Post by pielover19 on Jun 14, 2016 21:53:41 GMT -5
News has spread around that a new propaganda group has been trying to topple the Fuhrer in Berlin. This will not be tolerated. Slander of the name of the Fuhrer is a criminal offense.
Two SS officers were dispatched to the location that was thought to be the gathering of this group. The disguised officers found out that the group was Jewish, and spoke out against the leader for his Ani-Semitism. The SS Officers almost sympathized with the group, rethinking their ideas of politics and their morals. Did they really want Hitler to be in power?
However, the Fuhrer has options.
(PLAYER CHOICE)
A. Let the officers go. I am a horrible dictator, after all.
B. Have a chat with the officers, using propaganda to direct them more to the values of the Reich.
C. Send in more agents to kill the Jews, but have some hardcore brainwashing sessions for the agents.
D. Send in more agents to kill everyone.
E. Capture the agent's families. Threaten to kill them if the Jewish group is not exterminated.
F. Send in officers to catch the two agents. Get their entire families in front of them, and slowly chop away their bodies, letting birds eat part of it. Gouge out their eyeballs and pull out their spines. However, give them stitches and continue to torture. Leave them as useless husks, with absolutely no way of communicating with anyone. They will be a financial burden to their families and eventually euthanized after they start forgetting what they were before their vegetable state, only thinking of them as a burden. Let the families throw the bodies out and let the two men rot in a dumpster somewhere. However, after about a day of rotting, send SS officers to retrieve them. After that, rebuild them as human beings with the most up to date technology. Then, MAKE THEM COMMIT EVERY CRIME THAT WOULD ALLOW THEM TO NOT GO TO HEAVEN BUT HELL IN EVERY POSSIBLE RELIGION, SO THEY WILL SUFFER FOR ETERNITY FOR SYMPATHIZING WITH THE DIRTY JEWS!
Of course, the obvious option is F.
Then, right before they die of being eaten alive by birds, you have to nail the pun!
Here's the one I came up with " You show that sympathizing with Jews comes at a great HOLOCOST!"
Cue laugh track, and hot German women with lots of cleavage surrounding Hitler In a speedo. Fade to black.
Two SS officers were dispatched to the location that was thought to be the gathering of this group. The disguised officers found out that the group was Jewish, and spoke out against the leader for his Ani-Semitism. The SS Officers almost sympathized with the group, rethinking their ideas of politics and their morals. Did they really want Hitler to be in power?
However, the Fuhrer has options.
(PLAYER CHOICE)
A. Let the officers go. I am a horrible dictator, after all.
B. Have a chat with the officers, using propaganda to direct them more to the values of the Reich.
C. Send in more agents to kill the Jews, but have some hardcore brainwashing sessions for the agents.
D. Send in more agents to kill everyone.
E. Capture the agent's families. Threaten to kill them if the Jewish group is not exterminated.
F. Send in officers to catch the two agents. Get their entire families in front of them, and slowly chop away their bodies, letting birds eat part of it. Gouge out their eyeballs and pull out their spines. However, give them stitches and continue to torture. Leave them as useless husks, with absolutely no way of communicating with anyone. They will be a financial burden to their families and eventually euthanized after they start forgetting what they were before their vegetable state, only thinking of them as a burden. Let the families throw the bodies out and let the two men rot in a dumpster somewhere. However, after about a day of rotting, send SS officers to retrieve them. After that, rebuild them as human beings with the most up to date technology. Then, MAKE THEM COMMIT EVERY CRIME THAT WOULD ALLOW THEM TO NOT GO TO HEAVEN BUT HELL IN EVERY POSSIBLE RELIGION, SO THEY WILL SUFFER FOR ETERNITY FOR SYMPATHIZING WITH THE DIRTY JEWS!
Of course, the obvious option is F.
Then, right before they die of being eaten alive by birds, you have to nail the pun!
Here's the one I came up with " You show that sympathizing with Jews comes at a great HOLOCOST!"
Cue laugh track, and hot German women with lots of cleavage surrounding Hitler In a speedo. Fade to black.