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Post by Vitsheep on Jun 24, 2018 0:43:11 GMT -5
JMAKATY
You try to barge into the barracks. One of the tiger-esque guards on duty bars your path with a scowl. "You can't just go in there."
One of the others, a human with a spear, speaks up. "Can we help you with something?"
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Post by empireoffire on Jun 24, 2018 16:19:34 GMT -5
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) declares his name and expresses his desire to be put on the circus's wanted list. He then punches through the furry and pulls out a set of lungs.
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Post by Vitsheep on Jun 25, 2018 21:34:32 GMT -5
JMAKATY
JMAKATY tries to punch through armor, flesh, and bone of a very large man and manage to hurt him but hurts his hands even moreso. And we all know how this ends up.
Move to Under the Bridge.
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Post by Vitsheep on Jun 28, 2018 20:24:02 GMT -5
JMAKATY
You return to the scene of the crime where they're currently mopping up your corpse. Fortunately the graveyard is right there. A healer is treating the injuries you inflicted before they brought you down.
They all seem too busy to notice you right away.
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Graveyard
Jun 29, 2018 0:28:49 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by empireoffire on Jun 29, 2018 0:28:49 GMT -5
Jeffery Magnum (a.k.a. Thomas Yorkshire) walks up to the guards again, declares his intention to become wanted at the circus, and states his name while pointing at himself. However, since he pointed at himself, a death laser from the heavens smited Jeffery Magnum (a.k.a. Thomas Yorkshire), leaving behind a number of internal components (heart, intestines, an eyeball and left ribcage), limbs (left hand, right foot with the flesh burned off the toes revealing bone, his lower jaw, and a skull fragment), a scarf, and a pool of blood.
Thomas Yorkshire (a.k.a. Jeffery Magnum) sniffed the remains, raised a leg, ironically marked his territory, then began wandering aimlessly.
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Post by Vitsheep on Jun 30, 2018 21:19:26 GMT -5
JMAKATY
The guards have no response for any of the that just happened. They stand and stare at you blankly.
"...Uh?" several say.
A man in a red outfit with a gas mask appears from the north. As well as a normal human.
Ultra
You arrive to find that weird guy and his freak-dog standing next to what appear to be their own corpses, which have been badly damaged and seem to be have been urinated upon. For some reason.
Several incredulous guards are staring at them.
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Graveyard
Jul 1, 2018 22:53:26 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Ultra on Jul 1, 2018 22:53:26 GMT -5
Ultra sits on a grave seeing at as a popsicle chair.
Mike approaches a guard to ask what happened
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Post by empireoffire on Jul 1, 2018 23:16:25 GMT -5
Thomas Yorkshire (A.K.A. Jeffery Magnum) suddenly explodes violently, covering the surrounding area in flames.
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Post by Vitsheep on Jul 3, 2018 20:51:40 GMT -5
Ultra
The guard stares at Mike, dumbfounded. "He just attacked us. Then reappeared and..."
Then he explodes.
The guards are very, very confused.
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Post by Ultra on Jul 3, 2018 20:56:24 GMT -5
Mike looks at the Exploded Corpse
"...what the Fu-"
Mike is cut off my Ultra Tapping on his Shoulder showing that he Made a Beach Ball Made of Fire, made from the Surrounding Fire.
Ultra then Throws the Ball into an Open Grave.
Mike then Drags Ultra back into Town. Basically going from the Circus to the Town.
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Post by Vitsheep on Jul 5, 2018 22:36:44 GMT -5
Ultra
You shrug and carry on to town. As you go, you pass by the guy who just exploded, coming back again.
Move to Plaza.
JMAKATY
You return to the Graveyard. Again. The guards are quicker to respond to your arrival this time, taking combat stances.
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Post by empireoffire on Jul 6, 2018 20:09:10 GMT -5
JEffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) states his name and then politely asks that they put up a bounty for him in the circus.
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Post by Vitsheep on Jul 13, 2018 0:21:48 GMT -5
JMAKATY
"That's the bastard that killed the other guards!"
"How is he alive!?
"Necromancy!"
"Who cares, attack!"
They don't seem interested in polite conversation...
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Post by empireoffire on Jul 13, 2018 23:58:36 GMT -5
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) is getting more than a little fed up at how unreasonable the mainstream is being -- like, more than usual -- as he points to the barracks. From the heavens, the gods answered his call, and the mightiest smite that ever smited descended from the heavens. In an instant, the grotesque, tainted building detonated from the great laser. A Wilhelm scream cried out as anyone alive in the building soon became cleansed.
Also, Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) ran to the nearest furry and kicked them in the balls so hard that Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) would break a leg if they wore the slightest bit of protection.
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Post by Vitsheep on Jul 21, 2018 15:02:31 GMT -5
JMAKATY
You point to a building and a white light from the heavens begins to destroy it. The building begins to crumble and fall apart under the concentrated beam.
He gets stabbed and dies - again - before he can move on to the next phase of his master plan.
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