Post by Ultra on Apr 1, 2017 22:43:48 GMT -5
so remember the lost kingdom watches death battle thing i had a few months back? well i found out i have actually eritten the first battle and i decided to edit it to feature just my own characters and in going to put them here.
so the story is lost kingdom mike finds a box from earth that has all of the death battle dvds in them and decides to share them with the other characters in Ultra's section of vitcon. thats about it.
battle 1. samus aran vs boba fett
reactors: mike(lost kingdom), rix(lost kingdom), Saxton hale(pikmin wars 2017), Arthur(DVFT).
Boba Fett belongs to Star Wars and Disney.
Samus belongs to Nintendo.
Death Battle belongs to Screwattack.
Saxton hale belongs to Valve and TF team
Netflix and soundtrack belong to their respective owners.
I own NONE of the Copyright
I only own my own OCs
As Mike presses the play button, they see an advertisement. Must be important.
After the advertisement of Netflix, a metal wall covered in blood with spikes sticking out of the ground with chains hanging from the ceiling. Then the name says it all. Death Battle.
(Cues "Invader - Jim Johnson)
Wiz: The bounty hunter. Galactic pirates of living beings.
Boomstick: They blow shit up for cash.
Wiz: A prime example is Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy.
Boomstick: But don't forget Samus Aran. She's so badass, whole planets explode when she's done with them. BOOM!
Wiz: I'm Wizard.
Boomstick: And I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze the weapons, armor and skills of theses two beastly killers and answer the most important question of all: which of these warriors will win… a Death Battle?
This actually sounds interesting to everyone, a show of two hosts talking about two characters who are bounty hunters and even warriors that are stacked against each other and one question they agreed what Wizard had said. Who will win?
The first contestant they see is a man wearing a unique set of armor and a cool looking helmet with a T shaped visor, he's also wearing a cape. They also notice he's wearing a jetpack and holding a cylinder shaped gun in his hand.
Boba Fett
(Cue to Star Wars soundtrack)
Wiz: Boba Fett is well known for his cunning, ruthlessness and brute force. But his killer instinct relies on his diverse arsenal of death.
Rix and Hale were starting to really like this guy,
MANDALORIAN BODY ARMOR
Nearly Indestructible
Micro Energy Field
Penetrating Radar
Protection from Fire, Poison, Acid, Cold
Retractable Drinking Straw (that actually made Rix laugh at that one)
Boomstick: Plus, he wears the most badass space suit ever.
Wiz: That's no ordinary spacesuit, Boomstick; that's Fett's Mandalorian Armor, forged from nearly indestructible Duraplast containing a Micro Energy Field for dispersing impacts.
Boomstick: This guy can have a freakin bomb blow up in his face and still walk away.
Mike: "Damn"
Not a lot of Warriors can take a bomb in the face and still stand. This guy just walks it off.
WRIST GAUNTLETS
Flame Projector
Fibercord Whip
Wrist Laser
Concussion missiles
Stun missiles
Wiz: His gauntlets house a flamethrower with a reach of five meters, a fibercord whip, and numerous concussion and stun missiles.
Hale: "i want them"
EE-3 CARBINE RIFLE
Fires in Short Bursts
Scope-Outfitted
Shoulder Sling
Rock-A-Bye Rifle… (really awkward)
Wiz: His weapon of choice is his EE-3 Carbine Rifle, an extremely accurate and powerful weapon which Fett often cradles like a child.
After what Wiz just said, Mike, and Arthur slowly tilted their heads
Mike and Arthur: "What?"
Boomstick: Yeah… I do that with my guns too…
Wiz: That's not weird at all Boomstick.
Rix: "*sarcasm* yea...totally not weird"
Wiz: Fill us in on Fett's heavy weaponry
MITRINOMON Z-6 JETPACK
Hands-Free
Up to 1 minute of Flight
Max Speed: 145 kph
Magnetic Grappling Hook
Anti-Vehicle Homing Rocket
Boomstick: Well, everyone and their grandmother knows that Fett can zoom around on his badass jetpack, but that jetpack also has a single anti-vehicle homing rocket, and believe me, you don't wanna see this thing heading your way.
