Vitcon Vending Machine

(yeah the green hair princess who traveled the country with her berserker and some rouge that she hired.

You got Celtic Guardian! It's my favorite of Yugi's cards. Not because of use, but he's just cool.

*inserts SUMMONED SKULL*

Character Items: Quote, Bulbasaur, Mr. Game & Watch, Sonic, Hero Chao, Giant Golden Pikachu, Torm, Fawful, Mad Hatter, Ivysaur, Scrooge McDuck, Cubot, Yarn Baby Bowser, Iago, Sudowoodo, Lightning, Rottweiler, Great Deku Sapling, Mr. L, Blinky, Montey Mole, Kaepora Gaebora, Paper Wario, Name Rater, Husky, Fracktail, Young Yuna, Cheesybear, Arianna, Argumentative Duck, Zillo Beast, Carbuncle, Ryo, Mini Master Hand, Waluigi, Cosplay Agumoogle, Adam Jones, Coilette, Two Husky Puppies, German Shepherd Puppy, Kirbi, Sargent Pichu, Cook (Wario Land), Moogle Cop, Fafnir Horse, Hungry Luma, Shadow Deer, Raine, Severa, Princess Eclair, Ferret, Dragon Pokemon Egg, Kitty, Fox, Junpei, Pokefan, Luma, Female Robin, Corrin, Jirachi, Blizzaria, Froggy, Magical Detective Loveline, Raine (Tales), Karth, Chibi Chrom, King K Rool, Coo, Red, Bioluminescent Goldfish, Mystical Blue Yoshi, Sad Dog, Electro Fan, Amy, Randall, Noctowl, Bill, Slam, Squirtle, Mameowmia Palico, Jecht, Bunny, Mystic, Lisa, Komajiro, Sora, Stan Lee, Pix, L'Arachel, Bluechu

Multi Use Items: Swaltzer's Mother Figurine, Ivysaur Theme, Tiny Vending Machine, Onion (Pikmin), Smash Bros. Posters, Answer Board, Shadow's Rocket Shoes, Special Edition FFCC, Mewtwo Action Figure, 3D Sharpies, Fire Medallion, Heavenice, Cat Square, Spirit Medallion, Cloud in a Bottle, Pikachu Plush, Inkless Printer, Samsung Galaxy 6S, Dragon Wings, Iguanadon Card, Gameinformer Subscription, Fishing Pole, Sexy Mark Poster, Ender Crystal, Yugi's Deck, Duel Disk, GBA SP, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, Ultima Weapon Figurine, Pielover19 Amiibo, Awkward Amiibo Set, Dissidia OST, Origami Swan, Jaffar's Staff, Awkward and Napstablook's Debut Album, Aaron's Sword, Working Title Reviews, Ducktales Remastered, Wii, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Free Wi Fi, Mr. Fuzz Amiibo, Awkward's Street Fighter Manual, ? ? ? Amiibo Set, Slifer the Sky Dragon, The Winged Dragon of Ra, Obelisk the Tormentor, Horakthy the Creator God of Light, Sweater, Bestovius Amiibo, Etrian Odyssey Untold 2, Red Chain, Lightspeed Module, Darth Vader's Glove, Voldo's Claw Gauntlet, How To Use Jecht Shot Guide, Death Gauntlet Trophy, Lawn Darts, Leftovers, Pirate Flag, Detective Hat, Date Battle Simulator Remix Edition, Rubber Band, Numerous Glitches and Server Crashes, Striped T-Shirts, Collectibles Scanner, Cunning Disguise, Reality TV Show, GameFaqs, Vault Boy Bobble head, Recycling Bin, Mega Man & Bass, Dating Sim, Random Loot Generator, Carbuncle Stone, Wedding Invitation, Sexy Bardy Sex Powers, Flame Cannon, Looty Booty, Shenmue, I Survived Challenge Tower Shirt, Dance Battle Simulator Remix Edition, Yu's Glasses, Swimsuit, Coil, Poison Dagger, Koops' Shell, Jaw Fossil, Kirby's Hammer, Meat Axe, Bowl Shield, TT Tower Model, Pokemon Hat, Wanted Penguin Poster, TM Flash, Gladius, Fresh Cut Wood, FLUDD, Pokemon GO, Gashapon, Buster Sword, Tem Shop, Giant Fan

Single Use Items: Baguette, Lon Lon Milk, Giant Orange, Cup of Tears, 7-UP, Perfect Peach, Footprint, Bone, Candy Apple, Mystery Power Up (3), Inside Joke, Outside Joke, Fire Extinguisher, Onion (Food), Numerous Legos, Dairy Queen Blizzard, Classified Information, Awkward DLC, Depression, Awkward Genie, Speed Boost, Paper Bowser Sticker, Holy Water, Bubble Gum, Fond Memories, Maple Syrup, Bad Headache, Lame Feeling, Fertilizer, Mistake (Food), Frisky Business, Fresh Smith Veggies, Friendship Obliterator, Memories of Azura, Questionable Drink, Distress, Eggos, Scarlet Rain, Maxim Tomato, Monday, Volcanic Eruption, Electro Zone, Mini Mushroom, Left Out Feeling, Future Vision, Ice Breath, Snort

Currency Items: Bell Tree, Ness's ATM Card, Blank Check, Bronze Coin, Dull Dime, Huge Treasure Box, Free Stuff Ticket

You get Riku (KH: DDD versio)

Inserts Rosalinas wand and Prince Luma

You got Black Doom.

