Post by Just14 on Jan 8, 2017 18:43:26 GMT -5
“Welcome, ladies and gentlemen! This is the Vitcon Awards and I’m your host, Flora!” The crowd erupts into cheers as Flora poses on the stage.
“And I am Rain.” The crowd cheers again. “Today, the boss has asked us to host these awards since it seems he has been nominated for some of them.”
“It looks to be an exciting year, everyone! Are you ready?” The crowd lets out another cheer. As the cameras pan over them, it looks like it consists entirely of different Vitcon characters. “That’s the spirit! Let’s start with our first award. Rain?”
“Ah, yes. This is the Hero of the Year award. And the winner is…Lupis!” The crowd cheers loudly. “Come on up here, Lupis! And receive this nice trophy as your reward!” A spotlight shines on Lupis as Golem escorts him onto the stage. And by escort, I mean Golem carries him up there. “Thanks to your victory, Fuzz will be earning two Arena Coins! Every victory will lead to some earned coins. So don’t forget to claim your rewards, users!”
“Next up is the Villain of the Year! And this year’s winner is…Mark!” The crowd lets out a loud cheer and Mark is forcefully taken onstage by Golem.
“LET ME GO, YOU FOOL! WHAT IS IT YOU WANT!? Oh...an award? I’d like to thank NOBODY! I HATE YOU ALL!” The crowd lets out a big cheer.
“Next up is the Out Of Context Quote of the Year! The winner is…’Sorry about that i thought you were a gangster ferret trying to take my battle booty.’ Morgan, come on up and claim your prize!” Golem brings Morgan up on the stage.
“Our next award is the Most Shocking Moment! This award goes to Fuzz and Just for the moment when Fuzz punched Just in the face in The Master!” Golem escorts Fuzz onto the stage, but Just is not seen there. “Er...Rain, let’s not let the boss know this is what he got an award for. Winning the getting punched in the face award isn’t the best. We might get fired. Literally. Just have him accept it at the end without telling him what it is.”
“Of course. I’m sure he’s still waiting backstage.”
“Next up we have the Best Established Character! The winner is Bowser! Come on up and receive your prize!” Bowser is taken up to the stage.
“Our next award is Best Pet/Minion. The winner of this category is Hilda the hydra! Come on up on the stage!”
“Next up is the Best Argument! The winner of this is...oh my. The argument leading to Fuzz punching Just in the face! I really hope that the boss doesn’t read the trophy descriptions…” Fuzz is presented another trophy and one more is set aside for Just.
“Next we have the Greatest Battle! Oh, wow. We have a lot of winners to invite up on the stage! It’s the final battle with the Legendary Heroes and the Dark Lords! Come on up on the stage.” All twenty Legendary Heroes and all twenty Dark Lords come up and get an award.
“Oh. I won something. That’s nice. Here, we can share our trophy, Malik.” Ashley hands Malik both of their trophies.
“Hooray! I did it! I did it!” Cheri jumps around while holding her trophy.
“What this? Do I eat?” Ryze contemplates eating the trophy.
“Yes, bow to me! BOW!” The Engineer stands and commands that everyone bows.
“Heehee...does this mean we’re friends now…?” Arachnia holds her trophy and smiles in a creepy way.
“Hey, cool, I won something! I honestly thought I’d be overshadowed by my husband in the hero and battling categories.” Yura grabs her trophy and waves at the audience.
“Next up is the Cutest Character (Human) award! This award goes to...the one and only Raine! Come on up here!”
“Oh...th-thanks, everyone. I’ll keep doing my best! I’m so embarrassed…”
“Next we have Cutest Character (Non Human)! This award goes to...Rock! The Brown Pikmin! Come on up here!” Rock gets up on stage and then stands on a little stool to reach the mic. After standing there and staring at the mic in silence, he then gets down off the stool and accepts his reward before standing with the other winners. The audience cheers loudly for his cuteness.
“The next award is for the Anti Hero of the Year! The winner of this one is...Bowser! Come receive your second award!”
“Next up is Couple of the Year! And our winners are...Lupis and Yura!”