Hale: "I need to make one of those.."
A jetpack with a rocket launcher on it sounds really awesome
Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. In short. Fett is a human swiss army knife. He's killed hundreds of criminals, politicians and Jedi. He even held his own against Darth Vader… twice.
Boomstick: Holy shit that's hardcore!
everyone is impressed with Fett holding his own against this "Darth Vader" and based on the name and appearance of this black knight that Fett has fought, it really does sound impressive.
Wiz: He became leader of the Mandalorian mercenaries after the Galactic Civil War, and battled Mace Windu to a draw when he was 12 years old.
Boomstic: Sam Jackson's got nothing on him.
Arthur: "Quite an impressive feat for a 12 year old. Kid"
Mike: "who is sam jackson?"
Rix: "Im guessing the actor who played mace windu"
Wiz: But with all his awesomeness, every so often, Fett will totally blow it. He's fallen into the Sarlacc three times. Three! And the Sarlacc's not exactly running around, looking for snacks.
Boomstick: Three times? How do you even do that once? It's a giant hole in the ground with teeth, and he's got a jetpack!
Mike: "How did he even get out of that thing the first time?"
Wiz: Still, even with his ridiculous flaws, Boba Fett is a whole new meaning of deadly.
Darth Vader: No disintegration.
Boba Fett: As you wish.
With that done. The everyone somewhat liked this guy despite his lame flaws and his assassin like murder to politicians. Rix liked his badass way and mike liked how he was able to fight Mace at 12, Hale loves his weapons, and Arthur likes his cunning-ness
The next contestant is a blonde woman wearing an impressive, smooth looking orange armor with a red chestplate and helmet with a green visor. She also appears to have a cannon that looks like it's actually the armors right arm.
For some reason samus reminds Mike of his wife jess
Samus Aran
(Cue Lower Norfair from Super Metroid)
Wiz: Samus Aran was infused with bird-like Chozo DNA at a young age, increasing her strength, speed, and athletic ability far beyond those of a normal human being.
Boomstick: How do you do that?! I want me some bird DNA!
Arthur: "A woman infused with the DNA of alien birds?..... Awesome"
POWER SUIT
Shields Entire Body
Environmental Protection
Easy to Upgrade
No Restriction of Movement or Flexibility
Wiz: She wears the Power Suit, typically in Varia form, shielding her entire body without restricting any movement or flexibility.
Boomstick: Too bad it makes her look like a dude…
This brought a few chuckles from Rix and Mike
ARM CANNON
Easy to Upgrade
Power Beam
Charge Beam
Ice Beam
Grapple Beam
Missiles
Wiz: Her primary weapon, The Arm Cannon, has acquired numerous awesome upgrades over the years. Though, the basic Power Beam is a pea shooter with a pathetic range.
Boomstick: But when it's fully charged, It'll blow your face off. BAM! Shoop Da Woop!
Rix: "Damn!"
Hale: "Gimmie, Gimme"
Wiz: The Arm Cannon can also use an Ice Beam, a Grapple Beam, and a plethora of seeking and super missiles.
Hale was beginning to like Aran's weaponry more than Fett's.
SCREWATTACK
Powerful Electric Charge
Temporary Invincibility
Extremely Fast
Namesake of an Awesome Website (they figured that's what their site is called then)
MORPH BALL ALT-FORM
1 Meter Diameter
Can Release Bombs
Jumping Ability
Also called "Maru Mari"
Can Access Small or Hard to Reach Places
Wiz: Samus controls the skies with the powerful and speedy Screw Attack, and if there's trouble on the battlefield, she can curl up into Morph Ball mode and slip away unnoticed.
They found the Morph Ball interesting for it's unique abilities.
Boomstick: What The… ?! How does she do that?
Wiz: Bird DNA, Boomstick. Bird DNA.
