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Post by CMPunkCMPunk on Jun 10, 2018 23:44:31 GMT -5
Song: S.W.A.K. by Luxury Elite Welcome, friends. I've invited all four of you, as well as anyone watching to the mall for so many reasons. It's dying, you know. Soon to be fully dead. Or not! Maybe if we have a good time in the mall, online shopping will fall out of vogue! It could happen. But what will happen is that one of you smart, saavy and quick Vitcon users will soon be in possession of 10 warm, freshly minted, glowing Vitcoins! And that's a nice prize. One I expect all of you to compete for. Hence the very first challenge of all. Smack the Buzzer! See attached pic for the tempting and happy buzzer button! Whoever shall be the first besides me to post in this thread shall determine the turn order of the following players in-game: Yasha mrfazz Dantalaan Craw Literally anyone can smack the buzzer! It doesn't even have to be a player of the game, but it can be. Just hit it and post listing what order you want the players to go in! Attachments:
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Post by Vitsheep on Jun 10, 2018 23:47:57 GMT -5
Book.
Fuzz, Crow, Dant, Yoshi.
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Post by CMPunkCMPunk on Jun 11, 2018 16:22:46 GMT -5
Ooh! That's a really good lineup! Leaving Yoshi last? Classic move! As is taking the second turn! Let Fuzz enjoy the heat of the first turn.
Now then, Mr. Fuzz. I won't just leave you alone in a paradise of tiled floors, glass fences and somewhat dated color schemes. I'll provide to the players a good old fashioned mall directory! Just follow it to go wherever you want to in search of the prize! But be careful, because unexpected things can happen at any spot in the mall! Once you've checked a spot in any of the stores, it'll be marked off on the directory! It couldn't be simpler, even though good or bad things could happen at any turn! Be ready to handle whatever you uncover!
1. Crow's Studio
-Crow's Rig
-Crow's Seat
-Crow's Browbeaten Interns
2. Yoshi's Island
-Super Happy Tree
-Poochy
-Fawful and Pixy
3. Malefio Cineplex
-Action Flick
-Porno
-Comedy
4. Justice's Photo Atelier
-MAKEUP!
-LIGHTS!
-MODEL!
5. Awkward's Restaurant
-Steak and Potato
-Pasta with Meatballs
-Milkshake
6. Pielover's Sanitarium
-Guards
-Padded Cell
-Rec Room
7. Fuzz's Cram School
-Lecture
-Smart Pills
-Osmosis Device
8. Punk's Wrestling Gym
-The Ring
-Weights and Stuff
-Showers
9. Digi's Gadget Pavilion
-Tablets
-Digivices
-Teledildonics
10. Dantalion's Adventurewear
-Leather
-Mail
-Plate
11. Bloodmancer's Hot Topic Ripoff
-Products With Edgy Slogans
-Vaguely Off-Mainstream TV Merchandise
-Fake Blood
12. Empire's “Dry Cleaners”
-Pick up dry cleaning
-Drop off dry cleaning
-Ask to see the back room
13. Ultra's Jewelry Joint
-Look at cheap stuff
-Look at expensive stuff
-Look at novelty stuff
14. Lost and Found
-Find some crap
-Drop off a load
-Bother the employee
Not many stores, as you can see! This will be a brutal and intense race! Choose a Spot Wisely, Fuzzbo!
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Jun 11, 2018 22:21:18 GMT -5
Find some crap in the Lost and Found.
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Post by CMPunkCMPunk on Jun 12, 2018 2:28:39 GMT -5
Ah, the Lost and Found! You think you might find the Vitcoins there? It's a bold move, one that I cannot personally speak to the effectiveness of. Well, it turns out that the Lost and Found is both barely staffed and barely lit. It's a dark, depressing corner of the mall attended by a teenager who looks more bored than even my average bored teenagers. Here is the lost and found box (see attached image). Inside there are a bunch of things. A WWE championship belt with the name "Son Goku" engraved into the front, some spooky looking bells, and even the circuitboard from an arcade machine. There are, unfortunately, no Vitcoins inside the box. Sorry, Charlie, but this isn't a winning pick! There is, however, a purple backpack with a flower on it, and that's pretty good. You nick it, because who wouldn't steal such a thing? It's not like whoever lost it is gonna come get it. 1. Crow's Studio-Crow's Rig -Crow's Seat -Crow's Browbeaten Interns 2. Yoshi's Island-Super Happy Tree -Poochy -Fawful and Pixy 3. Malefio Cineplex-Action Flick -Porno -Comedy 4. Justice's Photo Atelier-MAKEUP! -LIGHTS! -MODEL! 5. Awkward's Restaurant-Steak and Potato -Pasta with Meatballs -Milkshake 6. Pielover's Sanitarium-Guards -Padded Cell -Rec Room 7. Fuzz's Cram School-Lecture -Smart Pills -Osmosis Device 8. Punk's Wrestling Gym-The Ring -Weights and Stuff -Showers 9. Digi's Gadget Pavilion-Tablets -Digivices -Teledildonics 10. Dantalion's Adventurewear-Leather -Mail -Plate 11. Bloodmancer's Hot Topic Ripoff-Products With Edgy Slogans -Vaguely Off-Mainstream TV Merchandise -Fake Blood 12. Empire's “Dry Cleaners”-Pick up dry cleaning -Drop off dry cleaning -Ask to see the back room 13. Ultra's Jewelry Joint-Look at cheap stuff -Look at expensive stuff -Look at novelty stuff 14. Lost and Found-Find some crap-Drop off a load -Bother the employee mrfuzz's Junk: Purple Flower Backpack Attachments:
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Jun 12, 2018 9:14:47 GMT -5
Yoshi's Island, Super Happy Tree.
