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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 20, 2018 2:48:13 GMT -5
Awkward AwkwardLocation: What the fuck?You have absolutely no idea where you are or what's going on. It's pitch-black, but somehow you can see perfectly. There's nothing in here but a few beds floating randomly in the sea of nothing. Well, there is one other thing. A teenage with short, ruffled brown hair is sleeping in one of the beds. Something else appears. An orb surrounded by a maroon glow floating in the middle of the space.
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Post by Awkward on Feb 20, 2018 15:48:50 GMT -5
Go to the teen and sock him in the face with a (far from) crushing blow. "Get up, lazy! You work for me now!" While Tab's body jerks itself awake from the sudden jolt of average force, walk over to the orb and snatch it.
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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 20, 2018 16:04:12 GMT -5
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You walk over and tug on the orb. The little bastard tries to resist your might, so you pull harder. When you pull it out of the nothing, a crack of something appears. It quickly widens until it looks like a static-y window type of thing.
The orb disappears into your body.
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Post by Awkward on Feb 20, 2018 17:24:21 GMT -5
"Nice! We're out! Kid, we're going through here. Hurry it up."
Tab gets up and off the bed, regaining his composure. "You know, you're really not that much older than me... if at all. The 'kid' title isn't necessary..."
Try getting through that window thing.
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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 20, 2018 17:45:35 GMT -5
Awkward walks through the window. He finds himself on a narrow, concrete dock. A small crowd of people are cheering at him on from a boat to his left.
A pair of women dressed as maids are standing in front of him. One, with black hair and red eyes, curtsies, lifting her skirt slightly. "How may I serve serve you?" A knife drops from the folds of her dress. She catches it on her foot, kicks it into the air, and catches it. She takes a fighting stance. "Sliced, poached, or pared!?"
The other, a busty blonde, pulls a bow out from under her apron. "Lara the super-maid!" She raises one foot and blows a kiss to the side towards... nothing. Empty ocean. "Ready for action!" Looking at this one is... painful. In more than one way. Other than feeling embarrassed for her, something in the back of your head buzzes when you try. It's like the equal and opposite of how you felt looking at your orb.
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Post by Awkward on Feb 20, 2018 18:58:17 GMT -5
Tab tightens the grip on his newsbag, analyzing the situation. "Negotiation is out the window, and I don't think I can take both of them by myself. We should contemplate retreat."
Awkward scoffs. "I'm part of this fight, so our victory should already be assured."
"U-Um... you don't look like you've ever won a fight in your life. Or even proficient at fighting."
"Well, it'll look silly if we were to die here! Besides, I've got a GREAT idea, but I need these maids down. Just listen to me only."
Tab summons his scooter, allowing Awkward to hop on his lap. It's almost like Tab has a cute little plush while driving. Tab charges at the blonde maid on his vehicle, swinging at her with his bag in a driveby attack, while Awkward imagines and creates a large shield out of thin air and darkness, holding it in front and using it to try blocking any incoming attacks, focusing primarily on the blonde.
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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 20, 2018 19:09:04 GMT -5
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"Well, it'll look silly if we were to die here! Besides, I've got a GREAT idea, but I need these maids down. Just listen to me only."
A girl with blonde hair done up in a bun, dressed in a white blouse, black skirt, and black flats drops out of nowhere and lands beside you. She pulls a sledgehammer-looking mallet out of nowhere. "Alright, let's wallop them!"
"ROUND ONE. FIGHT!" A disembodied voice yells.
Hammer-girl jumps back and disappears. The blonde maid does the same as Tab gets on his scooter.
Awkward and Tab charge forward with their scooter-shield combo. The knife-maid crouches down and takes a defensive posture. The scooter seems to crash into a faintly-visible wall and just sort of... stop... The black-haired maid throws a short kick, then rises while swinging her knife. It clangs off the shield.
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Post by Awkward on Feb 20, 2018 20:12:03 GMT -5
Awkward screams. "What the hell is this?! They're too powerful! I hate this!"
Awkward gets rid of the shield and creates a boomerang in its place, tossing it at the maid so as to hit her from behind on the return trip. Tab will attempt the same attack as before, timing it with the boomerang to attack right after the projectile.
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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 20, 2018 21:29:29 GMT -5
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Awkward's boomerang hits her in the back of the head just before Tab runs her over. She goes flying, landing on her back. She does a handspring back to her feet. She throws two knives at Awkward, then shakily pulls out a large handgun and fires. The recoil knocks her to her butt. Awkward is injured by the attack.
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Post by Awkward on Feb 20, 2018 22:45:58 GMT -5
"Ow! Here, let's trade!" Awkward creates a spear for Tab to use while grabbing Tab's newsbag for himself. Tab charges once more at, then around the enemy, trying repeatedly to strike her while Awkward jumps off the scooter, divebombing onto the enemy with an aerial newsbag bonk.
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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 20, 2018 22:53:37 GMT -5
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You attack the maid as she's getting up, hitting her several times and finishing with a big bash. The maid goes flying and crashes into an invisible wall, bouncing off and immediately jumping up as she hits the ground.
"SUPER!" the disembodied voice yells.
"Lara!" the maid yells. She leaps back and through that wall. The other maid runs out of nowhere. She does a super-quick, cute pose, then readies her bow and arrow.
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Post by Awkward on Feb 20, 2018 23:01:30 GMT -5
Awkward tosses Tab back his bag, then creates a minigun for himself, firing at the enemy from a distance while Tab also fires a concentrated beam of light from his scooter's headlight, staying away.
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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 20, 2018 23:14:47 GMT -5
Awkward and Tab start attacking at range. Lara starts running forward, moving in a really weird way. The bullets are clearly hitting her, but they don't seem to be affecting her in any way? She slide-kicks Awkward, knocking him into the air. She jumps up, following with a kick-kick-bowslap into a downward arrow spreadshot.
"NICE!"
Awkward bounces off the ground like it's a trampoline.
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Post by Awkward on Feb 20, 2018 23:25:58 GMT -5
Tab's scooter releases a cloud of toxic fumes from the exhaust, targeting the enemy in hopes of slowing her down. Awkward tries recovering in midair, then creates a shield to protect himself and land safely.
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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 21, 2018 0:36:09 GMT -5
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Tab releases a cloud of smoke. Lara coughs and takes damage, but it doesn't stagger her. She's waiting below Awkward. When he recovers, she winds up and launches him into high the air while shining with a blue aura.
The world fades to black, Tab disappears, and Lara kneels down, firing a huge arrow up after Awkward. It slices through him. Lara teleports behind him, catches the arrow, and reloads it into the bow as she shifts to directly over Awkward. Time slows down as she fires again. Lara teleports to the ground, twirls, giggles, and flashes a V as the arrow impales Awkward into the grey ground. Then the world returns to normal, the arrow's gone, Lara's in a normal fighting stance.
Awkward feels like crap. He looks up and sees a bar with his name floating in mid-air. It's 1/3 green, 1/3 red, and 1/3 empty. There's also a smaller, full green bar labeled "Dana." Below that it says "Assist available!" in a different text.
Another pair of bars say (#&# (mostly green) and Alice P. (20% green). That first name looks... glitchy...
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