Insert Vector.

Inventory: Ness Plush, Mr. Saturn, Crazy Hand, Swift Sail, Overpriced Coffee, Wario, God's Necklace, Autographed Cinder Poster, Animal Crossing Bed, Overused Joke, Weather Band, Mewtwo DLC, Roll of TP, Zinogre Plush, Riki Hat, Fire Emblem If, Mother 3 for NA, Failed Test, Link Cube, $3 Coin, Hug, Obama, Classic Bill Trinen Trophy, Ninten, Pokémon Colosseum Anime DVD Set, !!!, Cop Car, Machine Gun, Bomb, Mr. Fuzz Skylander Figureout, Brett Farve, Zanbato (Zangetsu(?)), Melee Kirby, Shadow Mewtwo, Cleffa Egg, Rechargeable Batteries, Bomb Sniffing Dog, Blue Virus, Cure Magicite, Empty Eye Socket (equipped), Deku Nut, Roller Skates, Cure Magicite, Ominous Latin Chorus, Yellow Chocobo, Ghetto/Fake Lloyd Irving Cosplayer, Hatless Professor Layton, Lengthy Cutscene(2), Ryu Stick Figure Drawing, Super Chao Ball Egg, Chicken, American to 1920's Textbook, Bayonetta Kirby, Battle Date Simulator 2.0, Laguna amiibo, Cait Sith, Shattered Tombstone, Pikachu, Koopa Bros, Basketball Hoop, Random Kermit the Frog Tattoo, Segata Sanshiro, Siribot, Cardinal named Phoenix, Flashlight, Dr. Robotnik, Sega Gear & Watch, Dream Dust, GamePad, SD Button, The Master (Paper Mario), Sega Jingle, Disapproval, G.I.N.T E.G.G, Ness's Bat, Another Secret Sex Blog, Slot Machine, Reala Cosplay Set (the best item), Xenomorph Blood, Crow, Polite Command, Scrap Metal, Bayonetta's Gun Heels, Napstablook, Jason Kidd, Denial, Vial of Toxins, Beat, Apologetic Letter, Floyd Birving, Ferret, Band-Aids, Minfilia Space Jesus, Feeling Like Garbage Cutscene, Toy Mew, Kirby Figure, Reala, Salandit, Guaranteed Critical Hit, Wave the Swellow, 2 Bunnies, Mop, World's Best Mom Coffee Cup, Flare Gun, Ninja Simulator, Jar of Vomit, High Charizard, Steam Machine, Bucket of Vomit, 3rd Place Ribbon, Bad Joke, Sonic, Classic Sonic, Ness, Grimer, Tails, Mjölnir, Lots of Boo Buddies, Blood Sword, Happy Blue Fluid, Knuckles, Apocalyptic Robot, Spontaneous Combustion, Cream and Cheese, Fake Money, Silver w/ Pajama Pants, James Bond (Goldeneye 64), Ztar, Indigo w/ Yukata, Doduo, Glove w/ Admantium Claws, Don't Do Drugs Poster, Race Car w/ Lightning Themed Paint Job, Komasan, TM Rest, Ultra Plushie, Angsty Apocalypse, Metal Shadow, Super Mario Strikers, Donkey Kong Arcade Cabinet, DJ Khaled

The machine makes that cartoon kaboom sound and ypur left with ash and smoke.

You get Ashes of the previous machine.

Inserts air into the invisible machine

(Wow somebody is awfully full of them selves.)