Rix: "That's what I would say"
Mike: "somehow i see that line being quote-able from you"
POWER BOMBS
Huge Blast Radius
Deals Massive Damage
Crystal Flash Healing Ability
Deployed Only in Morph Ball Mode
Boomstick: Samus also has freakin' huge supply of Power Bombs, which will destroy anything on the screen in seconds. Nothing survives!
Rix: "BOOM your dead"
Wiz: She is known to be the bounty hunter capable of taking on impossible missions, fighting massive beasts and even wiping out an entire species (they were really impressed with her capabilities against those kinds of odds. But then they shudder at the Metroid's hideous appearance). However, she often makes mistakes. Somehow she always seems to lose all her power ups and upgrades at the beginning of every mission.
The two groaned in disappointment at that remark. It's like Rix losing his ability to control his gears or mike becoming mute
Boomstick: Man, someone get this chick a purse.<br>
They all ignored the sexist comment
Samus: Time to go.
Samus may possibly be more cool. She's a Bounty Hunter like Fett. She takes on impossible missions, her weaponry is more impressive and versatile
Wiz: The combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: But first, we gotta pay off my double barrel, bazooka shotgun. Thanks to Netflix.
As the advertisement is busy. Everyone goes over the two characters they asked each other who would win.
Hale: "Samus, she has the better weapons."
Rix: "hmm...well might as well go with fett"
Mike: "Samus"
Arthur: "Samus impressed me more"
so the most votes goes to samus. lets go see who wins
Boomstick: Yeah. Well it's time for a death battle.
The adventurers first sees nothing but outer space until they see a ship that they assume belongs to Samus. She then gets hit by Boba's ship that's shooting her and she's hurled toward a planet that looks different than their world. Could that be Earth? Samus crash lands into a futuristic city and gets out while Boba hovers towards the ground from wherever he landed from.
FIGHT!
(Cue Bounty Hunters Pursuing the Falcon)
Samus fires her power beam but the projectiles easily dissipate before they could even reach Boba. Rix facepalmed. Fett draws his carbine and fires at Aran, damaging her a bit. Samus flipped out of Fett's firing sight and fired a missile which hit Boba that caused some damage. Fett unleashed a torrent of flames from his gauntlets and burned her a bit. Samus, again, flips out of flamethrowers range and fires another missile. The Mandalorian activates his jetpack and flies into the air before the missile even got near him. While he was flying, Samus catches up to Boba Fett with her Screwattack, knocks into him and forces him to the ground. Boba fires his concussion missiles from his gauntlets on Samus which caused more damage. The Chozo infused human morphed into her morph ball mode and began rolling away. Fett leans down and fires his anti-vehicle homing rocket but it misses Samus, It was still cool though. As Fett cautiously approaches the hole where Samus snuck into, The two were surprised that Samus has snuck behind him and plants a power bomb behind him without being noticed. Yep, Fett is done. The power bomb explodes and engulfs the entire area. Surprisingly, Fett is still standing; he may still have a chance. Samus appears and Fett shoots his fibercord whip. Samus dodges and fires an ice beam on the Galactic Bounty Hunter. Samus charges her power beam to full power as Boba Fett is now struggling to break free. He didn't even get a chance. Samus flips forward and points her arm cannon upwards point blank in Boba's face.
Samus: You're mine.
Samus fires at full blast and Fett's entire head is blown off. Shortly after, his head is somehow not blown to bits and is just blown off his shoulders. The head falls on the ground with a clinking sound.
K.O!
They had their jaws dropped at what just happened.
Boomstick: Holy shit! Did you see that, Wiz? That was insane!
Wiz: Fett battled like a champ, but in the end, Samus' superior technology and athletic skill trumped him… hard. While her basic Power Beam failed miserably, Samus put her Chozo DNA to work by jumping and dodging around Fett's offenses. Boba Fett, who relies more on cunning and brute force, simply didn't have the means necessary to catch Samus.
Samus was just hard to hit when you have only weapons that are formidable. Fighting smart with brute force won't do well against someone with the bigger bag of tricks.
