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Post by Just14 on Jul 12, 2018 15:47:24 GMT -5
Take the batteries from the rebel arms and insert them into the raygun of DOOM!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2018 17:33:47 GMT -5
Shoulder shrug and I don't know claim vengeance on Sakuri.
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Post by Digi on Jul 14, 2018 19:27:04 GMT -5
Jack sighs. He shrugs his shoulder and then stares deeply into space. He imagines taking vengeance on the game director who decided to reject the GLORIOUS WONDER that is the ULTIMATE MEME.
After a few moments of catharsis, you remove the batteries from the arms and toss them onto the ground. You then remove the batteries from your raygun and insert the "new" ones. You pull the trigger. OH YEAH. IT'S RAD AS HELL UP IN THIS BITCH. YOUR RAYGUN MAKES THE COOLEST OF SPACE GUN SOUNDS AS IT LIGHTS UP IN A SUPER AWESOME WAY.
...who are you kidding. This thing might have been cool when you were seven, but a near-adult like yourself can no longer derive joy from the simple wonders of life.
There's still some time left.
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Post by Just14 on Jul 14, 2018 19:39:25 GMT -5
Captchalogue the raygun into your sylladex.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2018 20:21:10 GMT -5
Wonder what is the meaning of being an adult. Why should somebody that's older not be totally psyched up about a Ray Gun.
Just another reason we have to stop Sakuri.
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Post by Digi on Jul 18, 2018 22:51:43 GMT -5
You take a moment to regard your Ray Gun and contemplating the intricacies of adulthood and why your toy gun does not excite you quite as much as before. You decide to blame it once again of Sakuri and move along with your life. You then captchalogue the Ray Gun and put it into your sylladex for safe keeping.
Wait... what? What in the hell is a sylladex? The very concept of "captchaloguing" something and placing it in a very specific and unnecessarily complicated inventory system is completely RIDICULOUS. You can think of NOTHING more entirely STUPID as such a convoluted piece of garbage construct.
Instead, you place your Ray Gun in your PERFECTLY NORMAL inventory, which can carry up to an astounding 6 items! You sure were lucky to receive the extra inventory slot from you penpal last year. You don't know how you ever lived only being able to carry 5 items. Sickening.
Geez, this morning is going by particularly slow. You still have SO MUCH time left. What will you do?
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Post by Just14 on Jul 18, 2018 22:56:27 GMT -5
WEAR THE HELMET. BE THE GUY.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2018 0:25:49 GMT -5
Wear the helmet and pretend to be a Chargin Chuck like from that video game serie we like about the fat plumber and his ever long quest to save someone who only thinks of him as a friend from a misunderstood turtle dragon king.
Oh and after all of that we shall (speaking of Memes) Post in Nova
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Post by Digi on Jul 22, 2018 22:25:30 GMT -5
You don your helmet and BE THE GUY! Yes, you are SO MUCH like the actual genuine guy, with your CARPENTRY, RAY GUN, and FOOTBALL HELMET, that it is RIDICULOUS. You feel so POWERFUL. Like one of those old Mario enemies that also wore football helmets and charged at people. You are so POWERFUL that you could easily take on your guardian in any STRIFE. Should the need arise of course. Though you should probably equip something for your STRIFE deck. Ah, how you love your wonderful strife specibus. Your weapon of choice always leaves you prepared for familial strifing.
What was that weapon again?
A)The Helmet, duh.
B) Hammer, obviously.
C)Your toy raygun.
D)Something else.(Specify).
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Post by Just14 on Jul 22, 2018 22:32:30 GMT -5
C
Rayguns FTW
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2018 23:28:04 GMT -5
B because we Mario now
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Post by Vitsheep on Jul 22, 2018 23:29:21 GMT -5
C! Pew!
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Post by Digi on Jul 24, 2018 22:01:43 GMT -5
You equip your RAYGUN into your RAYGUNKIND STRIFE SPECIBUS. It's not the most effective weapon, but sometimes you have to choose fun and flashiness over practicality.
You decide that you are now adequately equiped in both offense and defense and should probably head down and deal with your guardian. Ugh, your (1)_____ never ceases to FRUSTRATE you with their patronizing interest in your interests. They even went as far as to decorate the living room with pictures and posters of cyborgs and robots. You have NO idea where they got the impression you were into either of those things, as your personal brand of SCI-FI does not usually contain a large amount of either. Sure there are some, but not nearly enough that you'd obsess over and borderline fetishize such characters like your guardian seems to think you do.
You are about to head out of your room when your laptop chimes signalling you have received a message. It's probably one of your friends. (2)You could check to see who it is, or ignore it until later.
(1)
A)Dad
B)Mom
C)Grandma
D)Grandpa
E)Bro
F)Sis
G)Other
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H)Respond to message now
I)Respond to message later
If (H), choose a text color. Can be any color except black. Specify a typing quirk as well. Ex:Perfect grammar, no punctuation, all capital, inverted case, all lowercase, puns of some sort, doubled letters, leetspeak(T=7,B=8,A=4,I=1,E=3,S=5, O=0, can be all or however many wanted), other quirk(specify).
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Post by Vitsheep on Jul 24, 2018 22:07:48 GMT -5
F, I.
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Post by Just14 on Jul 24, 2018 23:27:15 GMT -5
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