Post by Malefio on Aug 1, 2017 5:43:25 GMT -5
---Overly dramatic "In the Previous Episode"---
This is the beginning of the story, but things happen before the story starts.
Lord Ass Rammington spend his entire noble days raising through the ranks, through blood and sweat, and a bit of thunderous shit, he made it as leader of the city. People are outraged by their leaders being called Ass, but still have to accept that he is now their leader.
THE GREAT DEMON LORD FRANK is still living in his merchant mom's basement, but she is on vacation and he just ran out of food... He might have to go out into the world on his own and actually buy stuff in the marketplace, which is... OH MY GOD! RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR! THAT IS TOO FAR!
Dandy Boy Randy got caught for murdering an innocent bystander, which was found out to be his brother. He is currently rotting in prison, waiting for his trial.
Now it is time to start the story of Super Fantasy Magician Warriors Book Of Terrible Prophecies
*****
Prophecy 1: The Rooster Clock
---Lord Ass Remington---
You're naked in your bath, Garry, the captain of your personal guard bursts through the door, invading your privacy.
"Lord Ass! Lord Ass! The chickens are rampaging the city! The only weapons we have are pool noodles! What should we do?"
He throws a towel at you, which falls into the bath, making it all wet. The tragedy.
---Frank---
You have an anxiety attack as you know you have to get out. As you regroup your creatures, Pedro, the maracas warrior is thrown through your basement window, breaking it. He falls on his back, then looks at you.
"Hey Frank"
---Dandy Boy Randy---
For some reason, your brother's body is in your cell. Lack of space apparently. As your trial is about to begin, a guard armed with a pool noodle opens your cell.
"Look. I don't care who you are or what you did. The town is being attacked by furious chickens. Your trial will be postponed. If you help us, I'm sure the judge will be more... clement about your sentence. What's it gonna be?"
This is the beginning of the story, but things happen before the story starts.
Lord Ass Rammington spend his entire noble days raising through the ranks, through blood and sweat, and a bit of thunderous shit, he made it as leader of the city. People are outraged by their leaders being called Ass, but still have to accept that he is now their leader.
THE GREAT DEMON LORD FRANK is still living in his merchant mom's basement, but she is on vacation and he just ran out of food... He might have to go out into the world on his own and actually buy stuff in the marketplace, which is... OH MY GOD! RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR! THAT IS TOO FAR!
Dandy Boy Randy got caught for murdering an innocent bystander, which was found out to be his brother. He is currently rotting in prison, waiting for his trial.
Now it is time to start the story of Super Fantasy Magician Warriors Book Of Terrible Prophecies
*****
Prophecy 1: The Rooster Clock
---Lord Ass Remington---
You're naked in your bath, Garry, the captain of your personal guard bursts through the door, invading your privacy.
"Lord Ass! Lord Ass! The chickens are rampaging the city! The only weapons we have are pool noodles! What should we do?"
He throws a towel at you, which falls into the bath, making it all wet. The tragedy.
---Frank---
You have an anxiety attack as you know you have to get out. As you regroup your creatures, Pedro, the maracas warrior is thrown through your basement window, breaking it. He falls on his back, then looks at you.
"Hey Frank"
---Dandy Boy Randy---
For some reason, your brother's body is in your cell. Lack of space apparently. As your trial is about to begin, a guard armed with a pool noodle opens your cell.
"Look. I don't care who you are or what you did. The town is being attacked by furious chickens. Your trial will be postponed. If you help us, I'm sure the judge will be more... clement about your sentence. What's it gonna be?"
