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Bloodmancer Guru Help, some edgy dude with a bag kidnapped me and I can't get out Posts: 3,528 Personal Rank: Hunter Vitcoins: 58	Shift Oct 16, 2017 5:25:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bloodmancer on Oct 16, 2017 5:25:28 GMT -5 And then Russian mobsters control the city.
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pielover19 Legendary Hero Shipping Vitcon members Posts: 6,783 Personal Rank: Official Phlerb Vitcoins: 52	Shift Oct 16, 2017 6:20:03 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pielover19 on Oct 16, 2017 6:20:03 GMT -5 But does Blank know that?
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Bloodmancer Guru Help, some edgy dude with a bag kidnapped me and I can't get out Posts: 3,528 Personal Rank: Hunter Vitcoins: 58	Shift Oct 17, 2017 5:31:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bloodmancer on Oct 17, 2017 5:31:32 GMT -5 Oct 16, 2017 6:20:03 GMT -5 pielover19 said: But does Blank know that? A random Russian mobster comes up and tells blank that the city is under the control of Russian mobsters.
	Puts a rich look on his face

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"So, where are you-" The train comes to a screeching halt. Everyone jerks backward and Blank sees a child with a portable fireplace fall over.

Mobster Rabbids come aboard the train and suddenly surround everyone, equipped with laser guns. They seem to be holding you hostage. A nearby rodeo clown begins to sob uncontrollably. The leader steps forward and begins speaking to Blank in Russian, but he can't understand any of it.

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Vitsheep Groundskeeper Posts: 12,663 Personal Rank: Head Lumber-Sheep Vitcoins: 80	Shift Oct 22, 2017 10:40:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Vitsheep on Oct 22, 2017 10:40:05 GMT -5 Alright. This'll be my simplest addition yet. A mob of actual 1930's-type gangsters who got on in Chicago armed to the teeth that have a strong dislike for rabbits, Russians, and parodies.
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Oct 22, 2017 10:40:05 GMT -5 Vitsheep said:

Alright. This'll be my simplest addition yet.

A mob of actual 1930's-type gangsters who got on in Chicago armed to the teeth that have a strong dislike for rabbits, Russians, and parodies.

Actual Russian mobsters is what I had originally intended... But now we have rabbit Russian mobsters... greeeeeat.

*Puts a rich look on his face*

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Oct 22, 2017 11:23:10 GMT -5 Bloodmancer said:

Oct 22, 2017 10:40:05 GMT -5 Vitsheep said:

Alright. This'll be my simplest addition yet.

A mob of actual 1930's-type gangsters who got on in Chicago armed to the teeth that have a strong dislike for rabbits, Russians, and parodies.

Actual Russian mobsters is what I had originally intended... But now we have rabbit Russian mobsters... greeeeeat.

I'll add a third vote for this, let's wipe out the Rabbids. In fact let's give Blank some Anti-Rabbid spray.

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As the Rabbids stand there, the doors from the cart behind open up and gunfire is unleashed. Gangsters come running in and both they and the Rabbids start shooting each other. Blank and the girl dive down to the ground. The passengers seem panicked and let out shouts and shrieks. Blank looks to the girl. "Hey, follow me. I'll get us out of here."

"A-Alright..." The two both get up and crawl across the ground. Suddenly, a Rabbid stands in the way, but Blank pulls out Rabbid Spray and sprays it in his eyes.

The Rabbid lets out a "BWAAAAAH" as he melts into a puddle. Blank and the red haired girl manage to escape the train and find themselves in Chicago. However, just as things seem to be calming down, a Dragon flies across the sky and lets out a mighty roar.

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CMPunkCMPunk Hero C M Punk! C M Punk! C M Punk! C M Punk! Posts: 1,233 Personal Rank: It's real! Vitcoins: 114	Shift Oct 22, 2017 16:21:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by CMPunkCMPunk on Oct 22, 2017 16:21:14 GMT -5 marry dragon

Vitsheep Groundskeeper Posts: 12,663 Personal Rank: Head Lumber-Sheep Vitcoins: 80	Shift Oct 22, 2017 16:44:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Vitsheep on Oct 22, 2017 16:44:22 GMT -5 Really, really, really, really big flyswatter.
	Naptime.

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pielover19 Legendary Hero Shipping Vitcon members Posts: 6,783 Personal Rank: Official Phlerb Vitcoins: 52	Shift Oct 22, 2017 18:01:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pielover19 on Oct 22, 2017 18:01:30 GMT -5 "We aien't in Kansas no more, girl. Let's get out of here.
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Blank and the red haired girl run through the panicking town and watches as a helicopter above flies in, swinging a gigantic fly swatter at the dragon. The dragon breathes out powerful flames, destroying the swatter before flying down and landing in front of Blank and the girl. Blank seems unsure what to do, but responds. "Will you marry me?"

The red haired girl and the dragon look shocked. The dragon responds, however. "Aw, sugar, I'm sorry, but I'm just lookin' to be friends right now."

"Toto, I get a feeling we aren't in Kansas anymore." The girl looks to Blank. "Let's get out of here."

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