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Post by Just14 on Oct 5, 2016 10:04:47 GMT -5
When Malefio tells you this thing had a planned storyline
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Post by Malefio on Oct 5, 2016 10:15:00 GMT -5
When Malefio tells you this thing had a planned storyline (It's more like a bunch of ideas, like X choice leads to Y, but sauce thieves were not a thing until now xd And considering how The Protagonist works, I have no choice but to make the sauce thieves exist)
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Post by Malefio on Oct 13, 2016 7:55:23 GMT -5
You stand up, indignated. You flex again to prove how perfect your muscles are.
You are ready to take on the sauce thieves...
Are you?
A) "HELL YEAH I AM! LET'S INVESTIGATE THAT KITCHEN!" B) "Hmm... Maybe I should equip myself first..." C) "I wonder how the battle against the space centipedes is going." D) "SOLDIER! Please kill me!" E) "EXPLOSIONS!!!" (x6)
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Post by Just14 on Oct 13, 2016 8:29:16 GMT -5
A
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Post by Ultra on Oct 13, 2016 10:17:24 GMT -5
A
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Post by Malefio on Oct 14, 2016 12:18:08 GMT -5
You go inside the kitchen armed with only your underwear. You open the sauce cabinets. They are indeed empty.
Something is scuttering on the floor. You can't see it, but you can hear it laughing.
A) Laugh harder B) Intimidate (with your abs) C) Throw one of your soldier D) Die E) EXPLOSIONS!!! (x6)
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Post by Just14 on Oct 14, 2016 12:31:09 GMT -5
A and B
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Oct 14, 2016 17:02:55 GMT -5
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Post by Malefio on Oct 19, 2016 11:04:08 GMT -5
You let out an intimidating laugh, while menacingly doing sit-ups.
Something is running away. It's fast and transports a can of sauce.
A) Chase it by rolling B) Send your soldiers after him C) Have the pilot do some barrel rolls D) Die E) EXPLOSIONS!!! (x6)
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Post by Ultra on Oct 19, 2016 11:25:34 GMT -5
A
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Post by Just14 on Oct 19, 2016 12:35:14 GMT -5
A
BEWARE MY ROLLS OF JUSTICE
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Oct 21, 2016 8:08:58 GMT -5
ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND In other words, A.
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Post by Malefio on Oct 21, 2016 8:16:36 GMT -5
You expertly roll after the tiny laughing creature, while your soldiers take out some rating cards and wrote 10 on it before showing it to you.
You almost catch the sauce thief, but it escapes in a mouse hole... (which is inside a spaceship)
A) Roll through and break that wall B) Use minimize C) Intoxicate them D) Intoxicate yourself (Die) E) EXPLOSIONS!!! (x6)
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Post by Just14 on Oct 21, 2016 8:20:38 GMT -5
B
IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE
(On a lesser note, why would getting drunk make us die?)
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Post by Malefio on Oct 21, 2016 8:24:50 GMT -5
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