The Origin

C) Update Vitcon instead.

(I RNGed this. i got A)

Rix: "So. you want us to beat an MMO?"

Kayaba: "Essentially."

Rix: "F**K YOU"

Kayaba: "whoa seeing some Hostility here. dont appreciate it."

Rix: "well honestly when was the last time you heard of someone beating song summoner?"

Kayaba: "when was the last time you heard of someone PLAYING song summoner?"

Rix: "....thats fair"

Kayaba: "anyhoo for you guys who wanted to play as girls? well you know who you are... i got a surprise for you!

Everyone Recivces a Mirror item and shows everyone's real appearance

Mike: "...rix?.."

Rix: "Hmm?"

Random Guy 1: "Your not a girl!"

Random Guy 2: "and your not 17!"

Random Guy 1: "...im OK with this"

Random Guy 2: "me too!"

Mike: "You looks so....young"

Rix: "and you look less hairy Balls"

Mike: "My name is mike!."

Rix: "Heh no its not"

Kayaba: "so i have torn away the petty Facades and show the world who you truly are!...Barely attractive twenty-somethings. apparently...good for you! kinda undermines the whole 'cold light of day' thing i had planned.. but still im not going to break down Stereotypes...except you fatty. im bringing it down the curb...oh one more thing. i should mention if your health points Reaches 0. your real bodies Perish as well."

Random guy 3: "what?"

Kayaba: "ok if you die in the game. you die for real"

Random guy 3: "what?"

Kayaba: "Really?...ok sometimes things are born...the live and then thye stop....FOREVER"

Random guy 3: ".....what?"

Kayaba: *sigh*



Random guy 3: "OH MY GOD. IF WE DIE IN THE GAME WE DIE FOR REAL!!!"

Kayaba: "i better keep that Tabbed. and now i bid you...adeu....OH LAST THING. I disabled the profanity Filter.....Have fun with that~"

Kayaba disappears in a big poof sound

Random guy 3: "........WE'RE FUCKED"

-Later-

ACTION TIME:
A) "Balls i need your help"
B) "hey lets go"