“We won another award? Wow, we’re more popular than I thought, Lupis!”
“Next we have Team Fighters of the Year. And it looks like this year’s winners are Jonathan and Frostoise! Come on up and receive your award!”
“The next category is Best Dead Character! The winner of this one is...General Pik Pik! Please come receive your reward!”
Pik Pik walks up onstage and clears his throat. “I’d like to thank my people and my soldiers. Each and every one of you are incredibly important and I could not have won this award without you. Every one of you, whether large or small is- WAIT, did you say dead!?”
“MOVING ON. The next award is Saddest Moment! This award goes to-ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU CLEARLY WANTS US DEAD!?”
“The boss again? It appears the award goes to When Just Stopped Updating Vitcon.” Rain sighs. “I’ll just set this one aside then.”
“WHICHEVER ONE OF YOU IS DOING THIS IS GONNA PAY! I CAN’T GIVE UP MY DIMENSION KEY YET! IF THE BOSS FIRES ME, I’M DEAD!”
“Next award then. Lanturn, please keep my sister from tearing apart the audience.” Lanturn blasts Flora through a wall with Hydro Pump. “This is the Best Original Character award. This award goes to Havid! Please come accept your prize!”
Flora comes back and is dripping wet. “Give me that.” She takes the mic from Rain. “The next award is Best Waifu. The winner is Raine. Please come get your award.” Raine steps forward from onstage and takes her second award.
“Thank you so much everyone! I-I can’t believe you all think so highly of me…!”
“Next up is the Bad Ass Character of the Year. And the winner is...Whoa. It’s not Balynka!”
“What!? Let me see that!” Flora takes the card. “It’s KAMERON!?”
“Please come accept your award, Kameron.”
“Next, we have Most Annoying-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!? MY JOB!? MY REPUTATION!? DOES IT ALL MEAN NOTHING TO YOU!? WHERE’S THE PUNK THAT PUT THIS IN!? I’LL TEAR HIM TO SHREDS!!!”
“Lanturn, if you please?” Lanturn blasts Flora into the wall, creating a second hole. “The winner of the Most Annoying Character award is Just! Please...please, do not read the award descriptions.”
Flora walks in again, still soaking wet. “Okay. Next award. Most Bad Ass Moment. The winner is When Kameron Walked Through a Battlefield to Scold Bowser. Please come get your award, Kameron.”
“Our next award is Best Husbando! The winner of this award is...Paul, the red mage! Come receive your award!”
“Alright, this is the last award for this evening. This is the Best Vitcon Game award. The winner of this award is-YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS! YEAH! WOO! ALRIGHT! WE’RE SAVED! WE’RE SAVED! Yes!” Flora jumps around all over the stage, performing backflips and somersaults.
“The winner of this award is the Lost Kingdom Series! Thank goodness. He won something other than for being punched in the face.”
“QUICK, I’LL GO GET HIM!” Flora darts off. She then darts back onstage with Just.
“Uh...Oh, I thought I’d be walking on. Did I actually win something?”
“A LOT OF SOMETHINGS. LOOK AT ALL THESE AWARDS YOU WON FOR MAKING THE BEST VITCON GAMES!”
“Oh, cool! I’m so happy! Thank you, everyone. I’m so glad you’ve all stuck around long enough for us to even have the awards. To show my gratitude, everyone who has won an award today will also win some Arena Coins. Not only that, but we will be hosting a Q and A with the main protagonists and antagonists of every game after this. There’s also going to be a sale on everything in the Arena! Fifty percent off! Thank you all again. Especially the users. I love you all and none of this would be possible without you! I’d also like to thank you for this award. The Most Annoying Character awa-huh…?”
“AND THAT’S THE END. THANKYOUSOVERYMUCHANDGOODBYE! RUN, RAIN, RUN!” Flora runs off the stage.
“Rain...why does this award say Most Annoying Character…? AND WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY WITH ME GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE!?”
“WHAT WAS THAT, FLORA!? AH, I THINK I LEFT THE LAUNDRY IN THE MICROWAVE!”
