Post by Ultra on Jan 31, 2017 13:50:47 GMT -5
the last rap battle i do
Mario: "Lets-a do this b*tches, Marios back to slay, you think you can beat me? i can rap all day. time to time you'll try to beat my rhymes but your so bad it should be a crime. you think your funny Mr. Ultrawing? you think your in the top 4? well you ask me i think your Ultra-Snore. mario can help you from being a pathetic little nerd, but you know what they say, you cant polish a turd
Ultra: "boy its time to wreck a fat Italian, maybe after this i can get a big medallion, it can be a pendant of the man i really hate. lazy, annoying, and overweight, you try and act so big, when im Almost famous, while your alone shoving spaghetti up your An*s, now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show, let me show you how a proper rap goes.
BOSS ROUND, VS BOWSER
Bowser: "you guys are lame, let the king of the koopas lay down some raps..... its me, the king, the Epitome of Swagger, here the wreck the nagging *ss of you two braggers! now watch me blow you, away in a flash, as i showcase my army and my fat stacks a' cash GWA HA HA"
Mario: "looks like the turtle decided to come out of his shell, but meh, whatever, imma send you to hell, with my rhymes so hot, that it will melt your face, and then after i take peach home, maybe i can get to third base. Bowser, your a joke have you seen the way you look? you look like something a 2-year old drew in a coloring book, you think kidnapping peach is the way you'll come to power? i think you need a shower. maybe she'll stay an extra hour."
Bowser: "Oh boy mario, my fate Italian foe, you trying to act so cool? well thats a new low, move aside fatso cause bowser rules the day, im big, im strong-"
Mario: "dont forget, he's gay!"
Bowser: "Shut the hell up, you spaghetti loving freak, all you do all day is freaking streak! peach doesn't love you, your relationship is filled with lies, as soon as she sees me her panties fly! come one, what's wrong? have a tug on my tail, try to spin me around as i watch you fail, GWA HA HA"
Ultra: "jeez it's bowser, i need my glasses cause now this room has two giant *sses, why are you here? you're going to give me a fever, go back home and hump some justin bieber, you act like you're slick, you act like you're swanky, but all you'll get is the coolness of frankie, why do you even bother? to act like a villain? when you only want peach, being netflix n' chillin, now hands in the air if you think bowser is whack *everyone besides bowser raises their hand* there ya go bowser there's your feedback"
Bowser: "Ultrawing, the Star, the man of the hour, it's a shame that when your fighting, you just sit there and cower, even toad is better then you! if i were you id be scared, stay away from me even if you were prepared, im a 10 foot dragon, are you visually impaired? dont worry cause no one really cared, you think you're cool? well let me give ya a pitch, your pathetic, worthless, and a downright b*tch, your fans think you're weird, go buy a pizza, cause you bring shame to the word Ultra"
*ultra and mario nods to eachother*
Mario: "Shut up bowser, no one likes you, you're a mess"
Ultra: "How can peach like you when you dont know how to dress?"
Mario: "you look like a dragon but you cant even fly"
Ultra: "the person who made you must have been really freaking high"
Mario: "You're annoying, fat and pretty much the bane of us all"
Ultra: "why don't you go home and swing on your bowser ball"
KO
*Bowser falls off the platform while Mario and Ultra High fives*
WHO WON?
Mario: "Lets-a do this b*tches, Marios back to slay, you think you can beat me? i can rap all day. time to time you'll try to beat my rhymes but your so bad it should be a crime. you think your funny Mr. Ultrawing? you think your in the top 4? well you ask me i think your Ultra-Snore. mario can help you from being a pathetic little nerd, but you know what they say, you cant polish a turd
Ultra: "boy its time to wreck a fat Italian, maybe after this i can get a big medallion, it can be a pendant of the man i really hate. lazy, annoying, and overweight, you try and act so big, when im Almost famous, while your alone shoving spaghetti up your An*s, now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show, let me show you how a proper rap goes.
BOSS ROUND, VS BOWSER
Bowser: "you guys are lame, let the king of the koopas lay down some raps..... its me, the king, the Epitome of Swagger, here the wreck the nagging *ss of you two braggers! now watch me blow you, away in a flash, as i showcase my army and my fat stacks a' cash GWA HA HA"
Mario: "looks like the turtle decided to come out of his shell, but meh, whatever, imma send you to hell, with my rhymes so hot, that it will melt your face, and then after i take peach home, maybe i can get to third base. Bowser, your a joke have you seen the way you look? you look like something a 2-year old drew in a coloring book, you think kidnapping peach is the way you'll come to power? i think you need a shower. maybe she'll stay an extra hour."
Bowser: "Oh boy mario, my fate Italian foe, you trying to act so cool? well thats a new low, move aside fatso cause bowser rules the day, im big, im strong-"
Mario: "dont forget, he's gay!"
Bowser: "Shut the hell up, you spaghetti loving freak, all you do all day is freaking streak! peach doesn't love you, your relationship is filled with lies, as soon as she sees me her panties fly! come one, what's wrong? have a tug on my tail, try to spin me around as i watch you fail, GWA HA HA"
Ultra: "jeez it's bowser, i need my glasses cause now this room has two giant *sses, why are you here? you're going to give me a fever, go back home and hump some justin bieber, you act like you're slick, you act like you're swanky, but all you'll get is the coolness of frankie, why do you even bother? to act like a villain? when you only want peach, being netflix n' chillin, now hands in the air if you think bowser is whack *everyone besides bowser raises their hand* there ya go bowser there's your feedback"
Bowser: "Ultrawing, the Star, the man of the hour, it's a shame that when your fighting, you just sit there and cower, even toad is better then you! if i were you id be scared, stay away from me even if you were prepared, im a 10 foot dragon, are you visually impaired? dont worry cause no one really cared, you think you're cool? well let me give ya a pitch, your pathetic, worthless, and a downright b*tch, your fans think you're weird, go buy a pizza, cause you bring shame to the word Ultra"
*ultra and mario nods to eachother*
Mario: "Shut up bowser, no one likes you, you're a mess"
Ultra: "How can peach like you when you dont know how to dress?"
Mario: "you look like a dragon but you cant even fly"
Ultra: "the person who made you must have been really freaking high"
Mario: "You're annoying, fat and pretty much the bane of us all"
Ultra: "why don't you go home and swing on your bowser ball"
KO
*Bowser falls off the platform while Mario and Ultra High fives*
WHO WON?