Boomstick: He was shooting all over the place, but that space chick was just too quick for him. He even tried to use his homing rocket, but anybody whose blown up a lot of shit knows anti-vehicle rockets don't work too well with people
Hale: "No kidding. Why would you wanna use a weapon that's more suited to vehicles than on people...on a person?"
Rix: "ya got me there"
Wiz: Exactly. Samus is about four times smaller than the average vehicle, so there's only about a one in four chance for a direct hit from Fett's rocket. Not to mention she kept moving, preventing Fett from getting a solid lock on her.
That made sense. Samus won this fight because she is too quick for Fett to hit. That's why she won; She's too fast. Your weapons are practically useless against someone you can't hit. Well played Samus.
Boomstick: After that screw up, Samus managed to sneak around Fett and left a little surprise at his feet.
Wiz: Fett's micro-energy field managed to minimize the damage he took from the power bomb, but by that point, it was all over. Samus froze Fett with her Ice Beam and finished him off with a Charge Beam to the face.
Ouch. That was really cool, but at the same time, though, they felt sorry what Boba was thinking as he couldn't do anything but watch in horror as death was imminent. They clearly bet his life was flashing before his eyes. At least he fought well.
Boomstick: Samus sure stopped him cold
Mike and Hale laughed at the pun and Rix facepalmed and hoped those puns don't show in the next episode.
Wiz: That's right Boomstick. The winner is Samus Aran.
As the scene ended everyone made their opinions.
Mike: "that was really cool, but i wish the fight scene could have been better"
Rix: "That was the first episode anyway. It may possibly get better as we watch more episodes. It was pretty interesting how they all put the comparisons right and decided who won."
Hale: "it was awesome. needs more guns"
Arthur: "interesting concept. i liked the fight"
Soon after they heard Boomstick said something and something appeared on the screen.
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.
There was a flurry of punches covered in purple flames and then an odd burning symbol hangs on the screen. Then they heard a creepy chilling voice.
Unknown: Your soul is mine.
With no time to waste, mike puts in the second episode.
so that was it. i remember that i had a ton of fun writing this. so should i do more of this?
so the story is lost kingdom mike finds a box from earth that has all of the death battle dvds in them and decides to share them with the other characters in Ultra's section of vitcon. thats about it.
battle 1. samus aran vs boba fett
reactors: mike(lost kingdom), rix(lost kingdom), Saxton hale(pikmin wars 2017), Arthur(DVFT).
Boba Fett belongs to Star Wars and Disney.
Samus belongs to Nintendo.
Death Battle belongs to Screwattack.
Saxton hale belongs to Valve and TF team
Netflix and soundtrack belong to their respective owners.
I own NONE of the Copyright
I only own my own OCs
As Mike presses the play button, they see an advertisement. Must be important.
After the advertisement of Netflix, a metal wall covered in blood with spikes sticking out of the ground with chains hanging from the ceiling. Then the name says it all. Death Battle.
(Cues "Invader - Jim Johnson)
Wiz: The bounty hunter. Galactic pirates of living beings.
Boomstick: They blow shit up for cash.
Wiz: A prime example is Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy.
Boomstick: But don't forget Samus Aran. She's so badass, whole planets explode when she's done with them. BOOM!
Wiz: I'm Wizard.
Boomstick: And I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze the weapons, armor and skills of theses two beastly killers and answer the most important question of all: which of these warriors will win… a Death Battle?
This actually sounds interesting to everyone, a show of two hosts talking about two characters who are bounty hunters and even warriors that are stacked against each other and one question they agreed what Wizard had said. Who will win?
The first contestant they see is a man wearing a unique set of armor and a cool looking helmet with a T shaped visor, he's also wearing a cape. They also notice he's wearing a jetpack and holding a cylinder shaped gun in his hand.
Boba Fett
(Cue to Star Wars soundtrack)
Wiz: Boba Fett is well known for his cunning, ruthlessness and brute force. But his killer instinct relies on his diverse arsenal of death.
