Post by pielover19 on Mar 28, 2015 21:18:24 GMT -5
Thousands stare at their Televisions as a black screen takes it over. Suddenly, it slowly starts getting brighter and brighter. An oak dock is visible, and something is standing on it. As the camera quickly gets brighter, everybody is suddenly met with a close up of a Parasect. He quickly waves at the audience. " Welcome to CAMP POKE, the hottest new reality show on the block! Here, 13 contestants will battle it out, TO WIN THE RIGHTS TO THIS ISLAND," The Parasect shouts as the camera zooms out and shows a very green and luxorious mountain.
" Now, let us meet our first contestant, the Lillipup who works at State Farm, JAKEEEE," Parasect yelled as Lillipup formed in front of him. " How did I get here!?!? Why aren't I in my cozy office, clicking on things and doing White Collar Work!? This isn't one of those reality shows, right? You know, the unoriginal ones with sterotypes galore, tons of couples, a ton of cast members, and unoriginal titles. I hate those. Really, reality TV sucks," Jake said in a quick voice. " SHUT UP AND STOP TALKING TRASH ABOUT MY INDUSTRY," Parasect yelled as he slapped Jake across the face. " OW! That slap was quite unnecisarry," Lillipop shouted. Parasect proceeded to slap him three times, which shut Jake up.
" Next up is the regular, unoriginal nice person, the boring Bidoof, MOLLLYYYY," Parasect yelled as a Bidoof formed in front of him. " Hey guys, I'm excited to be here! Why, aren't you looking wonderful today, Mr. Parasect," Molly exclaimed. " Yeah, hi person with only one character trait," Jake said. " That's not nice," Molly replied in a high pitched voice. " Yeah, you are totally right, I should change my ways forever and become somebody like you," said Jake sarcastically.
" Well, next up is the bratty teenage girl that perfectly sums up the average teenager, the one and only Chikorita on this show, it's FELICA," Parasect said while a Chikorita appeared in front of him. " Hi, nice to meet you," Molly said to Felica. Felica was too busy crying because somebody looked at her in a dirty way. " I can help you with your emotional problems if you would like," Molly said. Felica just continued crying.
" Now, here's a shocker, we have somebody who is an obese idiot, IT IS Jo'Nathan The WAILMER," Parasect exclaimed as a Wailmer appered. However, Jo'Nathan crushed Molly because of reasons that I can not tell you. " I am Jo'Nathan, a sophisticated author of Science Fiction. People simply perceive me as an obese, dumb person because of my stupid name," Jo'Nathan said. " Wow, like, you sound so dumb and stoopid," Felica said while applying tons of makeup. " Yeah, this guy is defintely stupid," Jake replied. " Sirs, but may I please put in my own opinion on this subject? I am not an idiot, as I have an Intellegence Quotient of 277," Jo'Nathan said. " Hey, like, he's trying to sound smart! So LOL funny," Felica said. Jo'Nathan looked down at the dock.
" Now, here is an inaminate Geodude," Parasect said as a Geodude crashed into the dock. He destroyed part of it and fell in. Suddenly, Molly picked up Jo'Nathan after being crushed, and threw him at the sea. " MY GOOD PEOPLE SENSES ARE TINGLING," Molly says as she dives into the ocean. After a few minutes, she comes out with the limp Geodude in hand. She quickly uses her Mary Sue powers to fly up onto the dock and gently place Geodude down.
" Oh no, my teleportation powers are malafunctioning," Parasect said as an Electrode, a Deliberd, a Shuckle, a Gardevoir, a Magenmite, a Claydol, a Rattata, and a Gyrados fall out of the sky and crash into the nearby island. " MY MARY SUE POWERS ARE REACHING POWER LEVELS OF OVER 9000," Molly says as she rockets towards the group of people. " Well, let's go meet those people on the island," Parasect said as he teleported to the spot where everybody else was. Jake, Jo'Nathan, Felica, and Geodude were alone.