“GET BACK HERE!” The three hosts run off the stage and the audience claps away.
(totals of earned coins will come in a moment.)
“And I am Rain.” The crowd cheers again. “Today, the boss has asked us to host these awards since it seems he has been nominated for some of them.”
“It looks to be an exciting year, everyone! Are you ready?” The crowd lets out another cheer. As the cameras pan over them, it looks like it consists entirely of different Vitcon characters. “That’s the spirit! Let’s start with our first award. Rain?”
“Ah, yes. This is the Hero of the Year award. And the winner is…Lupis!” The crowd cheers loudly. “Come on up here, Lupis! And receive this nice trophy as your reward!” A spotlight shines on Lupis as Golem escorts him onto the stage. And by escort, I mean Golem carries him up there. “Thanks to your victory, Fuzz will be earning two Arena Coins! Every victory will lead to some earned coins. So don’t forget to claim your rewards, users!”
“Next up is the Villain of the Year! And this year’s winner is…Mark!” The crowd lets out a loud cheer and Mark is forcefully taken onstage by Golem.
“LET ME GO, YOU FOOL! WHAT IS IT YOU WANT!? Oh...an award? I’d like to thank NOBODY! I HATE YOU ALL!” The crowd lets out a big cheer.
“Next up is the Out Of Context Quote of the Year! The winner is…’Sorry about that i thought you were a gangster ferret trying to take my battle booty.’ Morgan, come on up and claim your prize!” Golem brings Morgan up on the stage.
“Our next award is the Most Shocking Moment! This award goes to Fuzz and Just for the moment when Fuzz punched Just in the face in The Master!” Golem escorts Fuzz onto the stage, but Just is not seen there. “Er...Rain, let’s not let the boss know this is what he got an award for. Winning the getting punched in the face award isn’t the best. We might get fired. Literally. Just have him accept it at the end without telling him what it is.”
“Of course. I’m sure he’s still waiting backstage.”
“Next up we have the Best Established Character! The winner is Bowser! Come on up and receive your prize!” Bowser is taken up to the stage.
“Our next award is Best Pet/Minion. The winner of this category is Hilda the hydra! Come on up on the stage!”
“Next up is the Best Argument! The winner of this is...oh my. The argument leading to Fuzz punching Just in the face! I really hope that the boss doesn’t read the trophy descriptions…” Fuzz is presented another trophy and one more is set aside for Just.
“Next we have the Greatest Battle! Oh, wow. We have a lot of winners to invite up on the stage! It’s the final battle with the Legendary Heroes and the Dark Lords! Come on up on the stage.” All twenty Legendary Heroes and all twenty Dark Lords come up and get an award.
“Oh. I won something. That’s nice. Here, we can share our trophy, Malik.” Ashley hands Malik both of their trophies.
“Hooray! I did it! I did it!” Cheri jumps around while holding her trophy.
“What this? Do I eat?” Ryze contemplates eating the trophy.
“Yes, bow to me! BOW!” The Engineer stands and commands that everyone bows.
“Heehee...does this mean we’re friends now…?” Arachnia holds her trophy and smiles in a creepy way.
“Hey, cool, I won something! I honestly thought I’d be overshadowed by my husband in the hero and battling categories.” Yura grabs her trophy and waves at the audience.
“Next up is the Cutest Character (Human) award! This award goes to...the one and only Raine! Come on up here!”
“Oh...th-thanks, everyone. I’ll keep doing my best! I’m so embarrassed…”
“Next we have Cutest Character (Non Human)! This award goes to...Rock! The Brown Pikmin! Come on up here!” Rock gets up on stage and then stands on a little stool to reach the mic. After standing there and staring at the mic in silence, he then gets down off the stool and accepts his reward before standing with the other winners. The audience cheers loudly for his cuteness.
“The next award is for the Anti Hero of the Year! The winner of this one is...Bowser! Come receive your second award!”
“Next up is Couple of the Year! And our winners are...Lupis and Yura!”
“We won another award? Wow, we’re more popular than I thought, Lupis!”
