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Post by Ultra on Jun 24, 2016 21:48:32 GMT -5
This is if Sao had a slightly different story
F1 Random ass field:
Mike is getting his ass beat by a pig
Rix: "wow getting your ass beat by a pig"
Mike: "F**K YOU THATS LIKE A PIG FROM HELL"
Rix: "really?"
Rix throws a pebble at it and it dies
ACTION TIME:
a) My god....
b) See you suck!
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Jun 24, 2016 22:04:13 GMT -5
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Post by Just14 on Jun 24, 2016 22:04:13 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2016 22:29:22 GMT -5
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Post by Ultra on Jun 25, 2016 2:21:36 GMT -5
(Ill just RNG this one.
Rng says A. So ill do A.)
Rix: "my god...i discovered the most powerfull weapon in the game!"
Mike: "stop"
Rix: "the mighty pebble of pig smiting!"
Mike: "please stop"
Rix: "*deep breath*"
Mike: "oh god no"
Rix: "as you see. This pebble was forged by the great fire god and....."
*5 Hours later*
Rix: "so then the pebble was sealed away only to be awakened once again to aid heroes"
Mike: "are you done?"
Rix: "yes. May the pebble live on"
Mike: "i have a feeling you get beat up a lot in real life"
Rix: "SHUT UP. THEY HAD MORE POWER"
Mike: "Riiight. Look i have a pizza coming so thanks on the quick tutorial on pig slaying...and the not so quick tutorial on....rocks. 'Rixteen'"
rix: "no problem i had fun talking to you. 'BallsDeep69'"
Mike: "Hehe thats just a joke name. you know a character to dick around with while i get the hang of the game. im going to make my real character later"
rix: "oh no...i get it"
Action time:
A) so...your pizza?
B) say nothing in awkwardness
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2016 2:28:49 GMT -5
B you had me at awkwardness....
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Post by Malefio on Jun 25, 2016 7:40:36 GMT -5
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Post by Just14 on Jun 25, 2016 9:30:05 GMT -5
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Post by Ultra on Jun 25, 2016 10:42:37 GMT -5
Rix: "..."
Mike: "..."
Rix: "..."
Mike: "..."
Rix: "..."
Mike: "well.....logging out.....hey rix uhh total new question but how do i log out?"
Rix: "are you serious man?"
Mike: "come on its nerve gear. i cant Alt F4 this s**t"
Rix: "fine fine its right....here??"
Mike: "oh thanks players guide"
rix: "no its here but its just blank"
Mike: "there is something Scrolling across mine. 'hahahah ha ha ha haha ah hahaha hahahaha'"
Rix: "i get it"
Mike: "no wait there is one more....ha"
Rix: "Riveting"
Mike: "no worries. ill just pull the nerve gear off like *SO*"
Mike attempts to pull the nerve gear off
Action time:
A) Dumbass
B) It wont work like that
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Post by Malefio on Jun 25, 2016 10:58:57 GMT -5
(Huh? What?)
A?
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Post by Just14 on Jun 25, 2016 11:04:05 GMT -5
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Post by Ultra on Jun 25, 2016 11:44:40 GMT -5
Rix: "hey dumbass it doesn't work that way. the nerve gear disables your motor functions so you dont move around wile you play. didn't you see all of those videos of the beta testers?.....so many lawsuits"
Mike: "do you feel tingly?"
Mike a Rix teleport to the starting town
Rix: "no. why"
other people are being teleported into the first town
there is a red hexagon in the Sky
Mike: "what the hell is that?"
Rix: "well Ballsy i believe the locals call it a 'Hex-a-gon?' i dont think im pronouncing that correctly. i better check back with you"
Mike: "f**k off"
Rix: "annnnd the Sky is bleeding"
Mike: "Wow they are really working for that M rating"
Random girl?: "oh my god what is going on"
random guy?: "dont worry baby ill protect you"
the blood turned into a guy
Random person: "oh its a person"
?: "hello everyone i am Kayaba Akihiko. head programmer"
Kayaba: "welcome to the unparalleled online Experience that is sword art onl-"
people are yelling complaints to Kayaba
Kayaba: "yea- yes its nice talking to you people. ok ill just turn off the chat he- *beep*"
Mike: "do you think he realized that he just muted himself?"
Rix: "Give him a minute"
Kayaba: "*beep* ok i realized what happened there its very funny but now...serious time. how many of you have seen tron?"
Action time:
A) *Stay quiet*
B) I have!
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Post by Malefio on Jun 25, 2016 11:48:42 GMT -5
C) I've seen Tron: Evolution! Does that count?
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Post by Just14 on Jun 25, 2016 12:41:35 GMT -5
It's kinda funny because our SAO was nothing like this :P
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2016 12:54:43 GMT -5
C) Star wars was better.... or so I heard
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Post by Ultra on Jun 25, 2016 13:35:11 GMT -5
Rix: "i seen Tron: Evolution. star wars is better"
Kayaba: "wh- Seriously? NONE of you have seen Tron? F**k i was really hoping on that. no problem i can wing this. Much like the World of warcraft none of you are here by choice anymore. unlike in WoW however you are being held captive by me. not by the need to escape your empty F**king lives. there is no way to log out of Sword art online and if someone on the outside world attempts to log you out be removing your nerve gear well....have anyone seen Scanners? Scanners...its a movie and....*Sigh* ok watch this"
Kayaba: "Ok that was from scanners. basically that will happen"
Most people in the Audience gasp
Kayaba: "finally seeing some gears turning. we're making progress"
Steven: "Why would you do such a thing?"
Kayaba: "Steven? Steven is that you? Steven! how is that advanced coffee machine?"
Steven: "im playing with my family!"
Kayaba: "ohh thats right...happy birthday timmy!"
Timmy: "*Cries*"
Kayaba: "ahh they grow up so fast cherish these moments Steven. Cherish these moments.....well anyway the only way to stop the nerve gear from going all galigar on your gray matter is to go though castle aincrad and beat Sword art online"
Action time:
A) you want us to beat an MMO?
B) whats so bad about that?
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