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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2018 17:53:31 GMT -5
You get T.T. Clock (the clock racer from Diddy Kong Racing). If anyone should know anything about time it's a sentinel stopwatch.
Takes a look at the poor Hammer Crow.
Place the Hammer Crow into the vending machine and then plays the Song of Healing.
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Post by Bloodmancer on Apr 14, 2018 19:43:23 GMT -5
You got a phoenix down. Use it to revive one fallen character.
Insert a some rare metals.
Burning wreckage, Herb pouch, Not-scary-kitten, nurse joy, ra's mirror, daisy, darth vaders mask.
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Post by Ultra on Apr 14, 2018 20:03:10 GMT -5
Out pops an Australium Ingot. It can power machines like Invisibility watches and eternal Life Machines.
Insert A shark. some Gun parts, and Souls of the Mighty Destroyer.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2018 20:17:21 GMT -5
You get a Shark with lasers latched onto there head (and somehow they are able to walk and survive on land. Don't ask questions the vending machine works in mysterious ways. Dr. Evil would be so happy.
Insets the Triforce of Courage.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 17, 2018 19:57:55 GMT -5
A somewhat familiar man on horseback with a sword called Meisterschwert appears! (I hope you understand enough German to get it)
I insert $12.10 in cash.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 17, 2018 20:38:06 GMT -5
You get a cake. Yeah, that sounds about the right price...
Give the machine a Fermi problem to solve.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 18, 2018 16:43:34 GMT -5
You obtain the ultimate problem solver: A minigun.
Inserting the Greener arcana.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 18, 2018 17:02:51 GMT -5
You get a Diagnosis spell. It uses so little MP it may as well be free. It gives a better idea of a target's health and status.
Insert a visual novel that Crow honestly can't decide whether it's really good or utter shit.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2018 19:33:00 GMT -5
You get a library card with this helpful little item you can have access to any book that ever existed IRL.
Asks the Vending machine how is it day going so far.
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Post by CMPunkCMPunk on Apr 18, 2018 21:42:19 GMT -5
The vending machine throws out a large, heavy metal bone. Apparently it hasn't been doing well.
Stick an unopened bag of flamin hot cheetos in that machine.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 18, 2018 21:49:52 GMT -5
Obtain a bottle of 24 tablets of heartburn medicine.
Inserting a hobo's left ribcage.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2018 22:25:15 GMT -5
You get Irvin from Arstur. Wait what does he have to do with a Hobos ribcage. Best not to ask too many questions.
Inserts all of Castlevania into the vending machine. Then blesses the vending machine with holy water while playing the Song of Healing.
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Post by Ultra on Apr 18, 2018 22:56:21 GMT -5
A very confused Soma Cruz Pops out of the machine. he is confused.
Insert a 2 Dollar Bill.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2018 23:39:01 GMT -5
Wow 2 dollar bill that's kinda of rare. The vending machine is pleased with this offering.
It gives you something eaqully as rare and valuable. It gives you a Diamond.
Inserts the power of positivity.
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Post by Digi on Apr 19, 2018 8:18:13 GMT -5
Out a white sword. It's the Optimist's Blade! It can cut nearly anything and anyone and deflect dark energy. It's wielder is full of optimism to the brim, meaning they can't think negatively at all.
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