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Post by Awkward on Jan 18, 2016 21:15:44 GMT -5
Look this kid is boring to listen to so I'm already outside walking around
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Post by Just14 on Jan 18, 2016 21:24:51 GMT -5
You head outside and look around. It's a pretty town. There are lights around and it seems there are a ton of shops. Past the town there are wide open plains. From behind you can hear Just running toward you and yelling at you. "DID YOU LEAVE WHILE I WAS TALKING TO YOU!? HOW RUDE! GET BACK HERE!"
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Post by Awkward on Jan 18, 2016 21:30:03 GMT -5
Yell at Just.
"Yooooooooo! I wanna check out THIS shop! Get over here and buy me something nice, okay!"
Let's check out the nearest shop.
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Post by Just14 on Jan 18, 2016 21:35:04 GMT -5
"Huh?" You head to the nearest shop and point to it. "You want me to buy you...women's underwear...?"
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Post by Awkward on Jan 18, 2016 21:37:03 GMT -5
"Gotta keep the wives lookin' sharp, amirite?" Nudge him and wink.
"This job's all yours, buddy! Head in there and make me proud!"
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Post by Just14 on Jan 18, 2016 21:38:20 GMT -5
"Where did your eye go...? And NO, I am NOT going into an underwear store! That's like the free porn store! NO!"
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Post by Awkward on Jan 18, 2016 21:44:14 GMT -5
"My eye...? Aw man, this happens every Thursday... I'll shake it off.
What if they have one of those BOMBS, though? You never know. If you don't check, you'll always let your standards get in the way of your goal. Gotta do a little dirty work once in a while, y'hear me?"
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Post by Just14 on Jan 18, 2016 21:50:42 GMT -5
"...! You're right! There might be a sphere somewhere in that porn studio! I gotta do this for the chance at going home! If I don't come back...I want you to know...your eye is disgusting. Please cover that up. HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Just then charges into the women's underwear store. A few minutes later, he walks out and gives you a bra. "Turns out there weren't any spheres in there...but I did lose my dignity somewhere inside that store."
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Post by Awkward on Jan 18, 2016 21:53:41 GMT -5
Examine the bra and shoot it back into the store like a slingshot, sighing.
"Sorry, kid. You can't win 'em all. How about we check the eye doctor next... I've bled so much that I'm standing in a mini-puddle of blood at this point. Look."
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Post by Just14 on Jan 18, 2016 22:01:39 GMT -5
"That's...disgusting. Here, I know a guy that can help you with that. Follow me." Just takes you over to some sort of steampunk building. He heads inside and calls out for someone. "Mech! Are you home?" A dinosaur creature looks up from some sort of mechanical thing he's working on at Just.
"Yes! Hold on, I'm finishing this."
"This is Mech. He's a master in making machines! He always wears that mechanical suit. Hey Mech, this guy needs help with his nasty eye!"
"Oh...I think I can fix that. Here."
"Alright, put this on." Just hands you what looks like an eyepatch. "Now you can be a pirate. This thing probably has cool laser features or something!"
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Post by Awkward on Jan 18, 2016 22:05:42 GMT -5
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THIS IS JUST AN EYEPATCH
I WANT MY EYE BACK DAMMIT
I ALREADY HAVE COOL LASERS
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
it's an okay eyepatch
i can get used to this eyepatch
kewl
Okay kid, you make a point. Now let's loot this place for a bomb!"
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Post by Just14 on Jan 18, 2016 22:18:01 GMT -5
"Hey, Mech, have you seen any Spheres?"
"Hmm?"
"Like this." Just shows Mech his Sphere.
"I don't believe so."
"It isn't flashing so...there must not be one in here."
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Post by Awkward on Jan 18, 2016 22:20:30 GMT -5
"Ugggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Know any more suspicious people's houses to raid? HEY DINOSAUR. You're suspicious as of now. You better pay that protection money by tonight, you hear?" *leave*
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Post by Just14 on Jan 18, 2016 22:22:54 GMT -5
"What the...?" Just follows you out. "Hey, you have a Sphere. Where did you get yours?"
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Post by Awkward on Jan 18, 2016 22:34:08 GMT -5
"I dunno. Before you stopped me from getting my REWARD, I was up on some building in some ravaged city holding it. Thattttttttttt's about it, really."
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