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Post by empireoffire on Apr 21, 2018 18:01:39 GMT -5
After an untold period of time, Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) and his trusty canine began walking along the side of the river, seeking out sinners to purify.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 22, 2018 0:26:03 GMT -5
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Move to Blood River thread.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 30, 2018 1:30:00 GMT -5
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You wake up with a vague memory of trying to fight an entire garrison of guards in the middle of a heavily fortified town.
It was probably an ironic display or a protest piece or something.
Your dog is sitting in the cardboard box next to you.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2018 2:48:04 GMT -5
(Oh no the mainstream won ;-; )
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 30, 2018 6:41:32 GMT -5
Examine surroundings outside of the bridge for innocent bystanders sinners to purify.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 30, 2018 19:51:00 GMT -5
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There aren't any sinners to purge in the immediate vicinity. Your home is safe from the mainstream.
For now.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 30, 2018 21:03:24 GMT -5
After an untold period of time, Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) and his trusty canine began walking along the side of the river, seeking out sinners to purify.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 30, 2018 23:25:40 GMT -5
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You proceed onward in search of victims.
Move to Blood River.
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Post by Vitsheep on May 11, 2018 23:21:57 GMT -5
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You wake up in your box. But without your dog for some reason.
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Post by empireoffire on May 12, 2018 1:43:10 GMT -5
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) was planning Plan C when he noted the suspicious absence of Thomas Yorkshire (A.K.A. Jeffery Magnum). Going outside, Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) ironically placed one of his fabulous secret magic not-drugs on the soil and buried it. After watering it with river water, a small plant with a bulb grew out of the soil. The plant grew quickly and eventually the bulb opened, releasing a green dog, upon which a mainstreamer would say "wait a minute, that bulb thing was far too small for that dog" (among other things).
Thomas Yorkshire (A.K.A. Jeffery Magnum) ironically yawned and followed Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) back to the desert.
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Post by Vitsheep on May 12, 2018 14:39:35 GMT -5
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Move to Blood River.
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Post by Vitsheep on May 16, 2018 21:40:59 GMT -5
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You return home and close the cardboard box, probably using a strong sense of irony that it would be easy to just break through the sides.
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Post by empireoffire on May 17, 2018 11:56:50 GMT -5
Having a moment of enlightenment, Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) picks up his house and takes it with him back to the desert.
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Post by Vitsheep on May 18, 2018 1:37:21 GMT -5
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You attempt to pick up the box. It's unreasonably heavy for being a cardboard box. You feel like there's some stupid, arbitrary reason the mainstream won't let you move it.
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Post by empireoffire on May 20, 2018 14:41:06 GMT -5
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) curses the mainstream for infecting his house, and kicks it.
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