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Post by Tight Dan on Apr 10, 2018 14:55:47 GMT -5
The vending machine stabs you in the back congrats you've got a new knife since it's already a murder weapon killing withthis isthe perfect crime... maybe
Insert Estus Flask
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 10, 2018 15:00:24 GMT -5
You get a sunlight maggot. Now you can light the area with this stylish hat instead of using your hands. You've finally found it, your very own sun.
Insert a giant wolf.
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Tight Dan
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Post by Tight Dan on Apr 10, 2018 15:20:55 GMT -5
You get equally giant sword that can only be wielded with your mouth
Insert a Jar of Pickles
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Post by CMPunkCMPunk on Apr 10, 2018 16:49:03 GMT -5
Rebecca Katsopolis pops out, taking the pickles to put on her burgers. She leaves behind a 'Best of Wake Up, San Francisco' tape and then leaves.
Insert Ice Wraith Teeth
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2018 18:36:33 GMT -5
You get an Ice Walker (the Ice Zombie from GoT)
Inserts the Void because everything will eventually return to the void one day.
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Post by mrfuzz111 on Apr 10, 2018 18:57:18 GMT -5
You got the Cloud of Darkness in all her "giant green chick hanging out of a wormhole" glory! Expecting Exdeath? Nah, have the original void-related villain.
Insert an NES Zapper.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2018 19:04:05 GMT -5
You get Duck Hunt Dog and Duck combo (they act just like they do in Smash)
Tells the vending machine that it's time to wark wark run around and kick everything.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Apr 10, 2018 21:24:45 GMT -5
You get Duck Hunt Dog and Duck combo (they act just like they do in Smash) Tells the vending machine that it's time to wark wark run around and kick everything. You got an angry duck. Seems it thinks your it's mother. Insert Just into the vending machine. Inventory: Bruning wreckage, Cindy's herb pouch |
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 10, 2018 21:30:07 GMT -5
You get an adorable kitten that thinks it's big and scary but really it's just soooo cute.
Drop an apple on the machine.
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Post by Digi on Apr 10, 2018 22:01:45 GMT -5
Out flies Professor Isaac Newton. What's he useful for? That's for you to figure out.
Insert a 10 Page English Essay.
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Tight Dan
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Post by Tight Dan on Apr 10, 2018 22:56:10 GMT -5
You get an A+ CONGRATULATIONS now you can give it to others and through the power of positive reinforcement you may force someone to repeat something they just did!
Insert a Snow Cone
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Post by Bloodmancer on Apr 10, 2018 23:22:54 GMT -5
You get an A+ CONGRATULATIONS now you can give it to others and through the power of positive reinforcement you may force someone to repeat something they just did! Insert a Snow Cone You got a gangster pretending to be a snowman. He's just hiding inside of it. If you place him, he'll explode out of the snowman and shoot the first person who comes close, other than you or allies. Doesn't matter who or what they are. Insert some little blue pills called JOY. Inventory: Burning wreckage, Herb pouch, Not-scary-kitten. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2018 12:59:42 GMT -5
Why you get Nurse Joy. They both have Joy in there name and people are full of Joy when they see them.
Forces the vending machine to face it's true self.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Apr 11, 2018 21:35:04 GMT -5
You get a muscular bald headed man. He has a very strong shell but a very weak core. And he's a karate master.
Insert your only hope of survival, your inspiration, and your long forgotten memories.
Inventory:
Burning wreckage, Herb pouch, Not-scary-kitten, nurse joy.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2018 22:31:09 GMT -5
You get the Ra's Mirror. (Key item from the Dragon Quest series.)
With this you can reveal the truth to anything. Its able to see through any disguise and illusion. Plus it can reveal the true form of anyone who gazes upon it.
Inserts a kitty plush into the vending machine then super glues a mask onto it. Then rips off the mask.
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