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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 11, 2018 23:05:42 GMT -5
You get another magatama. A Marogareh Magatama. This one's not a glowing gem that reveals secrets, it's a nasty little parasite you can force-feed to someone to turn them into a demi-fiend. Don't expect them to be happy about it.
Insert a fresh-plucked feather.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Apr 12, 2018 0:17:02 GMT -5
You got the feather of truth. If you give it to an enemy, they can tell no lies, if they do, their soul will be immediately devoured by the god of death. Be careful when it is in your hands not to tell a lie, or you will face the same fate.
Insert a Doomguy figurine I found on mars.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2018 1:22:56 GMT -5
You get Doom guys pet rabbit Daisy. Someone needs to take care of her while her master is away.
Throws the vending machine into a TV then walks away before anyone notices
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Post by CMPunkCMPunk on Apr 13, 2018 22:38:51 GMT -5
The vending machine is kicked clean out of the TV by a voice that yells, "Don't pollute my world anymore! It's already messed up!" As a delayed reaction, it also spits out something - a talking mug named Stacker who runs around kicking people in the shins. He seems to want your drinks.
I place a piece of paper into the machine. It says "Allies for the Poor?" and not much else.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2018 5:03:33 GMT -5
You get Chrom the leader of the Shepards and The Prince of Yulesia.
Inserts a random blank disk into the machine
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 14, 2018 5:17:20 GMT -5
X.
Enough with the persona.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2018 8:01:41 GMT -5
X. Enough with the persona. But but but but but what do I get that's the important question Uncle Crow |
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 14, 2018 8:26:14 GMT -5
A mask.
It doesn't even fit.
Smack the machine with a golf club.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2018 8:58:56 GMT -5
The vending machine looks at you with a disapproving look on it's face. The vending machine is all about accepting any and everything. The vending machine doesn't mind having 20 million of the same things inserted into it..... The vending machine is disappointed.
Oh but don't fret the vending machine will still give you something. You get the once great golfer Tiger Woods. He's all too familiar with getting beaten up with golf clubs (burn)
Inserts the sun and moon into the vending machine.
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Post by Ultra on Apr 14, 2018 12:34:28 GMT -5
You got Two Necrozma Plushies. One is for Dusk Mane forme and the other is for Dawn wings forme
Insert The Moon Lord and a Canceled Game
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 14, 2018 12:53:57 GMT -5
You get a switch axe.
Give the machine a present.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Apr 14, 2018 14:00:08 GMT -5
You got a buddy in a box! Open it up to get a random floating baby buddy to help you out. Each buddy has one ability. (From binding of Isaac, if you don't know)
Insert my optical faceplate.
Burning wreckage, Herb pouch, Not-scary-kitten, nurse joy, ra's mirror, daisy.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2018 15:18:36 GMT -5
You get Darth Vader.....mask.
Now you to can sound like a badass with heavy breathing sounds.
Inserts a Crow Plush then a child's wish upon a star that one day it will be a real crow
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Post by CMPunkCMPunk on Apr 14, 2018 17:15:18 GMT -5
You receive a horrifying clockwork warhammer made out of a living Crow hardened to bludgeoning density. It squawks in pain each time it's used.
Insert a fish taco
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 14, 2018 17:44:59 GMT -5
You get a Deep One. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Insert the concept of time itself.
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