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Post by Awkward on Feb 21, 2018 2:43:43 GMT -5
"Ah, fuck! That hurt way more than I thought it... Wait, who's Dana? I'm not a praying man, but if there's really a 'Dana' out there, they better start pulling their goddamn weight!"
Awkward creates a grenade launcher for himself and fires it at the enemy to drop from on high. Tab charges at the enemy, going for a grab and trying to toss them up high. Meanwhile, after firing, Awkward will try calling upon this "Assist".
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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 21, 2018 13:53:08 GMT -5
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Awkward fires a grenade while Tab goes in for the command grab. Lara shoots Awkward with an arrow, but Tab chucks her up into the blast. When Awkward mentions Dana, he feels an invisible force pulling him backwards like he's on a rope.
He finds himself and Tab floating in what feels like a small, invisible coffin while the girl with the blonde bun and hammer leaps out. "Here I go!" On the plus side, the red on Awkard's bar is turning green again. That seems like a good thing.
This does not feel like a good matchup. Lara keeps poking her down from range and dashing off whenever Dana gets close.
"Oh, now I'm mad!" Dana starts spinning, then chucks her hammer. It bounces off Lara and back to Dana. Lara bounces off that invisible wall and right into Dana's next swing - a rising strike that launches her up into the air. Dana jumps up with a jab-kick-somersault-smash and Lara bounces off the ground. "Awkward!"
You feel yourself and Awkward thrown back out towards Lara while Dana retreats.
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Post by Awkward on Feb 21, 2018 18:28:25 GMT -5
Tab feels like a light bulb goes off in his head. "Hey, furry boss! I think I comprehend how this fight works now! You should perform 'combos'! This is how we-"
"Shut up! I-I know how to do that! Just do your part and watch this!"
Tab quickly moves below Lara, ready to swing his newsbag upwards on her descent. Awkward jumps towards the midair enemy, creating an axe and planning to smash her downwards towards Tab, then down again after Tab hopefully extends the combo.
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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 21, 2018 18:45:40 GMT -5
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You proceed to lame it out and infinite combo that maid down. It still bothers you to look at her...
"FINISH!"
Looks like this is one of those things where you only have to take down one of your opponents.
The bow-and-arrow maid is lying there unconscious. You feel like she'd be vulnerable to your orb right now...
The other one, Alice, comes back on the stage and repeatedly punches the ground in frustration. Dana appears at your side, raising her hammer in celebration.
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Post by Awkward on Feb 21, 2018 20:51:14 GMT -5
Awkward looks at Dana inquisitively. "But who even are y- WHATEVER. I got some stuff to do first."
Head over to bow maid and check out what's going on with her. Has she been Edited previously?
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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 21, 2018 21:05:02 GMT -5
Very edited.
You can revert all the changes at once, but you won't be able to un-revert them.
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Post by Awkward on Feb 21, 2018 21:13:15 GMT -5
VERY edited? Hmm, revert the changes anyways, and Edit in a neat little "Loyalty: Awkward!" as a bonus.
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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 21, 2018 21:24:27 GMT -5
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You undo the changes and her appearance changes radically. She loses the maid outfit. Her shoes change into sandals. Her leggings remain black, but only run from ankle to thigh. Her dress becomes a frilly, red-and-yellow skirt too short to even be called revealing. Black strings zigzag across her midsection and around her sizable breasts, crossing a small, tight tube top to hold some small shoulder pads in place. She also has a pair of small, furry bracelets. She keeps the waist-length blue hair and bow. She sits up, groggily rubs her eyes, and looks at you. "Hi."
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Post by Awkward on Feb 21, 2018 21:32:54 GMT -5
"Yo." Awkward shrugs. "Eh. It'll do." Awkward then faces Dana. "Now, uh... Who are you exactly, and why'd you help me out? I mean, I understand I've got a loyal and sizable fanbase, but I still gotta know."
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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 21, 2018 21:44:32 GMT -5
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"I'm-"
The world flickers and you find yourself on what looks like a character select screen with all the girls you were just fighting with, as well as three others. They're all just standing around while a pair of cursors start jumping around.
You see a pair of other icons in the corners. "EXIT" and "SUBSPACE MODE." You could probably reach them if you jumped.
"-Dana! I helped you because you were on my team. No hard feelings if we end up fighting against each other next time!"
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Post by Awkward on Feb 21, 2018 21:57:29 GMT -5
"Ah, I see." Awkward starts scheming aloud to himself. "So if I stick around and keep winning fights, I can keep recruiting girls to my party... if they'll even follow me outside of this world. I could even steal their abilities!"
"Which is what you should have done with that last opponent while you had the opportunity."
"...Shit! You're right! Aghhhh! Whatever, whatever! First, we need to test a theory..."
Awkward and Tab try jumping to the EXIT icon.
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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 21, 2018 22:20:11 GMT -5
Awkward ignores the fighters and leaps onto the exit button. So does Tab. Your new servant does not seem interested in doing such intense physical labor without being instructed.
You pop out into a small room with blue-black stripey walls. A small television and game system are set up. You burst out of the TV, landing between a pair of girls sitting on beanbags and holding controllers.
One is blonde, glasses, small. Mousey. The other is grey-haired, tall, thin, kind of puny. Looks like a deer. Despite looking so different, you guess they're both in their mid-teens.
They look understandably surprised.
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Post by Awkward on Feb 21, 2018 22:31:32 GMT -5
"...
Hey, I call next."
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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 21, 2018 22:31:57 GMT -5
Oh. There are exits here in the form of swirly-portal-looking things. One's labeled "POWER," and the other "CPU."
The game cartridge is labeled "Super Moeblob Fighter Infinite."
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Post by Vitsheep on Feb 21, 2018 22:32:55 GMT -5
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Deer-girl shakily extends her hand and offers her controller, then starts sliding her seat backwards.
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