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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 25, 2018 19:17:14 GMT -5
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He's strumming on a guitar. Of course he's not asleep...
"It is illegal because the law is the law. The masked one is imprisoned for disturbing the peace."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2018 19:23:52 GMT -5
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That's a weird law so what happens to him because he was playing an unlawful guitar. Does he have to pay a fine? Get his guitar taken away?
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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 27, 2018 13:00:09 GMT -5
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"Both, as well as a month of imprisonment."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2018 13:36:16 GMT -5
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Man that sounds rough. Mallard calls out to the kid. Hey what's your name kid?
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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 27, 2018 21:51:58 GMT -5
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"Harland. But I'm not a kid, man! Some li'l brat messed with my body or somethin', messed up my magic... Then these loonies go 'n' lock me up 'cause they don't 'preciate some good ol' fashioned ROCK 'N' ROLL." He pouts like an adorable little kid.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2018 22:06:56 GMT -5
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Man that sucks someone did that to you.
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"Tell you what Harland I may know of a way to help you but first I need your permission to help you,". "I might know of a way to fix whatever was done to you,". "The only thing is I can't do those fixes unless your asleep or you give me permission to undo those changes,".
"So what do you say want me to help you out?" Mallard asks.
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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 28, 2018 14:37:26 GMT -5
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"Yeah, man. Fix away!"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2018 15:06:16 GMT -5
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Okay then.
Mallard will go ahead and undo whatever edits were done to him.
The only thing he adds is ally of Mallard.
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Post by Vitsheep on Mar 1, 2018 6:06:11 GMT -5
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(Correction 2: There was a portal in the R&D room with a picture of a factory.)
The kid transforms into an old guy with flowing, grey hair, a white shirt, and a blue vest. He stands up and groans. "Ugh, shoulda asked you to just fix the magic. I forgot how much the aches get to ya."
He stretches a bit.
"So, you must be Mallard, eh? Figure I'm gonna travel with ya for a while. I need to to try 'n' find the members of my guild. Got the twins, Atticus and Aldous Fairchild. Hecate - dragon slayer, real obvious. Leo, uh... Leo's complicated. Jerid and Nalia Garron. Husband and wife. She's a cute li'l thing, he's a big ol' baldy. Then we got our new hire, Rosa. She hangs out with a squirrel. We all got these marks, see?" He shows you a stamp like an alicorn's wing on his shoulder.
"First things first, though. Gotta bust outta here."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2018 11:41:27 GMT -5
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Yeah we gotta do that but first lets see if we get the help of the mask guy and the other person with you. What's your name and do you want me to help you get out of here?
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Post by Vitsheep on Mar 1, 2018 22:12:45 GMT -5
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The guy who is clearly not a half-orc in a terrible disguise groans. "Hugh hungry!"
The small ball-creature proceeds to do that same repeated crouching motion the other two did. He speaks with a gravely voice in a rhythmic patter. "Fool. Fool. Fool. Fool."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2018 23:35:28 GMT -5
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Umm shrugs.
Mr. Harland do you know anything about those two locked in with you?
Mallard then looks to the ball creature.
Hey you can you understand what I am saying or are you like those ball creatures in the woods who keep on saying Poyo and Hi?
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Post by Vitsheep on Mar 2, 2018 15:33:47 GMT -5
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"I dunno much," Harland says. "I know this big guy's always bitchin' about the grub they're slingin'. The li'l dude just kind of sits and sulks in the corner, playin' with some li'l toy sword."
When you mention the poyo-beasts to the mask-ball, he turns around and wraps his cloak around himself like a melodramatic edgelord. "Fool."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2018 15:45:26 GMT -5
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Mallard addresses the orge dude. Hey you if you want better food you have to agree to become my ally. Don't worry it's not that bad and I will work twice as hard to help you as you will me. Just give me permission to help you.
As far the ball thing is concerned. Hey can you say something other then fool. I mean if that's you talk that's fine but well same deal you agree to work with me. I agree to help you with your problems. If you agree either say Fool once or nod yes. If you don't then either say fool twice or nod no and well have fun just hanging in prison.
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Post by Vitsheep on Mar 3, 2018 5:07:05 GMT -5
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"Hugh no work for free. But Hugh good guard! You pay Hugh with good food, Hugh smash lots of enemy," the half-orc says.
The poof-ball wraps itself in its cloak. "KNOW. MY. POWER," it says. The cloak flies through the bars and suddenly reforms itself as its poofball self behind you. The creature stares at you a moment, then runs away.
Alarms start going off.
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