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Post by Malefio on Jul 31, 2017 14:49:37 GMT -5
What? You expect an intro? You expect a prologue? That would be spoilers my dear adventurer. You have no idea what you're getting yourself into.
---Mage Sign-Up---
Do you even magic bro?
Name:
Description:
Spell 1: (The silliest your spells are, the better)
Spell 2
Spell 3:
---Warrior Sign-Up---
You generic weapon users are so common, it's boring.
Name:
Description:
Melee Weapon: (The silliest your equipment is, the better)
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Shield:
---Beast Master Sign-Up---
Damn weaklings needing creatures to fight for them.
Name:
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Creature 1: (The silliest your creature are, the better)
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Post by CMPunkCMPunk on Jul 31, 2017 16:20:14 GMT -5
Name: Lord Ass Rammington
Description: A noble lord in an electric blue color bodysuit and bejeweled golden crown. The skintight suit only reaches his neckline. His skin is super dark, like some dude from the deep Congo or something like that, and it looks great with his brightly colored attire.
Spell 1: The Shit Rocket - Lord Ass Rammington opens a butt-window on his bodysuit, jumps into the air and starts expelling his bowels with such force that he rockets around. Thankfully, the feces is entirely made out of electricity, and anything hit will be clean within moments after it dissipates with no residual smell. This spell is used for mobility, applying physical pressure when necessary, and to piss off/humiliate opponents. "Oh no, he's doin' the shit rocket!"
Spell 2: Lightsack - Lord Ass Rammington produces a bright blue glow, which steadily increases in intensity. Upper limits unknown, but it can get so unbelievably bright that nobody can see anything except blue, even him. The biggest problem is getting people to look at him, because if they don't they won't see the glow. "LOOK AT ME!"
Spell 3: Transfugrification - Lord Ass Rammington transforms his lower body into pure energy, merging with the physical form of another creature or robot. It is a horrific and flawed abomination that literally just consists of the equivalent of him stapled to the other thing, and generally he spends the entire time 'fused' screaming about one thing or another. Almost no actual utility added to either individual. "I'm a MONSTERRRRR!"
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Post by Just14 on Jul 31, 2017 16:47:50 GMT -5
Name: THE GREAT DEMON LORD (Frank)
Description: A 42 year old man living in his mom's basement. He always wears his EVIL LORD COSTUME, which is a black bathrobe with cardboard bat wings taped on the back. He also carries with him, his DEMON WAND OF JUDGEMENT, which is a tree branch he found lying around. His black hair is completely unkempt and he's got a beard he just never bothers to shave or trim. He consistently smells like wet dog.
Creature 1: BEAR CHEF OF DOOM (Bear) - Literally just a bear wearing a chef hat. Normally doesn't do anything aside from lay around and sleep.
Creature 2: THE EVIL DEMON, MICHAELONBABALOOBOO (Mike) - Mike was Frank's childhood friend. Since Mike went in serious debt due to a herd of wild buffalo destroying everything he owns and his family, he's now paid by Frank's mother to keep him away from the house. Mike works as a librarian and wears khakis and a sweater. His hair is starting to gray a bit on the sides and he wears square glasses on his face.
Creature 3: EMBODIMENT OF PURE TERROR (Box) - A box.
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Post by Malefio on Jul 31, 2017 20:03:48 GMT -5
Both are accepted, I might start tomorrow during the day
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Post by Bloodmancer on Aug 1, 2017 0:28:03 GMT -5
You generic weapon users are so common, it's boring.
Name: Dandy Boy Randy
Description: A giant muscular with a bald head and immense muscles. He can literally press a car frame, two barrels and a dresser. And a fridge. That's pretty fucking impressive.
Oh, you mean his appearance? Well like I said he's a huge muscular man with a bald head. He wears a black cloak and a red skull mask, even in summer time.
Melee Weapon: His mother fucking hands, you stupid bitch.
Ranged Weapon: He has the power of to throw things at the speed of light (Okay, maybe that's exaggerating it a little... okay, a lot!)
Shield: The corpse of his last victim... I mean brother... I mean innocent bystander... damnit, I can't take this back now can I?
Note: hates being called Dandy Boy, even though he named himself that.
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Post by Ultra on Aug 6, 2017 14:38:13 GMT -5
Name: Count Poo Poo
Description: a Senile 52 year old Hobo
Melee Weapon: a Hula Hoop, it breaks his hips when he uses it
Ranged Weapon: Bunny Cannon, Requires Bunnies as ammo. it breaks his hands when he uses it
Shield: a shield made out of 6 smaller shields Held together by pure determination.
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Post by Ultra on Aug 6, 2017 14:41:17 GMT -5
Creature 2: THE EVIL DEMON, MICHAELONBABALOOBOO (Mike) - Mike was Frank's childhood friend. Since Mike went in serious debt due to a herd of wild buffalo destroying everything he owns and his family, he's now paid by Frank's mother to keep him away from the house. Mike works as a librarian and wears khakis and a sweater. His hair is starting to gray a bit on the sides and he wears square glasses on his face. Creature 2: THE EVIL DEMON, MICHAELONBABALOOBOO (Mike) MIKE IS MY STHICK! |
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Post by Malefio on Aug 22, 2017 5:34:54 GMT -5
Your sign-up is accepted, I'm starting you right now.
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