“Next we have Team Fighters of the Year. And it looks like this year’s winners are Jonathan and Frostoise! Come on up and receive your award!”
“The next category is Best Dead Character! The winner of this one is...General Pik Pik! Please come receive your reward!”
Pik Pik walks up onstage and clears his throat. “I’d like to thank my people and my soldiers. Each and every one of you are incredibly important and I could not have won this award without you. Every one of you, whether large or small is- WAIT, did you say dead!?”
“MOVING ON. The next award is Saddest Moment! This award goes to-ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU CLEARLY WANTS US DEAD!?”
“The boss again? It appears the award goes to When Just Stopped Updating Vitcon.” Rain sighs. “I’ll just set this one aside then.”
“WHICHEVER ONE OF YOU IS DOING THIS IS GONNA PAY! I CAN’T GIVE UP MY DIMENSION KEY YET! IF THE BOSS FIRES ME, I’M DEAD!”
“Next award then. Lanturn, please keep my sister from tearing apart the audience.” Lanturn blasts Flora through a wall with Hydro Pump. “This is the Best Original Character award. This award goes to Havid! Please come accept your prize!”
Flora comes back and is dripping wet. “Give me that.” She takes the mic from Rain. “The next award is Best Waifu. The winner is Raine. Please come get your award.” Raine steps forward from onstage and takes her second award.
“Thank you so much everyone! I-I can’t believe you all think so highly of me…!”
“Next up is the Bad Ass Character of the Year. And the winner is...Whoa. It’s not Balynka!”
“What!? Let me see that!” Flora takes the card. “It’s KAMERON!?”
“Please come accept your award, Kameron.”
“Next, we have Most Annoying-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!? MY JOB!? MY REPUTATION!? DOES IT ALL MEAN NOTHING TO YOU!? WHERE’S THE PUNK THAT PUT THIS IN!? I’LL TEAR HIM TO SHREDS!!!”
“Lanturn, if you please?” Lanturn blasts Flora into the wall, creating a second hole. “The winner of the Most Annoying Character award is Just! Please...please, do not read the award descriptions.”
Flora walks in again, still soaking wet. “Okay. Next award. Most Bad Ass Moment. The winner is When Kameron Walked Through a Battlefield to Scold Bowser. Please come get your award, Kameron.”
“Our next award is Best Husbando! The winner of this award is...Paul, the red mage! Come receive your award!”
“Alright, this is the last award for this evening. This is the Best Vitcon Game award. The winner of this award is-YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS! YEAH! WOO! ALRIGHT! WE’RE SAVED! WE’RE SAVED! Yes!” Flora jumps around all over the stage, performing backflips and somersaults.
“The winner of this award is the Lost Kingdom Series! Thank goodness. He won something other than for being punched in the face.”
“QUICK, I’LL GO GET HIM!” Flora darts off. She then darts back onstage with Just.
“Uh...Oh, I thought I’d be walking on. Did I actually win something?”
“A LOT OF SOMETHINGS. LOOK AT ALL THESE AWARDS YOU WON FOR MAKING THE BEST VITCON GAMES!”
“Oh, cool! I’m so happy! Thank you, everyone. I’m so glad you’ve all stuck around long enough for us to even have the awards. To show my gratitude, everyone who has won an award today will also win some Arena Coins. Not only that, but we will be hosting a Q and A with the main protagonists and antagonists of every game after this. There’s also going to be a sale on everything in the Arena! Fifty percent off! Thank you all again. Especially the users. I love you all and none of this would be possible without you! I’d also like to thank you for this award. The Most Annoying Character awa-huh…?”
“AND THAT’S THE END. THANKYOUSOVERYMUCHANDGOODBYE! RUN, RAIN, RUN!” Flora runs off the stage.
“Rain...why does this award say Most Annoying Character…? AND WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY WITH ME GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE!?”
“WHAT WAS THAT, FLORA!? AH, I THINK I LEFT THE LAUNDRY IN THE MICROWAVE!”
“GET BACK HERE!” The three hosts run off the stage and the audience claps away.
(totals of earned coins will come in a moment.)
