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Oct 8, 2017 20:53:41 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2017 20:53:41 GMT -5
Greet the floof and see of our friend is okay
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Oct 8, 2017 21:28:09 GMT -5
Post by Vitsheep on Oct 8, 2017 21:28:09 GMT -5
Dog treats.
Wait no.
Squirrel.
Large squirrel.
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Oct 8, 2017 21:49:21 GMT -5
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Oct 8, 2017 21:49:21 GMT -5
Dog treats. Wait no. Squirrel. Large squirrel. Specifically, a large squirrel made of dog treats. |
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Oct 8, 2017 22:31:26 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2017 22:31:26 GMT -5
As long as we can name the dog Dogachu.
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Oct 8, 2017 22:37:07 GMT -5
Post by Vitsheep on Oct 8, 2017 22:37:07 GMT -5
No. We already have a Dogachu. Don't make things unnecessarily confusing, especially when there's so many other names to choose from.
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Oct 8, 2017 23:05:39 GMT -5
Post by pielover19 on Oct 8, 2017 23:05:39 GMT -5
Wave and smile.
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Oct 9, 2017 9:43:26 GMT -5
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Post by Just14 on Oct 9, 2017 9:43:26 GMT -5
Blank waves at the wolf. He then looks at the girl. She seems to be fine. Blank smiles at her.
The girl takes out a large squirrel shaped dog biscuit from her pocket before giving it the the wolf.
"I appreciate the gesture, but I'm currently busy contemplating this plot line. What exactly IS the purpose of this world?"
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Oct 9, 2017 10:06:52 GMT -5
Post by pielover19 on Oct 9, 2017 10:06:52 GMT -5
Shrug, attempt to speak.
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Oct 9, 2017 11:20:53 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2017 11:20:53 GMT -5
Team Rocket Intro time. With red head, and floof.
Wait should we give them names?
Quick crow think of good names.
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Oct 9, 2017 13:14:19 GMT -5
Post by Bloodmancer on Oct 9, 2017 13:14:19 GMT -5
The master of space and alone overlords disguised as a bald old man warps in.
Aka McMick
And he has burning children.
Be proceeds to throw them at people with great force and enthusiasm.
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Oct 10, 2017 14:20:15 GMT -5
Post by Vitsheep on Oct 10, 2017 14:20:15 GMT -5
Karmic justice
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Oct 11, 2017 10:29:51 GMT -5
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Post by Just14 on Oct 11, 2017 10:29:51 GMT -5
Blank shrugs. He never really thought of it. What IS the purpose of this game?
Suddenly, an old man appears in a blazing ball of fire. Animated corpses of dead children set ablaze rise from the ground as the beautiful flowers and trees catch on fire. It looks like some kind of special hell now.
Blank then jumps up in front of McMick dramatically while posing and mouthing words because he can only pretend to speak. "..."
The fanged girl joins him. "..."
"..."
"..."
"...!"
"...!"
"...!"
"...!"
"Yes, that is correct." The wolf jumps in between, the two of them before opening his mouth and blasting a laser of justice at McMick. McMick then falls back, burning away in a pit of flaming children.
The current attacker is gone, but Blank notices this place is most definitely in shambles now. The party won't last long like this in a blazing, fiery hellscape.
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Oct 11, 2017 11:20:02 GMT -5
Post by Bloodmancer on Oct 11, 2017 11:20:02 GMT -5
Well shit. McMick is dead. But not forever. Because he's the alien overlord of time and space you know. He'll come back as a giant glowing moth-demon later. For now, let's bring in some "Kid friendly" players, shall we?
A dreadfully pale looking chap wearing rags walks over. Somehow, this man has managed to fit a very clean and pristine human skull over his own head. He's holding a scythe of some sort and a gray steel box is chained to his legs, rattling and screeching against the ground with every step he takes.
"Well hello there... I see you've managed to kill that friendly old man. He was such a bother. Always teleporting around and defying the physics of my masters world... Say, what is this place anyway?"
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Oct 11, 2017 11:41:38 GMT -5
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Post by Vitsheep on Oct 11, 2017 11:41:38 GMT -5
A metaphorical metric tonne of bullshit.
Metaphorical in the sense that it has a deeper meaning.
But also literally 1,000kg of bovine excrement.
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Oct 11, 2017 19:03:03 GMT -5
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Post by Just14 on Oct 11, 2017 19:03:03 GMT -5
A strange man comes walking in, claiming that the old man that died will revive as a demonic moth and that he is in fact not a normal weirdo, but an exceptional weirdo that's wearing chains with a steel box and a skull.
It is at that moment, one metric ton of bovine excrement falls from above and on top of this man. The excrement is then set on fire.
Congratulations, this game has literally become a flaming pile of bullshit.
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