Meanwhile, the other nine contestants plus the host were in a tropical part of the island. Thick trees and bushes were everywhere. Suddenly, the Gyrados rose out and looked around, seemingly panicked. Once he saw a Bidoof charging straight towards him, he panicked even more. He didn't like these trees at all, and he didn't like the Bidoof that was coming after him. So, he started using Dragon Pulse around the area. This destroyed a lot of wildlife, as you can imagine.
" Now, let us meet our first contestant, the Lillipup who works at State Farm, JAKEEEE," Parasect yelled as Lillipup formed in front of him. " How did I get here!?!? Why aren't I in my cozy office, clicking on things and doing White Collar Work!? This isn't one of those reality shows, right? You know, the unoriginal ones with sterotypes galore, tons of couples, a ton of cast members, and unoriginal titles. I hate those. Really, reality TV sucks," Jake said in a quick voice. " SHUT UP AND STOP TALKING TRASH ABOUT MY INDUSTRY," Parasect yelled as he slapped Jake across the face. " OW! That slap was quite unnecisarry," Lillipop shouted. Parasect proceeded to slap him three times, which shut Jake up.
" Next up is the regular, unoriginal nice person, the boring Bidoof, MOLLLYYYY," Parasect yelled as a Bidoof formed in front of him. " Hey guys, I'm excited to be here! Why, aren't you looking wonderful today, Mr. Parasect," Molly exclaimed. " Yeah, hi person with only one character trait," Jake said. " That's not nice," Molly replied in a high pitched voice. " Yeah, you are totally right, I should change my ways forever and become somebody like you," said Jake sarcastically.
" Well, next up is the bratty teenage girl that perfectly sums up the average teenager, the one and only Chikorita on this show, it's FELICA," Parasect said while a Chikorita appeared in front of him. " Hi, nice to meet you," Molly said to Felica. Felica was too busy crying because somebody looked at her in a dirty way. " I can help you with your emotional problems if you would like," Molly said. Felica just continued crying.
" Now, here's a shocker, we have somebody who is an obese idiot, IT IS Jo'Nathan The WAILMER," Parasect exclaimed as a Wailmer appered. However, Jo'Nathan crushed Molly because of reasons that I can not tell you. " I am Jo'Nathan, a sophisticated author of Science Fiction. People simply perceive me as an obese, dumb person because of my stupid name," Jo'Nathan said. " Wow, like, you sound so dumb and stoopid," Felica said while applying tons of makeup. " Yeah, this guy is defintely stupid," Jake replied. " Sirs, but may I please put in my own opinion on this subject? I am not an idiot, as I have an Intellegence Quotient of 277," Jo'Nathan said. " Hey, like, he's trying to sound smart! So LOL funny," Felica said. Jo'Nathan looked down at the dock.
" Now, here is an inaminate Geodude," Parasect said as a Geodude crashed into the dock. He destroyed part of it and fell in. Suddenly, Molly picked up Jo'Nathan after being crushed, and threw him at the sea. " MY GOOD PEOPLE SENSES ARE TINGLING," Molly says as she dives into the ocean. After a few minutes, she comes out with the limp Geodude in hand. She quickly uses her Mary Sue powers to fly up onto the dock and gently place Geodude down.
" Oh no, my teleportation powers are malafunctioning," Parasect said as an Electrode, a Deliberd, a Shuckle, a Gardevoir, a Magenmite, a Claydol, a Rattata, and a Gyrados fall out of the sky and crash into the nearby island. " MY MARY SUE POWERS ARE REACHING POWER LEVELS OF OVER 9000," Molly says as she rockets towards the group of people. " Well, let's go meet those people on the island," Parasect said as he teleported to the spot where everybody else was. Jake, Jo'Nathan, Felica, and Geodude were alone.
Meanwhile, the other nine contestants plus the host were in a tropical part of the island. Thick trees and bushes were everywhere. Suddenly, the Gyrados rose out and looked around, seemingly panicked. Once he saw a Bidoof charging straight towards him, he panicked even more. He didn't like these trees at all, and he didn't like the Bidoof that was coming after him. So, he started using Dragon Pulse around the area. This destroyed a lot of wildlife, as you can imagine.