Rix and Hale were starting to really like this guy,
MANDALORIAN BODY ARMOR
Nearly Indestructible
Micro Energy Field
Penetrating Radar
Protection from Fire, Poison, Acid, Cold
Retractable Drinking Straw (that actually made Rix laugh at that one)
Boomstick: Plus, he wears the most badass space suit ever.
Wiz: That's no ordinary spacesuit, Boomstick; that's Fett's Mandalorian Armor, forged from nearly indestructible Duraplast containing a Micro Energy Field for dispersing impacts.
Boomstick: This guy can have a freakin bomb blow up in his face and still walk away.
Mike: "Damn"
Not a lot of Warriors can take a bomb in the face and still stand. This guy just walks it off.
WRIST GAUNTLETS
Flame Projector
Fibercord Whip
Wrist Laser
Concussion missiles
Stun missiles
Wiz: His gauntlets house a flamethrower with a reach of five meters, a fibercord whip, and numerous concussion and stun missiles.
Hale: "i want them"
EE-3 CARBINE RIFLE
Fires in Short Bursts
Scope-Outfitted
Shoulder Sling
Rock-A-Bye Rifle… (really awkward)
Wiz: His weapon of choice is his EE-3 Carbine Rifle, an extremely accurate and powerful weapon which Fett often cradles like a child.
After what Wiz just said, Mike, and Arthur slowly tilted their heads
Mike and Arthur: "What?"
Boomstick: Yeah… I do that with my guns too…
Wiz: That's not weird at all Boomstick.
Rix: "*sarcasm* yea...totally not weird"
Wiz: Fill us in on Fett's heavy weaponry
MITRINOMON Z-6 JETPACK
Hands-Free
Up to 1 minute of Flight
Max Speed: 145 kph
Magnetic Grappling Hook
Anti-Vehicle Homing Rocket
Boomstick: Well, everyone and their grandmother knows that Fett can zoom around on his badass jetpack, but that jetpack also has a single anti-vehicle homing rocket, and believe me, you don't wanna see this thing heading your way.
Hale: "I need to make one of those.."
A jetpack with a rocket launcher on it sounds really awesome
Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. In short. Fett is a human swiss army knife. He's killed hundreds of criminals, politicians and Jedi. He even held his own against Darth Vader… twice.
Boomstick: Holy shit that's hardcore!
everyone is impressed with Fett holding his own against this "Darth Vader" and based on the name and appearance of this black knight that Fett has fought, it really does sound impressive.
Wiz: He became leader of the Mandalorian mercenaries after the Galactic Civil War, and battled Mace Windu to a draw when he was 12 years old.
Boomstic: Sam Jackson's got nothing on him.
Arthur: "Quite an impressive feat for a 12 year old. Kid"
Mike: "who is sam jackson?"
Rix: "Im guessing the actor who played mace windu"
Wiz: But with all his awesomeness, every so often, Fett will totally blow it. He's fallen into the Sarlacc three times. Three! And the Sarlacc's not exactly running around, looking for snacks.
Boomstick: Three times? How do you even do that once? It's a giant hole in the ground with teeth, and he's got a jetpack!
Mike: "How did he even get out of that thing the first time?"
Wiz: Still, even with his ridiculous flaws, Boba Fett is a whole new meaning of deadly.
Darth Vader: No disintegration.
Boba Fett: As you wish.
With that done. The everyone somewhat liked this guy despite his lame flaws and his assassin like murder to politicians. Rix liked his badass way and mike liked how he was able to fight Mace at 12, Hale loves his weapons, and Arthur likes his cunning-ness
The next contestant is a blonde woman wearing an impressive, smooth looking orange armor with a red chestplate and helmet with a green visor. She also appears to have a cannon that looks like it's actually the armors right arm.
For some reason samus reminds Mike of his wife jess
Samus Aran
(Cue Lower Norfair from Super Metroid)
Wiz: Samus Aran was infused with bird-like Chozo DNA at a young age, increasing her strength, speed, and athletic ability far beyond those of a normal human being.
