[Robin] Paper Smash Chapter 1: Nightmares in Orange Land

---Robin---

The Bronto Burts grab Robin and fly in the center of the rock spiral, saving a lot of climbing. Suddenly, they see five quadrupedal crocodiles with big mouths:

Klaptraps: "Klap! Klap! Klap!"

Marx: "What the hell are these things? They are not from Dreamland"

Blueberry Burt: "They are Captain Cruel's minions! Be careful!"

Simple question that could make the next post hilarious:

Do you land to attack or you keep flying?

---Robin---

Robin prepares a spell, while the Klaptraps turns towards him and begin to run... straight into the hole.

Marx: "Oh..."

Blueberry Burt: "Phew, that was easy!"

Marx: "Do we continue climbing?"

---Robin---

Robin flies upwards, until a rock roof blocks his path. He and his followers all land on the rock spiral, then go trough the hole at the top, leading to an alcove. There's explosives everywhere and three bipedal crocodiles placing them closer together.

There's some rocky stalagmites all around the room.

The weirdest thing though is a door in the middle of the room, leading to nowhere.

Marx whispers:

Marx: "They didn't see us! Maybe we could hide behind the stalagmites and eavesdrop a bit!"

Bluebeery Burt: "What's that door though?"

---Robin---

Robin and co all hide behind a stalagmite, and listen.

Kremling 1: "So, what are we doing again?"

Kremling 2: "We're preparing explosives to cause an eruption when the King gives us a signal!"

Kremling 1: "Oh right... So the lava kills those weird shadow guys!"

Kremling 2: "And to make the guardian comes out! It's supposed to guard a part of a legendary super weapon!"

Kremling 3: "But wait... Why are we on top of the volcano? Shouldn't we go down below to start an eruption?"

Kremling 1: "It's to let us have time to escape! The inventor has put something inside the explosive barrels so it does a chain reaction thingy and starts an eruption after a few minutes"

Kremling 3: "What? But... his inventions never work like they should!"

Kremling 2: "Are you questioning the King's plan?"

Kremling 3: "No, I'm sorry! Let's get back to..."

Suddenly, the door opens. A woman with a human shape comes out of it, she seems in a hurry. Her skin his white, her eyes yellow and her hair long and black.

: "Oh... Some crocodiles guys? Did you see a penguin king and a giant turtle?"

The three Kremlings looks at each other in confusion.

---Robin---

Robin carefully moves towards the explosives, as Marx just teleport behind them, after telling the Bronto Burts to stay hidden.

The woman is still talking to the Kremlings.

: "Wait a minute... Explosives? What are you trying to do here?"

Kremling 1: "We will cause an eruption to defeat our enemies if they go near the castle!"

: "Listen to me, you idiot reptiles. If you go trough with your plan, the entire island becomes lava, the unborn dies, you die, everyone dies. Now, give me the explosives, I'll bring them somewhere safe!"

Kremling 3: "I told you guys it was a bad idea!"

Kremling 2: "Shut up, we will go trough our King's plan!"

The woman suddenly winks at Robin:

: "I don't think that's your king's call anymore, not when Grima has his hands on your precious explosives... He'll probably kill us all by activating them, that's what he do I think. Now you guys will die because you're too stupid to look around you!"

Kremling 1: "Griwho? Are you attacking us?"

: "I don't attack, I just talk. I'll let you find out by yourself"

One of the Kremlings look at the explosive.

Kremling 3: "I... I don't see anyone..."

: "Too bad, because they see you!"