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Post by Malefio on Jan 5, 2021 8:05:18 GMT -5
You got a Natural 1. Will make you fail catastrophically, but the enemy will proceed to underestimate you.
Insert the Phantom Hourglass.
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Jan 5, 2021 18:35:54 GMT -5
You got a Phantom Eyeball! It’s not an invincible suit of armor capable of oneshotting people unfortunately, but this floating sentry will immediately alert you if they spot an enemy as long as they’re not standing in some sort of magical concealment and you’re in the same general area.
Insert a spell grimoire.
Inventory: Spirit Train, Ornament Disco Ball, X-Buster, Excalipoor
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2021 19:36:34 GMT -5
Out of the Vending Machine comes a book. And the book is empty? Geez the vending machine must be getting lazy.
Oh a note comes with the book. This is a random spell book. What it casts is completely by chance. You could deal huge damage to a foe or completely heal them. You could end up casting something really helpful for your friends. Or you could do something disastrous to your allies.
Who knows what this book is capable of?
You get a Random Spellbook.
(Geez the vending machine seems to be in a gambling mood.)
Breaks into the Vending Machines Palace and steals its treasure.
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Post by Tight Dan on Jan 6, 2021 6:39:24 GMT -5
You get a pile of quarters, what did you think a Vending MAchine's Treasure was?
Insert whatever's in Crow's pockets
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Post by Bloodmancer on Jan 6, 2021 10:13:34 GMT -5
You get a pile of quarters, what did you think a Vending MAchine's Treasure was? Insert whatever's in Crow's pockets The vending machine coughs up a a 30 kg 2 cm wide ball of lint... Why did crow have so much lint in his pockets?? Because he's a crow... Become the vending machine. |
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Post by Malefio on Jan 6, 2021 11:32:13 GMT -5
The Duplighosts are very impressed by your mimicry skills and one of them joins you!
Kick Bloodmancer The Vending Machine cause the bag of chips I asked of it is stuck.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2021 13:05:43 GMT -5
You get the bag of chips you asked for.
Turns out you kicked the real vending machine.
I know I did this out of order. But gives the Vending Machine a calling card. Telling it that I am about to steal it's distorted desires.
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Post by Malefio on Jan 13, 2021 14:09:51 GMT -5
You got Nightmare Fuel, that's a distorted dream for you!
You can now turn any scene into pure horror.
Asks the Machine for forgiveness
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Post by Tight Dan on Jan 13, 2021 20:30:43 GMT -5
You receive Humility this handy little tactic makes anyone forgive you.....once
Insert a discarded Chess Board
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Post by Ultra on Jan 16, 2021 12:45:31 GMT -5
You got a Pawnman. it's a Pawn as a living thing!
Insert a Yu-Gi-Poop meme card
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2021 5:54:42 GMT -5
Don't know what that is? But you want to know what I do know. (Sorry early morning can't think.)
Out of the machine pops out the one, the only, Blue Eyes White Dragon.
You obtain the Blue Eyes White Dragon. Few have encountered this might beast and have lived to tell about it.
Inserts hype for Mario 3d world + Bowser's Fury.
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Mar 6, 2022 17:45:30 GMT -5
You got Plessie! This friendly dino may not look like much, but as long as you don’t need to make any sharp turns then it can really get moving.
Insert a reassurance that yes, I still remember the vending machine exists even if it hasn’t been used in a while.
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Post by Ultra on Mar 6, 2022 20:03:44 GMT -5
Out Prints a Piece of Paper with an image of Ultra's Youtube channel. It seems like it hasn't seen any new uploads in a while
Insert a dying Brand
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Post by VitPoyoroth on Mar 7, 2022 7:31:39 GMT -5
out pops Pit from Kid Icarus uprising. Well it has been since uprising since the series received any sort of love.
Inserts a bottle of Ram Wine.
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Post by Malefio on Mar 7, 2022 12:23:31 GMT -5
You get Ball'N'Chain maid or something, I don't know, I never watched RE:Zero
Insert a whole appartment.
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