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Post by Malefio on Mar 22, 2017 20:53:41 GMT -5
@awkward
Like the thing in Logan?
@yoshi
You got a blueprint for a Rayquaza robot. Chaos Emeralds. Got it?
Insert bunnies
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Post by Awkward on Mar 22, 2017 20:54:47 GMT -5
(Yeah. That movie was GAWDLIKE)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2017 21:07:59 GMT -5
You get an army of baby bunnies whoops looks like you should have made sure they were a different gender.
Inserts a copy of the worst Sonic game ever in existence. Inserts a copy of Sonic 06 then let's out an evil laugh
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Post by Bloodmancer on Mar 22, 2017 21:19:25 GMT -5
You got Sanic! it's a horrible fan recreation of sonic who mercilessly hunts down it's victims and kills them with the power of cringe.
Join a gang and preform a hit and run on the vending machine.
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Post by Just14 on Mar 22, 2017 21:30:31 GMT -5
The machine pursues you in an old fashioned car chase scene before a monkey driving a go kart throws his banana in front of your car, causing it to spin out and crash into a family friendly oboe factory.
You receive the Family Friendly Oboe.
*inserts convoluted backstory*
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2017 21:32:39 GMT -5
You get a shocking revelation. When used the person will be stunned to here what it was.
Inserts Metal Mario
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Post by Bloodmancer on Mar 22, 2017 21:36:30 GMT -5
you got a metal mushroom, eat it to turn into metal for a limited duration!
Insert the vending machine into me...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2017 21:44:01 GMT -5
(Nooooooo you fool do you realize what you done.)
Your unable to contain all the horrors contained within the machine.
Intact the machine having been free from your control spits out a truly horrible sight. It looks like a Pickachu but he's wearing a white robe covered in blood, and his head is covered by a pyramid (with his ears poking out), and he is dragging an ax beside him. You get Pyramid Chu or Pika head whatever you prefer to call it.
Inserts tears of the innocent
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Post by Awkward on Mar 22, 2017 21:45:57 GMT -5
You got a Dimensional Tear.
Insert a house.
Inventory: Ness Plush, Mr. Saturn, Crazy Hand, Swift Sail, Overpriced Coffee, Wario, God's Necklace, Autographed Cinder Poster, Animal Crossing Bed, Overused Joke, Weather Band, Mewtwo DLC, Roll of TP, Zinogre Plush, Riki Hat, Fire Emblem If, Mother 3 for NA, Failed Test, Link Cube, $3 Coin, Hug, Obama, Classic Bill Trinen Trophy, Ninten, Pokémon Colosseum Anime DVD Set, !!!, Cop Car, Machine Gun, Bomb, Mr. Fuzz Skylander Figureout, Brett Farve, Zanbato (Zangetsu(?)), Melee Kirby, Shadow Mewtwo, Cleffa Egg, Rechargeable Batteries, Bomb Sniffing Dog, Blue Virus, Cure Magicite, Empty Eye Socket (equipped), Deku Nut, Roller Skates, Cure Magicite, Ominous Latin Chorus, Yellow Chocobo, Ghetto/Fake Lloyd Irving Cosplayer, Hatless Professor Layton, Lengthy Cutscene(2), Ryu Stick Figure Drawing, Super Chao Ball Egg, Chicken, American to 1920's Textbook, Bayonetta Kirby, Battle Date Simulator 2.0, Laguna amiibo, Cait Sith, Shattered Tombstone, Pikachu, Koopa Bros, Basketball Hoop, Random Kermit the Frog Tattoo, Segata Sanshiro, Siribot, Cardinal named Phoenix, Flashlight, Dr. Robotnik, Sega Gear & Watch, Dream Dust, GamePad, SD Button, The Master (Paper Mario), Sega Jingle, Disapproval, G.I.N.T E.G.G, Ness's Bat, Another Secret Sex Blog, Slot Machine, Reala Cosplay Set (the best item), Xenomorph Blood, Crow, Polite Command, Scrap Metal, Bayonetta's Gun Heels, Napstablook, Jason Kidd, Denial, Vial of Toxins, Beat, Apologetic Letter, Floyd Birving, Ferret, Band-Aids, Minfilia Space Jesus, Feeling Like Garbage Cutscene, Toy Mew, Kirby Figure, Reala, Salandit, Guaranteed Critical Hit, Wave the Swellow, 2 Bunnies, Mop, World's Best Mom Coffee Cup, Flare Gun, Ninja Simulator, Jar of Vomit, High Charizard, Steam Machine, Bucket of Vomit, 3rd Place Ribbon, Bad Joke, Sonic, Classic Sonic, Ness, Grimer, Tails, Mjölnir, Lots of Boo Buddies, Blood Sword, Happy Blue Fluid, Knuckles, Apocalyptic Robot, Spontaneous Combustion, Cream and Cheese, Fake Money, Silver w/ Pajama Pants, James Bond (Goldeneye 64), Ztar, Indigo w/ Yukata, Doduo, Glove w/ Admantium Claws, Don't Do Drugs Poster, Race Car w/ Lightning Themed Paint Job, Komasan, TM Rest, Ultra Plushie, Angsty Apocalypse, Metal Shadow, Super Mario Strikers, Donkey Kong Arcade Cabinet, DJ Khaled, Crocostyle, Bunny Wearing a Fez, Dank Meme, THE IMAGE, Beast Boy, Sound Bomb, Chris Kesus Ferguson, Fake Chaos Emerald, AwkwardMetalSonic, Super Emeralds, Small Table, Rouge the Bat, Shadow, Garden (FF VIII), Tab, Golden Ring (Sonic), Tiny Moon, Victim Logo, Twin Bow Herritt, Zelda, Parappa's Toque, Understanding, Fire Emblem Smash Bros, DDD, Giant Circular Saw, Death, Cheat Codes, Leviathan, Bayonetta, Star Fox, Survival Backpack, Random Animal Crossing Furniture, Nintendo Badge Arcade Bunny, Jangmo-o, Crate Key, Patriotic Metal Sonic, Winston Payne, Logic Textbook, Hope, Metal Overlord
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2017 21:51:03 GMT -5
You get...... Umm I dont know I don't know here you get Iblis runs away weeping
Inserts a master emerald
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Post by Just14 on Mar 22, 2017 21:52:06 GMT -5
The machine somehow dispenses the entirety of Awkwards house.
*inserts the act of dating Dimentio*
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2017 21:56:34 GMT -5
(Dimento dating best date)
You know what I got a bone to pick with you oh Waite a moment. Not me Sans here does he heard your were envious of Mally. Tsk tsk. He decides to stay with you to make sure your not in the middle of a genocide run.
You get Sans.
Inserts the scepter of darkness
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Post by Just14 on Mar 22, 2017 22:12:02 GMT -5
A little late for that. I kind of already did a genocide run during the last Vitquest. And a pacifist run. At the same time. Being two people is weird.
The machine contemplates this and gives you the Moral Splitter. It allows you to split someone into two separate good and evil halves. One half contains all their good and the other all their evil.
*inserts a piano*
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2017 22:17:04 GMT -5
(Hey I gave you a Undertale character be happy)
You get the haunted piano from Mario 64. The Piano in Boos Mansion that chases after you if you get to close.
Inserts a tear in the space time continuum
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Post by Awkward on Mar 23, 2017 0:15:31 GMT -5
You got a Boomerang.
Insert a R.O.B.
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