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Post by CMPunkCMPunk on Jun 12, 2018 13:47:46 GMT -5
Sorry if I wasn't clear. It's Crow'w turn to pick.
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Post by Vitsheep on Jun 12, 2018 13:55:08 GMT -5
Oh, OK.
I mean there's really only one option.
Get in the ring.
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Post by CMPunkCMPunk on Jun 14, 2018 4:54:43 GMT -5
Ooh, good choice! And by good choice I mean hideously bad choice! The scummy and abusive Bill Demott (see image) has knocked out the usual trainer, and is barking out orders and overworking the trainees past their limits. As soon as you step into the ring, he instantly turns toward your ass and starts screaming. You get in that ring? You can do a bunch of conditioning drills until you throw up, pass out, or your next turn comes! Sorry, Crow, I would never make such a thing happen to you personally, but Demott is a piece of garbage.
Dant, you're up!
1. Crow's Studio
-Crow's Rig
-Crow's Seat
-Crow's Browbeaten Interns
2. Yoshi's Island
-Super Happy Tree
-Poochy
-Fawful and Pixy
3. Malefio Cineplex
-Action Flick
-Porno
-Comedy
4. Justice's Photo Atelier
-MAKEUP!
-LIGHTS!
-MODEL!
5. Awkward's Restaurant
-Steak and Potato
-Pasta with Meatballs
-Milkshake
6. Pielover's Sanitarium
-Guards
-Padded Cell
-Rec Room
7. Fuzz's Cram School
-Lecture
-Smart Pills
-Osmosis Device
8. Punk's Wrestling Gym
-The Ring
-Weights and Stuff
-Showers
9. Digi's Gadget Pavilion
-Tablets
-Digivices
-Teledildonics
10. Dantalion's Adventurewear
-Leather
-Mail
-Plate
11. Bloodmancer's Hot Topic Ripoff
-Products With Edgy Slogans
-Vaguely Off-Mainstream TV Merchandise
-Fake Blood
12. Empire's “Dry Cleaners”
-Pick up dry cleaning
-Drop off dry cleaning
-Ask to see the back room
13. Ultra's Jewelry Joint
-Look at cheap stuff
-Look at expensive stuff
-Look at novelty stuff
14. Lost and Found
-Find some crap
-Drop off a load
-Bother the employee
mrfuzz's Junk: Purple Flower Backpack
Crow's Status: Being abused by a horrid man
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Tight Dan
New Game +
destroy al
Posts: 2,024 
Personal Rank: [ Beast Effector ]
Vitcoins: 81
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Post by Tight Dan on Jun 14, 2018 6:31:49 GMT -5
Hmm..... Let's go grab a milkshake
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Post by CMPunkCMPunk on Jun 16, 2018 4:35:46 GMT -5
Oh, I love milkshakes! And I especially love drinking them at nostalgic old-fashioned diner-style restaurants. You know, the sort that were popular in the romanticized ideal of the 1950s as presented by pop culture? That's what Awkward, who I will remind everyone is a bitchmade little kid, themed park of his restaurant like. There's even some fitting music playing!
As you are serenaded over the loudspeaker, and the extra-thick shake hits your taste buds, I ask a question: what flavor is your shake? This is very important.
Also, Yoshi, tis your turn.
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Tight Dan
New Game +
destroy al
Posts: 2,024
Personal Rank: [ Beast Effector ]
Vitcoins: 81
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Post by Tight Dan on Jun 16, 2018 4:52:02 GMT -5
Well as a shake coneseur I know simple flavors work best so in lue of the GOAT Ice Cream flavor (Strawberry Cheesecake) I'm going to go with mint chocolate chip
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2018 19:45:29 GMT -5
Welp lets go visit Fawful and Pixy.
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Post by CMPunkCMPunk on Jun 17, 2018 6:07:10 GMT -5
Interesting, Dant...
Yoshi, are you kidding me? You going to your own store to search for the Vitcoins? That's like the oldest trick in the Mall of Money book! Don't you know that I won the original Mall of Money, all those years ago by checking out a spot in the store themed after me? Because I did! And while I'd like to show you a picture of Fawful and Pixy together, when you arrive at your mid-mall Island it becomes obvious that they are NOT the Fawful and Pixy you expected. No, it's freaky looking covered character mascot versions of Fawful and Pixy! And they are staring you down silently, as if you had done something wrong to them personally.
Uh... Yeah. Fuzz, please pick a spot to search so I can leave Yoshi with the mascots. I don't like the look of them.
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Post by CMPunkCMPunk on Jun 21, 2018 7:58:02 GMT -5
mrfuzz111 Gotta make a choice if you wanna earn those Vitcoins and save the mall!
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