You start feeling guilt about what happened

You get guilt

Inserts mini mario, egg containing Tiptup Jr, a Mega Shroom and a Heavens seal

Consumables:
Shout out in shout out box, Scale Model of Comet Observatory, Treasure Map, Realm of Arstur poster (must by 18 or older to view), Note saying “Sorry Not Interested”, Lemonade, Fresh Water, reassurance, Retry ticket allows for one retry of previous move, Fruit Smoothie, 5 Phoenix Downs, Shroom shake, Star Candy, Juggernog (from CoD Zombies), Waffle, Tasty Tonics, Snowball, X Files Theme, Fairy in Bottle, Suspicious Egg (summons a random boss), Speeding Ticket, Weird Complement, Sign post liked by everyone, Insecticide, All the gold coins from the 13th age (?? Amount), silver Ignot, Emotional cutscene, Ace Playing Cards, Breakfast Meal, Wall Chicken, Seal Break

Equipable:
Telepathy, Magic Paintbrush, Sernes Gloves (can shoot bullets), Bowser and Bros Attack commands, Mario hat (turn into Mario when used), Supplex Command, Hype Train, Ice Magecite, Catana (Katana that looks like a cat), Necklace with Time Gear, Hylian Shield, Penguin Suit, Power Bracelets, Sol Sword (from twilight Princess), Propeller Shroom, mini galactic knight Sword can make energy swords, A rank support, Bronze Lance, Millennium Puzzle (taller, smexier version, also think your a Pharoah ), Wii Mega Fit U (everyone stops what they are doing and do mega supplexes. ), Apocalypse Meteor (blows up a planet), Builder Hat (protect head from hazards), Poultergeist, Jet Pack fueled and ready to go, Ninja Bandana (allows you to be a Ninja when worn), Fighter ability scroll from Kirby, Joel's Painting Beam Bracelet (turns normal enemies into paintings instantly, stronger or larger enemies need to be weakened or shot multiple times), winged Cap, Black Magic, Costume Mario, Fire Glove (gain Fire glove ability like the one from Superstar Saga), Friendship Wand (whoever your the closest with will be summoned)


Multi use Items:
Microphone Maker, Dating Battle Simulator ( turns any battle into a date), Falcon Punch Guide, Madem Brosque Shop, Phonograph (summons Boo :3), Photo of everyone having Chlortles, Warp Star (2), Paper Mario’s Autograph, Mushroom Kingdom Hearts 2.75 HD Remix, Dual Disk and deck of cards based off of MKC, Hades Plush, Fighter Copy ability scroll, Sticker Album, random Star Spirit, lucky egg (2x the experience for any battle, Pokemon only), Pokeflute (wakes up anything living and sleeping, Totally Random Stuff Button (press it and random stuff happens could be good or bad), Healing Horn (play to heal all allies), ability to phlerp, Zika virus, Seraph Gold and Silver Ax (combine to make Rocket Launcher), Disney World, Duel Sword (challenge someone to a sword dual), DLC Karl's dad Alpha rythem blast, Endless supply of Banana peels, Pirate ship, a bunch of batrangs, Travel Putty, Wooden log, Explosive Beach Balls, World Geography Textbook, Mirror mode

Characters/ People:
John Cena, Angry Melee Eletists, Baby Penguin, Pichu Band (along w/ Instruments), Big the Cat, Boosalina (Boo w/ Rosalina features), May, Thomp, Metal Sonic, Fire Ninja Prinny w/ a Bow, Sunshine King Boo (wearing Hawaiian Theme shirt w/ little Boos and Sweet Shades), Cast of Friends, Robin (the bird chirp chirp) carrying a Tome and Swords, Ehiner Card (containing random FE character), Crono, baby Alatreon, Vector, Army of Baby Rabbits, Lucina, Egg containing Titup Jr, Baby Ender dragon, Frederick, Dave, 2 Linked Moogles Kupo, Dire Wolf named Lady, Morgan, Sophie, The mountain (from GoT), Gangster Ferret, Teenage Mutant Ninja Ferrets, Yogurt Sephiroth, Mr. X, Fang the Sniper, Nurse Joy, Kelly, Cha Cha (dances and grants random buff), Young Pixy, Captain N., Alucard, Blaze the Cat, Cocanut, Booplant the boo (green boo, can talk to plants), Ashley (girl next door living in a haunted mansion), Parakarry (?), The Rock (most electrifying man in sports entertainment), Zitrino (Kitrinos evil twin sister), Helmaroc King (extremely loyal), Tab/Mike fusion, Celtic Warrior,

Pokemon\Chaos\ Familiars:
Chespin (Chester), Fennekin (Fen Fen 2.0), Hitmontop (Spinny), Abra (Pika), Spinda (Pikachu), Joltick (Spider Chu), Charmander (Char), Oshawott (Yoshiwott),
Vaperon (Vape), Clockmon (digimon), Chao Egg

Special Item:

You got the Power of Friendship (PoF) Laser!
Rules
1: The PoF can only be used in major battles, and only once per fight. Time it wisely!
2: The PoF's strength is determined by how many allies and other users (assists and characters in your sphere don't count, that would be too easy) you can get to help you charge it. Use it on your own and you're probably better off doing anything else. One or two allies and you'll do some decent damage. A large group (such as the kind of group we'll probably have by the final boss) and you've got one hell of a force to be reckoned with that can take a large chunk out of just about anything's health bar.

You get a basket full of kittens. Now how could you want to obliterate ssomething like that.

Inserts Time wizard into the machine