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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 22, 2018 0:29:58 GMT -5
JMAKATY
Your search for sinners doesn't take long. As you proceed along the river's edge, heading towards the desert, you quickly come upon a bare-chested woman.
At least you assume she is. She's laying face-down on the riverbank, her lower body resting in the blood-red water. Her arms are folded in a restful position as she seems to be napping.
She's surrounded in a grey-blue aura. You can feel your orb throbbing inside your skin.
The path continues north. You're almost at the desert, if you continue marching.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 22, 2018 19:02:00 GMT -5
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) notices a body lying face-down by the river. She looked dead. Maybe. His weed hand is throbbing for some reason. Odd.
Not immediately able to recognize whether the body is a sinner in need of purification, Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A Thomas Yorkshire) picked up a conveniently placed stick, approached cautiously (lest she be a mainstream werewolf playing dead, ready to either infect him or rip out his throat), and jabbed it in the rib.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 22, 2018 22:22:46 GMT -5
JMAKATY
As you approach the creature, you hear it start to mumble. "Poke me with that stick and I'll shove it up your ass."
Now that you're closer, you can see her lower half, even hidden in the water, is made of black scales. And is shaped like a fish. Mermaid.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 23, 2018 15:00:52 GMT -5
Egads! A fishperson! That talks!
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) jumped backward and flung the stick elsewhere. Such a poor innocent soul, and yet the mainstream had saw it fit to corrupt, mutate, and morph this lady into one of the most horrifying demons he had ever laid his eyes on!
The solution was obvious. Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) looked to Thomas Yorkshire (A.K.A. Jeffery Magnum) and nodded his head to the demon. The dog wagged one of his tails, and the demon burst into flames. It was the only way to cleanse the abomination.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 23, 2018 20:46:01 GMT -5
JMAKATY
You set the woman on fire. She shrieks and shoves herself backwards, quickly sinking into the river.
You see a pair of arcane sigils begin to appear under the water.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 23, 2018 22:17:01 GMT -5
An oblivious Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) high-fives Thomas Yorkshire (A.K.A. Jeffery Magnum) before breaking out the victory joints (except they're not actually joints).
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 23, 2018 22:39:48 GMT -5
JMAKATY
Two streams of high-pressure water shoot out, slicing the victory not-joint into ribbons.
More sigils begin to appear.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 23, 2018 22:56:56 GMT -5
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) has never been insulted by a lesser being in such a way in his life. What was this unfamiliar emotion running through his mind as he watched the remains of his not-joint float to the ground? Anger? Shock? Annoyance? Whatever it was, Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) had a new objective, one that even came above his holy mission.
Vengeance.
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) pointed at the water and swayed his finger over the water. A barrage of lasers from heaven descended upon the infuriating demon's general direction.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 23, 2018 23:35:45 GMT -5
JMAKATY
You start attacking randomly. The enemy also starts attacking, not so randomly. You get sprayed with three high-pressure jets of water, enough to injure you. But your blind attacks seem to have spoiled the demoness' aim, and a dozen more miss you.
Peering into the water, you don't see anything else coming. No more sigil. So signs of incoming attacks. No ominous half-fish shadows. You can't confirm if your enemy's alive, injured, or dead.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 23, 2018 23:38:24 GMT -5
Break out the victory joints again.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 23, 2018 23:43:57 GMT -5
JMAKATY
You successfully blaze it with your dog. Again. She's probably dead.
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Post by empireoffire on Apr 24, 2018 0:31:46 GMT -5
His thirst for vengeance seemingly quenched, Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) and Thomas Yorkshire (A.K.A. Jeffery Magnum) continue on their path.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 24, 2018 21:45:06 GMT -5
JMAKATY
Move to Desert.
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Post by Vitsheep on Apr 30, 2018 23:27:49 GMT -5
JMAKATY
Coming back to the river, you see the mermaid is still gone. But still no mermaid corpse. How disgruntling.
But you do see a young woman with black-feathered wings crouched over the river, nervously staring at the water. "I-is this... safe to drink...?" she ponders aloud.
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Post by empireoffire on May 1, 2018 0:42:44 GMT -5
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) views the feathered lady from a distance. The town of furries he visited informed him that perhaps the mainstream did not horrifically mutate an innocent civilian, and that is just what people look like in this land. Or perhaps the mutation has spread worse than he believed. Who can tell, with the way the mainstream operates? Perhaps he should attempt to pretend to mainstream with this individual and judge the evidence that rears itself.
Also, this person was feathered, and therefore not a furry. Mainstream or not, furries are to be purified.
Jeffery Magnum (A.K.A. Thomas Yorkshire) approaches the stranger and informs them that not only is the water possibly tainted by the mainstream, but that drinking blood generally results in disease thanks to evolution having turned human bodies into whiny and weak pieces of garbage.
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