Navi Impera

1) A
2) H

Don't wanna ruin the food-place.

Ah yes, yes. Your Great Uncle is surely lurking about and keeping a watchful eye upon you, as Great Uncles are known to do.


You make your way to the Guest Rooms. There's 4 on this floor and 4 on the ground floor. They're all rather spacious as they simply boast a bed and dresser each.

You're actually... not sure why you even have these considering no one ever visits your home. You yourself have actually slept in these a few times, but they're typically remarkably dusty and nowhere NEAR as comfortable as your own luxury bed setup.

You affirm that this area is indeed ideal for any large machinery you may require.


You head back to your room with not much exciting happening along the way. You shoot a quick message to your co-player about your desired placement locations and wait a moment for a reply.

A. HORA.

You of course equip the deadliest weapon known to man: Wii remotes. Yes, these instruments of destruction have saved you in nary an encounter. You've always taken care to use the straps for fear of becoming victim to the terrifying power which you yourself wield.

As you reminisce on the various hard-fought strifes you've been through with your various controllers, a message pops up. A few actually.




But ACTUALLY, you THERE, yes you, reading this message in presumably an astoundingly handsome man's narrator voice, or maybe a Morgan Freeman voice if you're one of those people, know that this is false. Yes, YOU, THE READER, know that it is actually the fault of I, the narrator and creator of this project that Navi got lost in her own house for half an hour. To you snarky comments and snide attitude, I have naught to say. After all, you may be in CONTROL of the narrative, but you require my hand in actually typing these things out, yes? So instead of either of us commenting on the other's failures, perhaps we shall simply continue this little semi-co-dependent narrative that totally-did-not-have-a-month-long-break.






After about a minute you hear a loud CRASH and feel your room shake a bit. You let out a deep sigh. He definitely broke something. You'll probably catch heat for it no matter what it was. You make a mental note to thoroughly clock him with your prized Wii mote as soon as you encounter him within the game.

It takes a few minutes, but you hear two more resounding CRASHes from the guest rooms. You're... not sure how he managed to break anything in practically empty rooms, so you just assume (by which you mean HOPE) that the machines are indeed just THAT heavy.



You steel yourself and ready your deadly weapons as you prepare to exit your room and soon enter the game. You try to recall the game guide you found before as well as the advice you'd given Jack. What sequence of events will you follow..?

A)Go to the Alchemiter first and examine it.
B)Go to the Crux Truder first and check the countdown. You gotta unleash your sprite too. You're gonna need a spiritual digital guide.
C)Go mess around with the Totem Lathe. Somehow.
D)Go do something else (specify)
E)Do Nothing

You quickly affirm your next actions and head towards the door.

But, no sooner have you tried to open your bedroom door than hit a roadblock. What? You try again to push open your door, but there's something really heavy blocking it.

Damn, you know EXACTLY what happened... Your Great Uncle must be getting back at you whatever your co-player broke downstairs.CURSE your Great Uncle's inscrutable GAMER STRENGTH.

You're not even sure you know what is that heavy in the whole castle. Well, you are sure that you need to take care of this as quickly as possible. No tell how much time you actually have left.

What do you do?

A)Look for something you can use as a battering ram.
B)Take some time to take the door off.
C)The window! Climb out your window.
D)Other

You contemplate asking for help, but decide to try out something else first.

You approach your window, and open it, glancing down at the ground in the process. You're only on the second story but it would NOT be ideal to fall.

You notice something in the not-so-far-off distance crashing into the ground. You didn't get the best look, but you understand immediately what it was since another one crashes in the horizon. Yeah, those are METEORS alright. Or METEORITES, you suppose. Either way you better hurry it up.

You step onto the ledge, looking to the side. There! A few windows over is an open window, just begging to be climbed in. You carefully move over towards it, creeping along the narrow foothold. You spot more meteorITES falling in the fields not far enough away for your comfort. You try to hurry yourself along a bit, your foot threatening to slip and send you down to the ground and probably break a few bones.


You keep at it for what feels like an absolute eternity, but in reality, is probably a few minutes at max. You're almost there, just a bit more...

WHEN THE STONE THAT YOU STEP ONTO GIVES WAY AND CAUSES YOU TO FALL, OH DEAR CTHULU.

Your fall happens in slow motion, and you're somehow able to pivot and grab the ledge with one hand. You can't seem to lift yourself up, though, as there's not footholds beneath you and the stone is too slick. What the hell are you gonna do now?



A)Message TG
B)Drop down, can't be that bad... right?
C)Attempt a risky maneuver with your controller
D)Other