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Post by mrfuzz111 on Jun 23, 2016 20:39:08 GMT -5
Thundaga Rain.
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Post by Malefio on Jun 23, 2016 21:59:14 GMT -5
Thunderbolts starts raining down from the sky, as the Cactuzard spins around again. King Boo makes spike falls on him, while Delibird throws explosive presents.
All the water from the cactuzards comes out of it, but with a slow flow instead of in a blast. The lizard becomes normal sized, as Treblig puts him in a cage.
He then seem to punish him in reptile language.
Computer Voice: "Analysis. Mission complete for real this time.
Sending party back to The Vortex."
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Post by Malefio on Jul 6, 2016 20:24:18 GMT -5
---Hitler and Trump---
Hitler and Trump appear in front of the school. As they look behind themselves, they can see the holograms dismantling their camps in the distance.
There seems to be lizards stragglers in the courtyard, but they don't actually seem hostile.
Trump and Hitler are near the front door. There's also a bunch of windows giving view of classrooms. All the windows are closed though.
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Post by pielover19 on Jul 6, 2016 20:32:10 GMT -5
Trump buys a tomahawk and throws it in the window. Then, Hitler and Trump use propellers to get inside.
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Post by Malefio on Jul 6, 2016 20:37:38 GMT -5
Trump throws a Tomahawk into a window, then buys two propeller. They fly inside a classroom with 20 Paul's duplicates.
Duplicates: "Hi! Are you our teachers? What are you gonna teach us today?"
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Post by pielover19 on Jul 6, 2016 20:38:20 GMT -5
" I'm going to teach you on how to make America Great Again!"
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Post by Malefio on Jul 6, 2016 20:42:32 GMT -5
Suddenly, Paul enters the room. You can tell it's the real one, because he has red eyes.
Paul: "I disagree! I AM THE REAL TEACHER!"
All the duplicates fall off their chairs out of surprise.
Duplicates: "What? How can this be!"
Paul: "To prove it! I'll teach them how to make America great again and I'll be better than you!
Now, shall I begin or you want to do the honors?"
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Post by pielover19 on Jul 6, 2016 20:44:13 GMT -5
" You begin, you scumbag!"
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Post by Malefio on Jul 6, 2016 20:48:48 GMT -5
(PS: I never played Phoenix Wright, but thought something from that game would be a fitting music for this scene)
Paul: "Ha! Let's see you beat this:
To make America great again, we just let everyone be corrupted by Virus. Everyone will be equal and actually have superpowers. Everyone wants superpowers, so this is the best idea ever.
And with superpowers, America will win even more wars and everyone will be scared of the country. Fear is power.
Let us all be one!!!!"
The duplicates applaud.
Paul: "Your turn loser!!!"
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Post by pielover19 on Jul 6, 2016 21:07:40 GMT -5
Trump has a skeptical look throughout the speech.
" Now, tell me, how do we know if the Virus is American? How do we know that he isn't a Muslim? HE DOES NOT HAVE A BIRTH CERTIFICATE! Do you want to let a Muslim into your body? Next thing you know, you'll be raping little girls and goats and blowing yourself up in the name of Saudi-Arabia! Tell me, class, DO YOU WANT TO UNCONTROLLABLY RAPE GOATS? Plus, The Virus is a weakling. He bows down to anyone who hands him a few bucks and compromises our freedoms! Do you want to be a goat raper without any Constitutional Rights? I thought so.
To Make America Great Again, we will bring back jobs. Everyone is going to have an amazing job, and with those jobs comes tax dollars, and with those dollars comes a better millitary. Our current leadership is the same, and The Virus, like all other Liberals, will take away all of our rights! You won't be able to critisize any minority! You will be ridiculed because of your race and it will be justified by Politcal Correctness! Also, The Virus might give you superpowers, but he gets inside of you and turns you into a Muslim. So, I have the greatest scientists, and they are the greatest, currently giving superpowers to the people of New York for free. No corruption, no sudden urges to fuck a goat, just plain old superpowers. If you vote for me instead of Putrid Paul, you will have everything The Virus has promised along with your god given rights. Plus, I have the best plans, and a Beatiful First Lady that will be the best in office. Does the Virus have a First Lady? That's right, he doesn't. Let's MAGA!"
Trump throws around MAGA merchandise.
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Post by Malefio on Jul 6, 2016 21:13:46 GMT -5
(I thought this mission was stupid, but now I love it!
I'm going to sleep though, so I'll write Paul's response tomorrow night.)
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