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Post by Malefio on Apr 26, 2018 20:01:52 GMT -5
"King or no king, this document says I own the place!
Slimex, Lagos, to the castle!"
Malefio will use his chameleon clother to fit the palace, while Slimex puts his Conquest gear on.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 26, 2018 20:28:54 GMT -5
Malefio
Move to Solcina Castle.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 27, 2018 17:56:06 GMT -5
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) looks for a back alley to urinate in.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 27, 2018 20:52:40 GMT -5
Ultra
You find the town bustling with activity. You notice a lot of laguz, manakete, and other animal people milling about. You also notice that a lot of these animal types are looking down on you. Some look curiously at the two of you.
Around the plaza, you can see a handful of small shops selling various things. The most interesting to you are (probably) potions, armor, weapons, adventuring gear, things like that. And a bakery that seems extremely popular, despite having a human owner.
At the heart of the plaza is a giant angel statue. The base of the statue is ringed with six small slots in different colors - white, red, crimson, grey, beige, and dark green. Each looks just about perfectly sized for your orb. Or, they would be the right size if your orb wasn't broken.
You also notice a golden retriever mutt wandering around.
The plaza opens out to several different locations. To the east, a graveyard. To the south, a large Saharan plain. North is another part of town, the noble district, separated by a guard checkpoint. And the desert back to the west. You could also attempt to go to the castle.
Finally, you see a large cathedral-like building. It's got a lot of people standing outside of it, and dozens of armed guards. Some of these people don't look the same as the ones around here. A lot of them seem to be merchants trading goods in a small, clearly marked area around the building. A large sign nearby marks the building as the "Temple of Time."
Also a man "discreetly" peeing in a back alley alongside a freakish nightmare dog. Even Ultra thinks it looks awful.
JMAKATY
You commence to pissing in an alley. A passing guard sees you. "Hey! Knock that off!"
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 27, 2018 22:56:30 GMT -5
Thomas Yorkshire (A.K.A. Jeffery Magnum) wags his tail. The passing guard bursts into flame. Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) would ordinarily applaud the result, but he had an appearance to keep.
"No!" He said to his father. "Bad dog! Bad!"
Thomas Yorkshire (A.K.A. Jeffery Magnum) didn't care. Good dog.
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Post by Ultra on Apr 28, 2018 10:07:08 GMT -5
Ultra bows down to the golden retrever mutt like it's a god.. It seems that Ultra loves dogs.
After ultra finishes Bowing He(and mike) bead into the bakery. maybe we can buy a side along with a drink here to eat with our scorpion meat.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 28, 2018 21:15:11 GMT -5
Ultra
You bow to the dog. It thinks you're playing and tackles you.
After puppy time, you head into the bakery. A blonde woman, probably in her late 20's, is behind the counter. "Hello! How can I help you today?"
You notice a price list.
Bread - 50G
Cookie - 150G
Travel ration - 400G
Cake - 700G
JMAKATY
The guard bursts into flames and starts screaming. You almost immediately hear more guards coming.
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Post by Ultra on Apr 28, 2018 22:41:44 GMT -5
Wait. I don't think we can buy anything all we have is some chiten and some scorpion meat. Mike puts up the chiten "What can i buy with this. probably not much."
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 28, 2018 22:55:44 GMT -5
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) feigns panic, calling for help and attempting to convince the guard to Stop, Drop, and Roll.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 29, 2018 0:45:37 GMT -5
Ultra
"Er... I don't really have any use for this..." the woman says apologetically.
JMAKATY
The guard rolls around and the fire starts to die out. The other guards start looking around. One of them looks at you. "Did you see who did this?"
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Post by Ultra on Apr 29, 2018 11:09:08 GMT -5
"Well thats what I thought, Do you know anybody who does have a use for this?"
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 29, 2018 11:13:29 GMT -5
Ultra
"The merchants outside sometimes buy monster parts, though what they need and what they'll pay changes pretty often. Look for one tied to the Hunter's Guild," the woman suggests.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 29, 2018 13:57:09 GMT -5
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) claims ignorance.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 29, 2018 15:46:59 GMT -5
JMAKATY
Feigning ignorance works.
Then one of the guards transforms into a white dragon a bit over twice your size and blasts the flaming guard with icy breath.
Then he points at you and yells that you used some kind of demon-magic.
And then feigning ignorance no longer works.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 29, 2018 17:46:41 GMT -5
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) sighed. He had attempted to play by the mainstream's rules. Alas, the mainstream was once again, unwilling to cooperate, refusing to accept anything else, instead meeting it with open hostility.
Thomas Yorkshire (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) wagged its tail and set the guard aflame again as a distraction. Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) blazed it with another one of his secret-formula highs. His eyes dilated. His mind went blank. Until now, his mind was completely devoted to fulfilling his mission. Now, it was replaced with a single-minded desire to cleanse any filthy mainstreamers within sight. That dragon is a good start. With the rage of a thousand angry people, Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) jumped onto the dragon. It latched on and struggled with it until he was able to reach around its back and supplex the ****er onto another ****er.
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