Boomstick: How do you do that?! I want me some bird DNA!
Arthur: "A woman infused with the DNA of alien birds?..... Awesome"
POWER SUIT
Shields Entire Body
Environmental Protection
Easy to Upgrade
No Restriction of Movement or Flexibility
Wiz: She wears the Power Suit, typically in Varia form, shielding her entire body without restricting any movement or flexibility.
Boomstick: Too bad it makes her look like a dude…
This brought a few chuckles from Rix and Mike
ARM CANNON
Easy to Upgrade
Power Beam
Charge Beam
Ice Beam
Grapple Beam
Missiles
Wiz: Her primary weapon, The Arm Cannon, has acquired numerous awesome upgrades over the years. Though, the basic Power Beam is a pea shooter with a pathetic range.
Boomstick: But when it's fully charged, It'll blow your face off. BAM! Shoop Da Woop!
Rix: "Damn!"
Hale: "Gimmie, Gimme"
Wiz: The Arm Cannon can also use an Ice Beam, a Grapple Beam, and a plethora of seeking and super missiles.
Hale was beginning to like Aran's weaponry more than Fett's.
SCREWATTACK
Powerful Electric Charge
Temporary Invincibility
Extremely Fast
Namesake of an Awesome Website (they figured that's what their site is called then)
MORPH BALL ALT-FORM
1 Meter Diameter
Can Release Bombs
Jumping Ability
Also called "Maru Mari"
Can Access Small or Hard to Reach Places
Wiz: Samus controls the skies with the powerful and speedy Screw Attack, and if there's trouble on the battlefield, she can curl up into Morph Ball mode and slip away unnoticed.
They found the Morph Ball interesting for it's unique abilities.
Boomstick: What The… ?! How does she do that?
Wiz: Bird DNA, Boomstick. Bird DNA.
Rix: "That's what I would say"
Mike: "somehow i see that line being quote-able from you"
POWER BOMBS
Huge Blast Radius
Deals Massive Damage
Crystal Flash Healing Ability
Deployed Only in Morph Ball Mode
Boomstick: Samus also has freakin' huge supply of Power Bombs, which will destroy anything on the screen in seconds. Nothing survives!
Rix: "BOOM your dead"
Wiz: She is known to be the bounty hunter capable of taking on impossible missions, fighting massive beasts and even wiping out an entire species (they were really impressed with her capabilities against those kinds of odds. But then they shudder at the Metroid's hideous appearance). However, she often makes mistakes. Somehow she always seems to lose all her power ups and upgrades at the beginning of every mission.
The two groaned in disappointment at that remark. It's like Rix losing his ability to control his gears or mike becoming mute
Boomstick: Man, someone get this chick a purse.<br>
They all ignored the sexist comment
Samus: Time to go.
Samus may possibly be more cool. She's a Bounty Hunter like Fett. She takes on impossible missions, her weaponry is more impressive and versatile
Wiz: The combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: But first, we gotta pay off my double barrel, bazooka shotgun. Thanks to Netflix.
As the advertisement is busy. Everyone goes over the two characters they asked each other who would win.
Hale: "Samus, she has the better weapons."
Rix: "hmm...well might as well go with fett"
Mike: "Samus"
Arthur: "Samus impressed me more"
so the most votes goes to samus. lets go see who wins
Boomstick: Yeah. Well it's time for a death battle.
The adventurers first sees nothing but outer space until they see a ship that they assume belongs to Samus. She then gets hit by Boba's ship that's shooting her and she's hurled toward a planet that looks different than their world. Could that be Earth? Samus crash lands into a futuristic city and gets out while Boba hovers towards the ground from wherever he landed from.
FIGHT!
