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Bloodmancer
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Madness Untold (A completely unserious CYOA) Aug 4, 2016 23:29:12 GMT -5 via Tapatalk

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Post by Bloodmancer on Aug 4, 2016 23:29:12 GMT -5

You are sleeping after a long hard day at work, when your light turns on without warning.

As it turns out a massive inverted face has appeared near the far right corner of your wall, away from your bed. It seems to have replaced a section were the yellowing wallpaper was peeling away.

The face then speaks in a deep, demanding voice. It threatens to spray eye liquid on your things if you don't feed it Luke warm soup made in a blender. It specifically wants tomatoes. Lots of damn tomatoes in the soup. Such a demanding fellow...

"Here are your choices good sir"

A. Make the soup already

B. Run around your room screaming, the kick the face in its wood (The wall is made of wood)

C. Crawl into its mouth

D. Flee

*Puts a rich look on his face*

mrfuzz111 Legendary Hero Has glorious mustache Posts: 8,035 Personal Rank: "That guy" Vitcoins: 106	Madness Untold (A completely unserious CYOA) Aug 5, 2016 0:15:14 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mrfuzz111 on Aug 5, 2016 0:15:14 GMT -5 B.
	"Your glorious mustache has reached new levels of greatness! You got the Flame of Ifrit!" ~Just

pielover19 Legendary Hero Shipping Vitcon members Posts: 6,783 Personal Rank: Official Phlerb Vitcoins: 52	Madness Untold (A completely unserious CYOA) Aug 5, 2016 10:46:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pielover19 on Aug 5, 2016 10:46:38 GMT -5 A.
	Your too chaotic to disagree with It's like debating a hurricane - Dandy, July 1st, 2018.

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Bloodmancer
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Help, some edgy dude with a bag kidnapped me and I can't get out

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Madness Untold (A completely unserious CYOA) Aug 7, 2016 13:13:16 GMT -5 via Tapatalk

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Post by Bloodmancer on Aug 7, 2016 13:13:16 GMT -5

Somewhere in an alternate dimension:

A giant hand comes out to a purple cortex and grabs mustard.

Back in our world:

You run Alejandro the room screaming violently while the face becomes more and more agitated. It must REALLY want that soup. After a little bit it begins to spray eye liquid out of its eye sockets. It soaks everything, causing... Eyes to grow all over your stuff? Some of it even gets on your hand. Good luck scrubbing that away.

Then, in a swift, expert motion, you fling your foot at the face. It hits it right in the wood! Even though the whole wall is made of wood...

"Not my wood! It's my only weak point!" It screams, before your hole room splits in half.

"Try these out for size"

A. Try and wash the eyes off your hand.

B. Jump into the crack in your room.

C. Ask your parents to pay for repairs.

D. Let the suicidal thoughts set in.

*Puts a rich look on his face*

pielover19 Legendary Hero Shipping Vitcon members Posts: 6,783 Personal Rank: Official Phlerb Vitcoins: 52	Madness Untold (A completely unserious CYOA) Aug 7, 2016 13:15:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pielover19 on Aug 7, 2016 13:15:11 GMT -5 D.
	Your too chaotic to disagree with It's like debating a hurricane - Dandy, July 1st, 2018.

mrfuzz111 Legendary Hero Has glorious mustache Posts: 8,035 Personal Rank: "That guy" Vitcoins: 106	Madness Untold (A completely unserious CYOA) Aug 7, 2016 13:54:44 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mrfuzz111 on Aug 7, 2016 13:54:44 GMT -5 D, then B.
	"Your glorious mustache has reached new levels of greatness! You got the Flame of Ifrit!" ~Just

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Madness Untold (A completely unserious CYOA)

Post by Bloodmancer on Aug 4, 2016 23:29:12 GMT -5

Post by mrfuzz111 on Aug 5, 2016 0:15:14 GMT -5

Post by pielover19 on Aug 5, 2016 10:46:38 GMT -5

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Post by Bloodmancer on Aug 7, 2016 13:13:16 GMT -5

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