Swaltzer's Army Vs. The Guardians

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Swaltzer's snail army prepares for battle, getting their many defenses ready. This is their final defense against the assault of the enemy. Off in the distance, he can see them fast approaching. A blizzard coming in by sea. The ground being torn apart and set ablaze by land. The skies blackening with heavy clouds as a tornado touches down onto the earth.



The first line of defense, the land group, goes off to defend the base. The Basic Snails all stand and shoot fire beams and tea at Phoenix, but the flaming hot stuff, just seems to make him stronger. He starts blasting away at enemies, causing large pillars of fire to burst out of the ground everywhere. The boiler and elevator snails just can't do anything as all the enemies are far too large to even use their tricks on! Many snails are set on fire and explode from flames, but a group rises to the challenge to fight. The Boiling Snails come in and start to spray boiling hot water on Phoenix. He appears to be damaged from the water and the group closes in on him, pushing him back. Is Phoenix going to fall already!?



The earth shakes powerfully before a large crack is formed beneath the snails and they all fall down, being crushed up and eaten by the ground itself. The Twin Lions come running in to help out Phoenix and battle the snails as well. More snails come in to attack, firing tea at Phoenix, but the Twin Lions cover him and seem resistant to the tea! Blue starts tearing apart enemies with his claws and fangs while Green supports Phoenix and Blue with healing spells. Phoenix isn't a pushover either though. He creates flames that rain down on the enemies from the sky. The smoke from the goth snails doesn't seem to affect him much as they start to act angsty and tell him that it's not a phase, it's the real them. Phoenix screeches before causing explosions around the snails and destroying them. The obnoxious kid snails run around, hitting the Guardians with scissors, but are kicked into a volcanic crag by the lions. The lollipop snails run in, smashing the Guardians and actually doing some damage to them, but their lollipops start to melt as Phoenix creates a heat wave, making the liquid hot lollipops fall on and burn the snails to death. Saltine Snails start rapid firing salt at the guardians. The small grains of salt being launched at high speeds seem to hurt pretty badly, but the Guardians continue on, attacking. If it weren't for the healing from Green, the salt might have been powerful enough to damage them heavily, but that damage is quickly healed. The snails don't seem to have a way to stop them from healing and panic, throwing out the jackhammer and i phone snails. The jackhammer snails seem to go crashing through the ground as they hammer around though. The i phone snails are also easily bent and snapped in half by the Guardians as they are physically powerful. It's time to send out a more powerful force. The Tank Snail is brought in as it starts to shoot powerful mortars at the Guardians. These seem much more effective. The Guardians try fighting back, but it seems the Tank Snail is more resistant to these elemental attacks. They start to get weakened and the Twin Lions and Phoenix fall, collapsing to the ground. Victory! Wait...Phoenix and the Twin Lions are enveloped in flames as they stand back up and are revived. They both rush the Tank Snail before blasting the insides full of attacks. It seems that those piloting the snail have been defeated. The two lay waste to another large group of ground snails and continue to approach the base.



Meanwhile, in the air, the flying snails with their wright brothers type wings fly towards the Guardian of Thunder. Tiamat flies through the skies, as the long and winding dragon spirals around, roaring. She then calls down a powerful tornado that flat out rips apart the snails before continuing to move onward toward the base. Oh boy, this can't be good. That was a short fight. It seems the air units were no match for the powerful weather!



The Water Guardian runs across the ocean, freezing the very surface of it as she goes. With no snails on the water to stop her, she approaches the base fast. It seems nothing is getting in her way.



The Twin Lions and Phoenix arrive at the front of the base, ready to do battle. They approach quickly with the gatling tea gun firing at them, but they seem to ignore it and heal for the most part before a giant flame blast blows it up. The vats of boiling tea start to pour down, ready to claim the two, but both suddenly freeze over entirely. A wolf rushes past them and howls as a powerful blizzard comes in and nearly all the defenses are frozen over. The sprinklers try to activate, but are frozen completely in ice. Large gates start to open up as Beliebers pour out, but fire, rocks, and ice all blast them down. It seems they were no match for the Guardians. Things are starting to get desperate as Swaltzer himself comes out of the base to defend it himself, armed with the best weaponry in the while snail army. He prepares to shoot down the Guardians, but vines snare around him and hold him down to the ground before the ground around him starts to raise up in the air. In fact, his entire base and the land mass it was on is floating up into the air. A giant spell circle appears in the sky as well as a meteor begins to come through it, covered in flames. The entire base and everything around it is covered in ice completely and frozen thoroughly through. Then all at once, all of the attacks strike. The floating land falls to the ground as the meteor smashes into it and the ice bursts apart, sending shattering pieces everywhere before a giant tornado comes in and sweeps everything that is left of Swaltzer and his army and tears it to shreds before lightning falls from the sky and burns away the lands his base once was on.

KO!

Nothing is left of Swaltzer's base or the mountain it was once on.

The Guardians have won.

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