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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2018 13:24:31 GMT -5
You you you monster they are sentinal turtle beings who only want peace and cake. Well except those blue shell jerks. They are pricks. Then Why do they MURDER red clad plumbers whenever they get to close, huh? The red clad plumbers actually murder them then use there corpse to kill more of there friends. They are just walking back and forth minding there own business.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2018 13:25:04 GMT -5
Well except those blue shell jerks. They are pricks. Wait where do those shells even come from God.... Natural Selection beats me.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 22, 2018 13:36:20 GMT -5
Wait where do those shells even come from God.... Natural Selection beats me. No I can't think of any spiky-shelled blue turtles in any of the games... Except I think one of the Koopa Kids might fit?
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Post by chalklate on Apr 22, 2018 15:28:32 GMT -5
You you you monster they are sentinal turtle beings who only want peace and cake. Well except those blue shell jerks. They are pricks. Are we talking the three from M and L? Or the powerup from Mario Kart? The former are helpful, the latter are naught but weapons made from the corpses of Bowser's elite troops.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 22, 2018 15:41:00 GMT -5
Ah, the... those guys. I remember them now.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Apr 22, 2018 23:25:07 GMT -5
Then Why do they MURDER red clad plumbers whenever they get to close, huh? The red clad plumbers actually murder them then use there corpse to kill more of there friends. They are just walking back and forth minding there own business. Technically you can actually avoid all of them and they will still murder you if you accidently touch them. They really don't like being touched.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2018 23:57:28 GMT -5
The red clad plumbers actually murder them then use there corpse to kill more of there friends. They are just walking back and forth minding there own business. Technically you can actually avoid all of them and they will still murder you if you accidently touch them. They really don't like being touched. See all you have to do is avoid touching the turtles, weird fuzzy mushrooms, plants, ghost, moles, etc and they will mind there own business
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Post by Bloodmancer on Apr 23, 2018 4:36:37 GMT -5
Technically you can actually avoid all of them and they will still murder you if you accidently touch them. They really don't like being touched. See all you have to do is avoid touching the turtles, weird fuzzy mushrooms, plants, ghost, moles, etc and they will mind there own business Yes, but if you just happen to so much as lightly touch one of them by accident, they instantly murderer you or wound you so much you become a child again... Isn't that a bit extreme?
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Post by Malefio on Apr 23, 2018 6:11:09 GMT -5
Technically you can actually avoid all of them and they will still murder you if you accidently touch them. They really don't like being touched. See all you have to do is avoid touching the turtles, weird fuzzy mushrooms, plants, ghost, moles, etc and they will mind there own business THE MOLES DID NOTHING WRONG! THEY ARE JUST SMUG!
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Post by chalklate on Apr 23, 2018 14:03:37 GMT -5
See all you have to do is avoid touching the turtles, weird fuzzy mushrooms, plants, ghost, moles, etc and they will mind there own business Yes, but if you just happen to so much as lightly touch one of them by accident, they instantly murderer you or wound you so much you become a child again... Isn't that a bit extreme? No, the moles and ghosts actually set out to get you, and in Galaxy and stuff goombas do too. They're an evil dictator's minions. Mario is perfectly justified in what he does.
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Post by Just14 on Apr 23, 2018 14:13:06 GMT -5
Yes, but if you just happen to so much as lightly touch one of them by accident, they instantly murderer you or wound you so much you become a child again... Isn't that a bit extreme? No, the moles and ghosts actually set out to get you, and in Galaxy and stuff goombas do too. They're an evil dictator's minions. Mario is perfectly justified in what he does. What about when he runs around Delfino Island spraying innocent bystanders just to infuriate them? Or when he jumps on the heads of innocent toads everywhere in like...every game.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 23, 2018 14:18:21 GMT -5
I never saw him do any of that.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2018 15:07:42 GMT -5
No, the moles and ghosts actually set out to get you, and in Galaxy and stuff goombas do too. They're an evil dictator's minions. Mario is perfectly justified in what he does. What about when he runs around Delfino Island spraying innocent bystanders just to infuriate them? Or when he jumps on the heads of innocent toads everywhere in like...every game. or when he goes around throwing piece of stars at Toads or Star babbies or the very woman who saved him from drifting forever in the galaxy. Or not to mention possesing people without there permission. Or expecting the girl that you risked your life for the past 30 years asking her to marry you or at least let you down gently.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 23, 2018 16:34:55 GMT -5
What about when he runs around Delfino Island spraying innocent bystanders just to infuriate them? Or when he jumps on the heads of innocent toads everywhere in like...every game. or when he goes around throwing piece of stars at Toads or Star babbies or the very woman who saved him from drifting forever in the galaxy. Or not to mention possesing people without there permission. Or expecting the girl that you risked your life for the past 30 years asking her to marry you or at least let you down gently. Or inventing Mario Party.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 24, 2018 0:17:04 GMT -5
It would probably be a good idea to check the latest entry under mechanics.
Or maybe not. If you've committed to full-evil, please disregard that statement.
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