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Post by Just14 on Sept 9, 2017 21:44:49 GMT -5
Tanglerose is going to grab Rose and lift her up in the air. Rose is going to throw her frying pan at it. Then continue to throw every other piece of kitchen equipment she can get her hands on. Spearah will casually catch one of the thrown spatulas and use it to frost the cake after letting it cool a little. We don't want melted frosting.
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Post by Vitsheep on Sept 11, 2017 10:46:00 GMT -5
Spearah patiently waits for the cake to cool a bit. Rose impatiently grabs everything she can reach and throws it at tanglerose.
Spearah snags a spatula and begins decorating the cake, since Rose seems a bit busy. She manages to get a nice, smooth layer of frosting despite all the distractions. It looks nice and simple. There's a tray waiting for her to turn it in whenever she decides she's done.
Rose is running out of things she can throw that are within arm's reach.
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Post by Just14 on Sept 11, 2017 13:18:07 GMT -5
Spearah will start decorating with a few strawberries. "Oh, seriously!? What the hell!?" Rose kicks at the Tamglerose a bit before throwing the remaining objects. As Spearah decorates, she'll casually chop a Tanglerose vine off with her axe and free Rose before turning it in complete.
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Post by Vitsheep on Sept 12, 2017 14:28:10 GMT -5
Spearah adds a few strawberries and submits her cake, pausing to cut Rose down on the way. Rose drops on top of the tanglerose, simultaneously injuring it and managing to get herself completely entangled in its mouth and other vines.
There were two serious injuries in a completely non-combat difficulty 1 challenge.
The little man in the funny hat examines the cake before trying a slice. "Hm... As good as I would dare expect of a maid. 'owever, rather than merely 'um while cooking, it is proper practice to break into fully choreographed song and dance. I 'ope you vill improve ze presentation, no?"
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Bet: 2 Coin
Reward: 4 Coins
Objective: Milk a cow
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Post by Just14 on Sept 12, 2017 16:01:53 GMT -5
Let's take on the next challenge.
You're giving me a new random set of characters, right?
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Post by Vitsheep on Sept 13, 2017 19:14:46 GMT -5
Participating User: Justice
Characters: Liz, Zack, Leanne
Reward: 4 Coins
Objective: Milk a cow
The world shimmers and the three characters who are definitely the exact same appear in front of a large, fenced-in pasture. There's several goats and horses grazing, as well as one very lonely cow. All the other animals seem to be avoiding it.
A man in a white T-shirt and a hat is leaning against the fence. He looks to be injured, and he has an empty bucket sitting next to him. He mutters something under his breath about "that danged ornery cow" before falling unconscious.
There's a bunch of rope, some hay, and plenty of other general-purpose cowboy accessories laying around.
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Post by Just14 on Sept 13, 2017 20:30:56 GMT -5
Liz is going to look around and take out her phone to look up how to milk a cow.
Zack stands there and looks at it for a bit.
Leanne walks over and tries to get the cow's attention and get it to stay in,one place with some hay. She'll try to keep it calm and talk to it soothingly.
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Post by Vitsheep on Sept 13, 2017 21:54:44 GMT -5
Liz checks some guides on cow milking. Looks like it's pretty easy. Just immobilize the cow with a lead, pacify it with a stock of food if it's impatient, get right up under it from the side - watch for kicking and stomping. Clean and dry the udder, flush it with a few pumps, then hold the bucket between the knees and start filling. Gentle grip, squeeze starting from the top, slight rotation, continue until teat's noticeably shriveled. Easy. In theory.
Zack successfully observes the cow. It seems annoyed that he's staring at it.
Leanne calmly approaches the cow and tries talking to it. It snorts at her. She seems grumpy, but accepts the hay. Haughtily.
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Post by Just14 on Sept 14, 2017 5:55:40 GMT -5
"Hey, I found some useful information~" Liz is going to tell Leanne to get the rope and use it as a lead. Leanne will follow as she says.
Zack will watch her do it.
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Post by Vitsheep on Sept 14, 2017 13:05:06 GMT -5
Leanne takes one of the ropes and loops it into a lead, like Liz said. She approaches the cow, ready to put it on. The cow snorts and stomps a hoof at her, then jerks its head angrily.
Zack successfully observes the encounter.
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Post by Just14 on Sept 14, 2017 15:48:30 GMT -5
Leanne will try to very calmly ask the cow to please put the lead on and say if it puts it on, she'll give it some hay.
Liz is going to look up what the heck an ornery cow is on her phone.
Zack is going to wonder why he's here.
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Post by Vitsheep on Sept 14, 2017 15:56:50 GMT -5
Leanne offers the cow a deal. It seems it lacks the intelligence for negotiation, but it seems to be a bit calmer. It moos at her, annoyed, but doesn't show the same signs of aggression.
Liz looks up ornery cow on her phone. She learns that ornery means stubborn and/or ill-tempered. She learns that cow refers to female bovine descendants of domesticated oxen, specifically those that have borne calves.
Zack wonders why he's here. Why are any of us here? What's the meaning of it all? What's the point of all this? He begins to have an existential crisis. One of the goats takes advantage of his distraction to stick its head through the fence and take a bite out of his shirt.
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Post by Just14 on Sept 14, 2017 16:17:56 GMT -5
Leanne feels kind of like she's getting somewhere. She'll try to calmly slip the lead on while feeding it some hay.
Liz walks over to the farmer. "Excuse me, sir~! Do you have any way of helping us out here?"
Zack steps back from the goat and shoos it away before inspecting the hole in his shirt. "...I didn't bring anything else with me..." Zack will zip his coat to hide the gaping hole.
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Post by Vitsheep on Sept 14, 2017 16:21:30 GMT -5
Zack manages to convince the goat to leave him alone. His coat hides the hole well enough.
Liz speaks to the farmer. He answers with continued unconsciousness.
Leanne bribes/distracts the cow with hay while she slips the lead around her neck. She doesn't resist.
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Post by Just14 on Sept 14, 2017 16:28:04 GMT -5
Liz frowns. "Well you aren't being very helpful." She opens her cow milking guide and instructs Leanne on the proper form of cleaning the udders and whatnot while helping to keep the cow pacified with hay.
Zack looks around at the farm.
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