Revershroom Drifter*
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Post by Ultra on Nov 22, 2016 10:50:40 GMT -5
you get some floor ice cream, it gives you health
insert a golden frying pan
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Post by Just14 on Mar 16, 2017 23:07:14 GMT -5
You got a silver frying pan! It says that you're number 2.
*inserts Vitquest Reboot*
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Post by Vitsheep on Mar 16, 2017 23:33:14 GMT -5
You receive a semi-autonomous Lycanroc doll-bot.
Insert 100¥.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2017 0:48:15 GMT -5
You get Natsuim from the dating Sim. Seems upset someone stole her money.
Inserts a Bowser Seal (looks like a red master seal and has the Bowser Emblem in the center)
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Mar 17, 2017 0:56:04 GMT -5
You obtained the Tyrant class! This more offensive variant of the General class wears spiked armor with a tortoiseshell design and wields axes that look like they were taken off the end of a bridge in an old castle. They also have access to a unique axe with a 1-2 range that can also deal fire magic damage. Use this class on a character of your choice.
Insert a Sheikah Slate.
nventory: Chaos Emerald, 5 tickets, Creeper Toy, vending machine wreckage, Unbrella, empty bottle, home cooked dinner, raser, Kokiri shop coupon, username list, Cactuar plush, frozen frog, bacon ball, death scream, Pikachu book, pet rock, Water Stone, King's Rock, Frey's Aqua Blade, Fire Magicite Ring, LI Fireplace, Latiosite, bottle of determination, Words of Power spear, Toy Knife, Apology Note, Text Box, tank, generic axe, half a bottle of soda, Friend Code, cat treats, Chocobo Lure Materia, Backup Fedora, random trance crystal, dual disk w/ Kaiba's Deck, battle dating sim 3.0, Guile's Theme , Tonberrian Knife, Dave's Motorcycle, Arrow's Intro Speech, Hard Core Sword (belonged to an Invisible), blank certificate, Subspace Bomb, Rayquaza Plush, holographic map projector, Branch of Fate, Brotherhood, Master Sword hilt, TARDIS, Dumbphone, medallion case, nunchucks, radio, Iron Shield, fanservice dust, illusion fog, happy angle, giant telescope (Kirby: Planet Robobot), dismemberment button (user's limbs fall off), one way ticket to anywhere x 2, Rainbow Sword, secret item, Three Sacred Treasures, invincibility monitor, forceful impact, Disneyland, Ice Missiles, Misfortune Bell, Slap to the Face
Characters: Giant Mettaur, Xerneas, Pololwhirl, Poliwhirl, Whispy Woods, Gogo, random Esper, Shieldon, Paula, Basketball Cactuar, Rush, Mettaton, R.O.B. Units x 2, Agnes Oblige, Baby Golden Chocobo, Gamma, Pikachu Libre, bunny, Sephiroth (equipped: Catana), Stock Mecha Knight, Nightmare, guitar Pichu (known songs: Song of Storms), Mickey and Minnie, Game Show Model, Diamond Mickey, Zero, Lucca, Frostoise, Riku, Golbez, Lyndis, half-elf, X
Classes: Spellsword (Lupis), Mage (Lupis)
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Post by Vitsheep on Mar 17, 2017 1:12:36 GMT -5
You get a sobbing crow.
Insert a 5-pence coin.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2017 5:00:18 GMT -5
You get Corva along with all her Pokemon neat
Yells at the machine Glay Glay
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