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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 17, 2018 21:27:36 GMT -5
empireoffireJeffery Magnum (AKA Thomas Yorkshire)You wake up inside a large cardboard box set up sideways underneath a large bridge. When you push the flap open, a geyser of smoke escapes. The bridge runs over a nearby, blood-red river. Your reincarnated-father-dog is asleep in the side of the box. There isn't really enough room for all of you, especially with that small PC that magically appeared out of nowhere, but, y'know, whatever. A chunk of a pretty, weed-colored rock is sitting just outside your box.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 18, 2018 15:04:44 GMT -5
Examine surroundings outside of the bridge for innocent bystanders sinners to purify.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 18, 2018 16:35:31 GMT -5
JMAKATY
A hobo is fishing nearby.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 18, 2018 17:53:44 GMT -5
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) sighed to himself at the pitiful sight in front of him. A seemingly honest worker, perhaps just as shunned by mainstream society as he, doing what they can in order to survive. However, Jeffery Magnum had special eyes, and has had a special vision. God himself, a pretty rad dude, visited him one stoney night, and had opened his eyes to the uncomfortable truth he had always suspected: the mainstream was consuming the world, driving innocent people into sin, and transformed most of the human population in hollow shells of themselves; walking, empty husks, who deep down in their hearts, desire salvation from their bondage beneath the cruel whims of the demon known as the mainstream. God had instructed him with a simple task: purify the sinners.
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) approached the hobo for a closer look. Yes. It was redoubtable from the way he dressed, and the fishing rod in his hands. He too, was taken by the mainstream. He too, was a sinner. Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) closed his eyes and focused his hearing, and he could listen to the faint cries of help deep within the hobo's tainted mind. He knew what must be done.
If only the agents of the mainstream, referred to by the sinners as "the police", did not confiscate his titanium guitar.
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) ran up to the hobo, who jolted in surprise. "I am on a mission from god!" Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) declared, before pointing at the hobo. The laser of heaven smited the wicked from above.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 18, 2018 17:58:38 GMT -5
JMAKATY
You successfully commit hobo-murder.
Thomas Yorkshire (A.K.A. Jeffery Magnum) continues to be asleep in the box.
The orb chunk continues to be inanimate on the ground.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 18, 2018 19:23:37 GMT -5
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) brings a hand to his chest to say a silent prayer for the purified hobo. Lying where they stood: a large puddle of blood, various internal organs that survived the blast, and tatters of the clothing they wore.
You are freed from your mortal prison. You're welcome.
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) approached the remains. Finding his breakfast, he reached down, scooped up a liver, and ate it. He knew much of the mainstream's methods of tainting the populace, and he knew that the consumption of food found in restaurants and supermarkets were the primary ways it spread its influence. Not even the gifts of the land were left untouched, as the mainstream had poisoned them through pesticides and generations of selective breeding of fruits and vegetables. The mainstream, however, did not account for the consumption of other humans. This is how Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) has been able to resist the mainstream's cancer during his quest.
After finishing his meal, he looked over the remains for any more remains that may serve use to him. (Loot)
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 18, 2018 19:47:20 GMT -5
JMAKATY
What little 'loot' the hobo may have had was obliterated in the blast.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 18, 2018 20:24:46 GMT -5
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) finds what remains to be too mainstream for him, so he returns to his headquarters under the bridge to plan what the next step to spread god's will would be.
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) sits next to the box. He ironically pets Thomas Yorkshire (A.K.A. Jeffery Magnum) as he looks at the green stone he doesn't remember ever seeing. He contemplates crushing it to dust and snorting it to check if it is also a fragment from the mainstream, or something else entirely.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 18, 2018 20:35:33 GMT -5
JMAKATY
TYAKAJM wakes up when JMAKATY starts petting him.
When JMAKATY holds the stone and thinks about crushing it, it seems to absorb itself into his palm. It's as if it's trying to hide.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 18, 2018 20:45:17 GMT -5
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) did the only rational thing to do as the untested item appeared to absorb itself into his body.
Scream. Ironically.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 18, 2018 21:30:59 GMT -5
JMAKATY
Your ironic scream echoes under the bridge. By the way the river only continues in one direction. In the other direction is an impassible wall. Come to think of it, there's no way to get on top of the bridge, either. And it doesn't connect anything to anything else, one side just ends in mid-air.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 19, 2018 16:50:21 GMT -5
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire)'s screams halted once he came to the realization that his state of mind remained unsullied. A few flicks of the wrists, and his physical body was untainted. The rock was not an agent of the mainstream. Nonetheless, he was careless, and this was the wake-up call. He will not allow the mainstream to catch him unawares again!
To that end, he grabbed the mysterious laptop that had not been there when he went to sleep and launched it into the river. Liquids have proven effective tools against such sinister devices.
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thonas Yorkshire) examined the river and what lied beyond it, wondering if this stream was a regular stream, or a mainstream.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 19, 2018 20:44:04 GMT -5
JMAKATY
The computer refuses to budge.
There's nothing interesting to the south.
The river winds to the north for a long way. Far, far in the distance, you see what looks vaguely like a desert. Empty. Meaningless.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 20, 2018 9:02:50 GMT -5
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) gasped. This day... This date...
The sacred holiday!
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) forgot everything about what he was currently doing. He had a ritual to perform.
Sitting down next to the cardboard bix that is his headquarters, Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) took out a pair of his custom-crafted rolls of marijuana-lookalikes (but not actually marijuana because that's too mainstream). He gave one to Thomas Yorkshire (A.K.A. Jeffery Magnum). The dog automatically lit them both.
Far out.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 20, 2018 9:06:49 GMT -5
JMAKATY
You and your dog successfully blaze it.
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