Awkward
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Post by Awkward on Jun 27, 2016 22:00:06 GMT -5
Tab: "I'm not exactly the biggest fan of Karl either. All he's done is eat pop tarts and endanger our lives. I would really appreciate a change in your attitude, Karl."
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Post by Just14 on Jun 27, 2016 22:03:04 GMT -5
"So are we gonna go fight stuff or stand around here complaining about Karl? Because I just got a shiny new weapon and I want to shoot things with it."
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Post by Awkward on Jun 27, 2016 22:04:28 GMT -5
Tab: "I'd rather just go gain some battle experience first. I'll go too."
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Post by Ultra on Jun 27, 2016 22:06:24 GMT -5
"allright so we have a game plan"
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Post by Just14 on Jun 27, 2016 22:07:56 GMT -5
(You guys can decide where you go and who you go with. If you're all in large groups, you're more likely to attract giant monsters that are too strong for you to fight, so be careful of group size.)
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Post by Awkward on Jun 27, 2016 22:11:08 GMT -5
Tab: "Alright, so uh... How about me and Laura and Rix and like one other person? That way we're not making too big of a group."
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Post by pielover19 on Jun 27, 2016 22:30:57 GMT -5
"Let's see. You dragged us into some world hell bent on killing us all, you tried to get a bunch of ferrets to kill us, and you nearly killed everyone with dinosaurs. Then you didn't even care at all and whined about pop tarts like a whiny little baby. I WONDER WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU." " I didn't drag any of you guys into anything. Like Julia said, you and Tom wanted to confirm the rumors, and I just tagged along! Sure, I led you guys to the portal, but I was the only one who didn't voluntarily go in there! Everyone else went on their own, while you kicked me INTO THE PORTAL! The ferrets never tried to kill anyone but me, because they chose to steal my pop-tarts! Nobody steals my poptarts! Also, I never "nearly killed everyone with dinosaurs". I got myself into that mess, and YOU along with EVERYONE ELSE decided to help me! Also, I didn't care because it isn't my problem! The people who went into the portal didn't go because of me, they went because they wanted to! I CANNOT CONTROL WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO! People decided to help destroy those dinosaurs instead of letting me die because THEY WANTED TO. People decided to go into the portal because THEY WANTED TO. Once again, I CANNOT CONTROL WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO! In fact, the only person who was dragged into this was me! I was the only one who didn't voluntarily go into this world, because you kicked me into it! THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO BLAME ME FOR OTHER PEOPLE MAKING CHOICES THAT COULD HAVE HURT THEM ASTONISHES ME." |
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Post by Just14 on Jun 27, 2016 22:35:26 GMT -5
"Just shut up. Nobody cares about what you have to say."
"...Can we leave sometime before tomorrow?"
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Post by pielover19 on Jun 27, 2016 22:43:02 GMT -5
" Yeah Laura, just dismiss my valid argument! Why don't you take this pop-tart,"
Karl brings out a chocolate pop tart from his pocket.
" AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR..."
(The ending of that sentence was censored by the Vitcon association of "Don't take it too far, bro" because Karl just did just that with extremely, and I mean extremely graphic language that you couldn't even hear in an A rated video game. The ESRB literally needed to make a new level of rating just because of what Karl said.)
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Post by Just14 on Jun 27, 2016 22:46:07 GMT -5
"WELL. Why didn't you just SAY you wanted to die!?" Laura punches Karl in the face and he gets a nosebleed since his powers just make him worse at resisting attacks. He's also got a bruise on his face. She also broke his pop tarts. It seems they sacrificed themselves to protect their master.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2016 22:47:16 GMT -5
Hey Tab if you don't mind I would like to come with you
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Post by Awkward on Jun 27, 2016 22:53:14 GMT -5
Tab: "Yeahyeahwhateverthatsoundsgreatrightnowmorganletsgoguysssssssssssss!"
Tab tries to pull Laura away and then leave quickly.
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Post by pielover19 on Jun 27, 2016 22:55:42 GMT -5
Karl drops to the ground.
" MY TART COLLECTION! Not cool, witch! First, you accused me of something and I made a valid argument. Then, you dismissed my valid argument and I expressed my hatred towards people like you who dismiss valid arguments. THEN YOU RESPOND WITH DESTROYING MY FAVORITE THING AND MAKING ME BLEED! I wouldn't have minded if you didn't make a good argument against me and instead insulted me, but you resorted to violence! I'm pretty sure everyone can agree you took it too far."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2016 22:57:51 GMT -5
Morgan helps Tab with Laura before she goes Mafia ferret on Karl
(Surprised nobody brought up the fact that Morgan was able to weild a blade like it was no big deal and actually went charging towards the allies of Karl the Dino things....)
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Post by Just14 on Jun 27, 2016 23:04:30 GMT -5
Tab and Morgan hastily drag Laura away before she can murder Karl. He just sort of screams in his pile of crumbled tarts. Rix decides to follow Tab and Morgan too. Tom just quietly walks away while nobody is looking.
(So where are you guys headed? The tree? The pond? The flower garden? The open fields?)
"THAT LITTLE ROTTEN POP TART EATING TWIG IS GONNA GET IT WHEN I SEE HIM NEXT! LEMME GO!"
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