(Cue Bounty Hunters Pursuing the Falcon)
Samus fires her power beam but the projectiles easily dissipate before they could even reach Boba. Rix facepalmed. Fett draws his carbine and fires at Aran, damaging her a bit. Samus flipped out of Fett's firing sight and fired a missile which hit Boba that caused some damage. Fett unleashed a torrent of flames from his gauntlets and burned her a bit. Samus, again, flips out of flamethrowers range and fires another missile. The Mandalorian activates his jetpack and flies into the air before the missile even got near him. While he was flying, Samus catches up to Boba Fett with her Screwattack, knocks into him and forces him to the ground. Boba fires his concussion missiles from his gauntlets on Samus which caused more damage. The Chozo infused human morphed into her morph ball mode and began rolling away. Fett leans down and fires his anti-vehicle homing rocket but it misses Samus, It was still cool though. As Fett cautiously approaches the hole where Samus snuck into, The two were surprised that Samus has snuck behind him and plants a power bomb behind him without being noticed. Yep, Fett is done. The power bomb explodes and engulfs the entire area. Surprisingly, Fett is still standing; he may still have a chance. Samus appears and Fett shoots his fibercord whip. Samus dodges and fires an ice beam on the Galactic Bounty Hunter. Samus charges her power beam to full power as Boba Fett is now struggling to break free. He didn't even get a chance. Samus flips forward and points her arm cannon upwards point blank in Boba's face.
Samus: You're mine.
Samus fires at full blast and Fett's entire head is blown off. Shortly after, his head is somehow not blown to bits and is just blown off his shoulders. The head falls on the ground with a clinking sound.
K.O!
They had their jaws dropped at what just happened.
Boomstick: Holy shit! Did you see that, Wiz? That was insane!
Wiz: Fett battled like a champ, but in the end, Samus' superior technology and athletic skill trumped him… hard. While her basic Power Beam failed miserably, Samus put her Chozo DNA to work by jumping and dodging around Fett's offenses. Boba Fett, who relies more on cunning and brute force, simply didn't have the means necessary to catch Samus.
Samus was just hard to hit when you have only weapons that are formidable. Fighting smart with brute force won't do well against someone with the bigger bag of tricks.
Boomstick: He was shooting all over the place, but that space chick was just too quick for him. He even tried to use his homing rocket, but anybody whose blown up a lot of shit knows anti-vehicle rockets don't work too well with people
Hale: "No kidding. Why would you wanna use a weapon that's more suited to vehicles than on people...on a person?"
Rix: "ya got me there"
Wiz: Exactly. Samus is about four times smaller than the average vehicle, so there's only about a one in four chance for a direct hit from Fett's rocket. Not to mention she kept moving, preventing Fett from getting a solid lock on her.
That made sense. Samus won this fight because she is too quick for Fett to hit. That's why she won; She's too fast. Your weapons are practically useless against someone you can't hit. Well played Samus.
Boomstick: After that screw up, Samus managed to sneak around Fett and left a little surprise at his feet.
Wiz: Fett's micro-energy field managed to minimize the damage he took from the power bomb, but by that point, it was all over. Samus froze Fett with her Ice Beam and finished him off with a Charge Beam to the face.
Ouch. That was really cool, but at the same time, though, they felt sorry what Boba was thinking as he couldn't do anything but watch in horror as death was imminent. They clearly bet his life was flashing before his eyes. At least he fought well.
Boomstick: Samus sure stopped him cold
Mike and Hale laughed at the pun and Rix facepalmed and hoped those puns don't show in the next episode.
Wiz: That's right Boomstick. The winner is Samus Aran.
As the scene ended everyone made their opinions.
Mike: "that was really cool, but i wish the fight scene could have been better"
Rix: "That was the first episode anyway. It may possibly get better as we watch more episodes. It was pretty interesting how they all put the comparisons right and decided who won."
Hale: "it was awesome. needs more guns"
Arthur: "interesting concept. i liked the fight"
Soon after they heard Boomstick said something and something appeared on the screen.
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.
There was a flurry of punches covered in purple flames and then an odd burning symbol hangs on the screen. Then they heard a creepy chilling voice.
Unknown: Your soul is mine.
With no time to waste, mike puts in the second episode.
so that was it. i remember that i had a ton of fun writing this. so should i do more of this?